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June 24, 2007 8:24 pm (Edited June 24, 2007 08:25 pm) #

I'll start with a set up, and then each person adds ONE WORD PER POST. You can post more than once, but not directly after yourself. Punctuation does not count. Here goes:


Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when

Just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe.
June 24, 2007 8:25 pm #

Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when suddenly

Just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe.
June 24, 2007 11:05 pm #

He


(this is gan'a end...soon)

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me. - Alo Fett
June 24, 2007 11:06 pm #

Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when suddenly he died.

Oops.  Story over.

All for one, and that one is me!
June 25, 2007 12:42 am #

One word isn't contributing much. Maybe make it one sentence.

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June 25, 2007 2:23 am #
Force Master R wrote:

Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when suddenly he died.

Oops.  Story over.

Then he got resurrected by the mysterious Atmosphere Dwellers. :P

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars
June 25, 2007 6:10 am #

Next, they tried to loot his ship.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 25, 2007 9:40 am #

Which they should have tried before they resurrected him. =P

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
June 25, 2007 10:31 am #

They are not too intelligent.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 25, 2007 1:11 pm #

The nearby Bothans thought about the threat Boba posed to them, so they sat down and ate cold turkey.

June 25, 2007 6:35 pm #

then darth maul sliced through the cold turkey and ate the bothans.

Your god won't be there to save you, or maybe I will
June 25, 2007 6:40 pm #

And Ozzy popped out and yelled "You could have saved me their f**kin' heads! I brought my f**kin' barbecue and everything!"

take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 25, 2007 8:07 pm #

And then Boba turned up and fed up with Ozzy's total non-relativeness, stuck an explosive sheep on him and detonated it.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
June 25, 2007 8:27 pm (Edited June 25, 2007 08:27 pm) #

Angry at Ozzy's killing, all of the metal stars ganged up on Boba.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 26, 2007 10:23 am #

Boba disintegrated them all, and then took magic marker and drew mustaches on the dead metal stars (only their heads remained).

July 9, 2007 4:50 pm #

then the magic marker EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
July 10, 2007 2:09 pm #

Boba then left the scene without a backwards glance and planned his landing.

Jedi photographer - May the focus be with me.
[url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/devil_girl/]Photographs[/url]
August 4, 2007 1:28 pm #

then mace windu came along

Don't drink and drive.......you might spill your drink.
August 4, 2007 8:13 pm #

Then, the ghost of Jango Fett, carrying his severed head under his arm appreared by Mace, not looking very happy.

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars
August 5, 2007 7:42 am (Edited August 5, 2007 07:44 am) #

Jango glares at Mace then turns to Boba and gives him a friendly wave. :D

"i know all about the art of the hunt"
August 5, 2007 12:22 pm #

Meanwhile, Palpatine puts on a red latex thong and asks his secretary if he looks pretty in it or not.

August 5, 2007 12:30 pm #

The Emperor then finds that he has lepracy.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 5, 2007 12:42 pm #

What the Emporor doesn't realize is that he's standing in front of a Webcam, which is linked to every visible screen on Courscant.

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars
August 5, 2007 3:51 pm #

And the footage was posted all over the HoloNet.

August 5, 2007 4:33 pm #

The Emperor of course denied it was him and then checks himself into rehab.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.
August 5, 2007 5:15 pm #

Where he is laughed at by all the Spice and Glitterstim addicts because they saw him on the Holonet.

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars
August 5, 2007 6:10 pm #

Not used to being laughed at, he starts to cry and calls out throught the Force to Vader looking for comfort.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.
August 5, 2007 6:50 pm #

Vader sets out to ease the Emperor's suffering and begins to hunt down Boba Fett because the Emperor told him Fett started it, but runs into the ressurected Ben Kenobi.

Est Sularus Oth Mithas
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.
August 5, 2007 9:25 pm #

Ben Kenobi says "I told you Darth! If you struck me down I would become more powerful than you can ever imagine!"  Then Vader pulls out a(n) ...

