"What? fell in? Haha! Volunteered, more like it. You should've seen it. You would have dug it the most. I was flying around with my jetpack, just smoking Rebels. My laser, ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom. Han Solo was all like, 'hey, wait.' And I'm like, "oh I've been waiting a long time for this Solo." Ba-bang the big bad Wookiee be growling in hell now. I even put one between Skywalker's eyes. Right between those pretty baby blues, but then Jabba the Hutt was all like, "oh, no, this guy's too badass, man." So then 80 Jedi showed up. I took out like 67 of them, but then 20 dudes finally flanked me and I was like, 'you know what, kids? It's been real, daddy-o, but I'm not given you the pleasure.' So I jumped into the pit myself. On the way down, I was like, I was thinking, maybe I should have left 'em a party favor. Oh, I did -- a thermo detonator right up their ass. Ba-boom!"

— Boba Fett about how he really ended up in the Sarlacc Pit