Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

But Darth Vader said "No disintegrations" so he disintegrated the disentegrators who desintegrated the questioners.

which was complicated, so everybody took a nap...

And Boba disintegrated them while they napped.

Even though everybody includes Boba.

Even the people making these posts. That of course, meant

We need a loophole.

Which already happened because we are still typing messages. Of course, if Boba is disintigrated, why is there still a BFFC? The question was answered by Zombie Jesus, who said

"Don't get all up in my grill, bizitch."

and then turned some water into wine and had a drink with an old friend named

Scruffy. Dun dun DUUUN!

After drinking the wine, Scruffy, the EPIC Janitor, became Scruffy, the Superbly EPIC Janitor.

and started to clean the floor while zombie Jesus

Was zombiefied

and then everybody realized that Zombie Jesus was now normal Jesus, because two negatives make a posotive.

So this new Jesus and jumpy mcgee were burned at the stake for their witchcraft thoughts.

But Jesus was fireproof

however, jumpy mcgee wasn't.

So we laughed, and laughed. And laughed.

...he also made good kindling for the marshmallow and hot-dog roast...

Soooooooooo...

Stuff happend, very strange things warranting a black censor bar

dun dun  duuuuun

So Draco slowly moved the bar a couple feet to the right.

And exposed a picture of Fett_II in his underwear singing the Russian national anthem while riding on a unicycle.

all exposed to this heresy went insane and blind from the suffering it brought

Unless their last name was Guacualanghai, because that last name is EPICly stupid.

Unfortunately, nobody's last name was Guacualanghai.

...Except for Green Guacualanghai, who sued Appo for defamation of his ancient and glorious name...

He lost his case however when the jury ruled that his name actually IS EPICly stupid...

And so his feeling were hurt. We all took it out on RD because.....

He was also in his underwhere singing the Russian national anthem while riding a unicycle.

Because hes a commie

And AA was killed by Vladimir Putin for suggesting that commies were bad, even though they ARE, and he also killed Fett_II and Ralin for singing the Russian national anthem in an insulting manner. Zombie Jesus and Appo ressurected them, and we all went to find Putin and destroy him.

But AA got there first and told him he was simply implying communism was unamerican.

however, before Fett_II could be killed, he was miraculously teleported to the moon, with some weird ability to be able to breathe, live, and function. the same cannot be said for RD, however.

Because RD was currently playing poker with with zombie Jesus

And zombie Jesus seemed to always win, as if He could see RD's cards...

But RD just sucked, and was telling Zombie Jesus what he had. Thus being a disgrace to the game, the God of Poker smited him to death

while singing the Russian national anthem in his underwear and riding a unicycle.

None of the other gods seemed to notice though, because he was always kind of random like that

But the gods took offense to AA's  use of the word smite, so they tortured him by forcing him to watch Korean soap operas.

But AA liked the soap operas.

Because he's really Korean.

And so Commander Appo was forced to watch General Hospital for 3 weeks straight, because I said so.

And his eyes were burned out from the stupidity, but were regrown after the 3 weeks of watching GH.

Fett_II, meanwhile, had to watch Rachael Ray for 6 years in a row for causing someone to endure such torture.

And Draco watched this and laughed.

Dun Dun Duunnn

Karson was smited for no apparent reason, but the god of messing with other gods reversed it.

Dun dun duunnn

And he was smited for saying 'Dun dun duunnn' twice in a row, which is realy annoying. The god of spam was slowing gaining power over Karson, which caused Boba Fett to...

Kill Karson if he said 'Dun dun duunnn' a third time.