Caption Contest #14

OK, now Boba...whad' I tell ya? - Boba: um, Shoot Vader? no wait! I got it! no, no I lost it...

....Dude. Smell this.

Guy:"Listen, when Darth Vader says "Are we clear" or "do you underst"...."
Boba:"I get it. I read the script you know."
Guy:"I know i just like talking to you. Could I have an autograph."
Boba:"No."
Guy:"Please."
Boba:"Fine."

Heh, An Amish Bounty Hunter.

Hey, guess what, I can tell you the future. So theres going to be this fan site right, and then theres going to be this member of the message boards. And there are going to be these caption contests where they put captions on these pictures. And on #14 some idiot called Adeptus Astartes who is a member of the boards is going to decide to try to be funny by mocking himself.

Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah..."

Boba: look at him. with his little blue flashlight, thinking he's so hot and all.
Vader: That's my son, Luke.
Boba: I, er, mean, he's very talented, I'll give you that! (nervous laugh)

Director: Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as Director and Bounty hunter!
Darth Vader (thinking): Why does that sound familiar?

The director's "Invisible pineapple" joke just wasn't funny anymore

talk to the elbow, 'cause the hand wants to slap ya!

and lord vader tells me not to disintegrate anyone. just look at this guy!!!!

Boba:Dangit, Dengar, I told you: no 80's hairstyles.
Dengar: But....
Boba: SHAVE IT. AND THAT LITTLE BEARD.
Dengar: but i look dumb caompletely bald!
Boba: heres a towel. knock yourself out.

"Now just listen, please. Take off the helmet, grow a beard...like me. You see, we want a truly ruthless antogonist. A real man. Trust me, the audience will love it. Your fans will love it. Trust me..."
[Boba thinking] "Sigh..."

director- you are a bounty hunter got it.
use feeling!!!
boba-okay,okay i got it !!!!!
dierector- and action!
boba-uuuummmm. who am i again?
director-..................

Boba's game of "ignore the screenwriter" had serious repercussions for the third film.

Boba Fett: What's my motivation for this scene?
Man: You're a tough green dude with a gun, and you like to shoot things.
Boba Fett: Okay, got it. This helmet itches...

Frank:i got 5 fingers!
Boba:i dont give a crap!

What do youy mean this style won't be in forever!?

Boba:yo dude,can i disintegrate you?
Frank:yeah sure
Boba:YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Frank:WAIT!
Boba:what?
Frank:i have to go to the bathroom!

Boba:moo moo moo
JOe:wha...
Boba:i said moo moo moo
Joe:what?
Boba:i said moo moo moo moo!r-tards these days...
Joe:what?!
Boba:I SAID MOO MOO MOOO MOO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES THAT APPEAL TO YOU??!!!!!!.
jUST - JUST SHUT UP!!!!! SO i CAN KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help I'm to dumb to save myself. Bobafet: sorry can't help i'm to busy killing somebody which i'm actually enjoying right now.
Person: I bet your having fun over there I wish I could join in but you are about to disintegrate me so bye!

Empire Strikes Back, scene 30, take 43.
Irving: Now Boba, I know it's a hard line, but "As you wish" isn't all that bad.
Boba: Yea, but it's to him. (points at Vader)
Irving: Oh, stop being a child. Just imagine something that makes you happy when you say the line.
Boba: Okay. Okay, I see a man named Irving getting his head blown off by me, and Darth Vader and IG-88 bow down at my feet. Thanks Irv!
Irving: Er, no... problem..

Boba:i like pie...
other dude:well we can't have pie in this scene!
Boba:I'LL DISINIGRATE YOU IF YOU DON'T GET ME MY PIE!
other dude:im gonna get that pie now...
Boba:works every time...

Frank: Aw, Boba! Help me! Vader and IG are meanies!
Boba: Shut up, I'm watching TV...

Boba: She's hot.
Man: Ok. Hmmmm. If you buy my useless crap, the girl comes free.
Boba: DEAL!!! :P

Who allowed the leprechaun on the set?

"Now in this scene, you come up behind me in the balcony.."

hey misery guts....wanna dance?

How many times must I tell you ,NO!! Vegas Showgirls in this scene

Look! I told you! You can't have the Vegas showgirls in this film!!

Man: "Picture this Mr. Fett---you, Han Solo, carbonite...just focus on that, and we can get through this scene."
Boba: "I can see it now..."

Man: "Now, Boba, we need to patch this little disagreement with Vader here..."
Boba: "Forget it. Telling me 'no disintegrations'--trying to tell me how to do my job! I won't put up with it."

Hey, im new here, can you tell me where the bathrooms are?

...So then I had all the hair from my palms surgically implanted to my face which was quite... (Moments later this man was disintegrated)

Hey Fett, I have all the answers to Vaders quiz written on my hand! Hurry up and copy them before he comes back!

Boba day dreams the day they came to discuss Sarlacc Safety.

Now then Mr Fett, we have a great line of hair products. As you can see I use the "Man of the Universe" product. Now if you'd just take that helmet off...

Salesman: So you see why you need to get these weapon upgrades for 1,000,000 credits?
Boba: LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING! LA LA...

Regardless of how friendly he was, Elroy the amish bounty hunter was never accepted by the hunting community.

Dude, Boba, you gotta believe me. I told Darth NOT to bring IG to the party man. Please dude....dont disintegrate me.

Maybe I should get off Lunesta. Now I'm seeing Abe Lincoln everywhere I go. Aaaahh! Now everything's dark!

Why is everything black and white? Why is this mime following me? WHY do I keep talking to myself?!

Director: Cut!
Boba: What's wrong?
Director: You forgot to say "As you wish."
Boba: I'm Boba Fett, that rubbish doesn't apply to me.