No disintegrations, No fun
August 5, 2007 9:51 pm #

Vader pulls out a pink Tribble, which is Obi-Wan's one true weakness, and throws it at him.

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars
August 5, 2007 9:59 pm #

Obi-Wan falls to the floor laughing and Vader assumes victory, so he continues his journey.

"i know all about the art of the hunt"
August 6, 2007 10:47 am (Edited August 6, 2007 10:49 am) #

Vader makes a brief stop to flirt with a young woman stranded near an asteroid belt, unaware "she" is a Clawdite who is only in female form to get people to stop.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.
August 6, 2007 2:52 pm #

The Clawdite then kicked Vader in his nuts then stole his star ship

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 6, 2007 2:53 pm #

The Clawdite then morphed into the Emperor in a thong, because that was the last thing she just happened to see before Vader stopped by her.

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars
August 6, 2007 3:00 pm #

Vader pissed off cus his ship was stolen, calls his star ship insuranse
company to see if he was covered

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 6, 2007 3:00 pm (Edited August 6, 2007 03:01 pm) #

Repulsed at this mockery of his master, Vader channeled his hidden chi energy and shot it in fireball form at the Clawdite........HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!!

Est Sularus Oth Mithas
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.
August 6, 2007 3:11 pm #

as the ship plumeted to the ground the Clawdite yelled: "IT WAS JUST A JOB!!!!!!!!!"

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 6, 2007 3:18 pm #

Then Cell from Dragon Ball Z shows up and says "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZERZ!" then the inevitable happens.

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No disintegrations, No fun
August 6, 2007 3:22 pm #

then boba fett comes in and says "did som one say job?"

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 6, 2007 4:02 pm #

Concerned only about a potential job and not paying attention to where he's going, Fett crashes Slave 1 into Cell.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.
August 6, 2007 4:12 pm #

Cell manages to survive the crash, due to his regeneration abilities. He then summons mini-Cells and they go to KFC and kill everyone in it.

August 6, 2007 4:13 pm #

Vader then launched a spear-like projectile attached to a rope from his chest box and it stabbed Cell through his chest, dragging him towards Vader.......and his doom......GET OVER HERE!!!!!!

Est Sularus Oth Mithas
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.
August 6, 2007 4:45 pm #

Vader then uses his command of the Force to tear Cell apart at a cellular level and Fett sets the the scattered cells on fire.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.
August 6, 2007 5:00 pm #

Ozzy Osbourne comes crashing through on a stolen bike, and, in a drug induced hallucination, mistakes Vader for a bat.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 6, 2007 5:35 pm #

Ozzy then shouts "I'm back! Hahahahaha!!", and chases Vader, trying to bite his head off.

August 6, 2007 5:51 pm #

Vader throws Ozzy with the Force, so he calls his metal buddies for back up; Alice, Lemmy, Rob Zombie, Nikki Sixx, and Dio.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 6, 2007 6:58 pm #

Then Abraham Lincan comes back to life with a Ak-47 and blows Ozzy away with a rat-tat-tat!!!!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 6, 2007 7:10 pm (Edited August 17, 2007 05:27 pm) #

Angels sang out perpetually
Down from the heavens descended Mr. T
Who deliver a punch which could shatter bone
Into the face of Ozzy Osbourne
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in agony
As Cummings changed back into a zombie
But T saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Rob's head in between his thighs

take it easy baby take it as it comes
August 6, 2007 7:18 pm #

Then Gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty pythons holy black knight and the blue meenie and Alice, Lemmy, Nikki, and Dio. came and tryed to kill Mr.T but they all got pwned!!!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
August 6, 2007 8:29 pm #

Finally an embodiment of the Force in the form of a seven year old paraplegic asks Mr.T if he would nicely take his marathon of @$$ whupping to another galaxy.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.

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