Caption Contest #8

Boba :"You want me to do a double sumersault with a full pike... IN THIS OUTFIT?!"

Lucas: I'm sorry we couldn't pay the fake Sarlacc, so we are using a real one. It's possible you don't survive.
Fett: Sorry, there's a lot of noise. Can you repeat that?
Lucas: Oh, nothing important!

I get paid 20 dollars a day to fall into a pit?

Chewie: Prepare to have your cloak eaten, Fett! FOR HAN!!!
Fett: This is why I don't like spice...

Boba: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Lucas: *smacks forehead* I knew we shouldn't have hired Leonardo DiCaprio...

how long do i have to stand here...? my blasters are starting to poke my sides

Boba: Hey, I dropped my ice cream!

Boba: The only reason you want Han to kill me is because I had an affair with Leia, isn't it?
Lucas: Hey! I didn't know you had an affair with Leia! That's all the more reason to kill you off!
Boba: Aw, man!

Expanded Universe, here I come!

Lucas: Ok Fett, in this scene you're going to fly down and put up a weak fight against Luke, then despite all your sensory equipment, masterful reflexes, and years of Bounty Hunting experience; You will be accidently struck in the jetpack by Han Solo who is just 2 feet behind you, setting you off careening you into the sailbarge, then fall helplessly into the Sarlaac Pit.

Boba Fett: ... WHAT THE %$#@!!?

What's my motivation? There's no enemy, just a blue screen!

Hey, I can see Slave I from here, Echo.......Echo

One side of me says "do it," but the other side says "don't." I'm so confused.

Listen, Wookiee, umm Chewy: the Wookiee hair on my sholder represents nothing. OK, just don't tell George. I'm afraid he will kill off my character.

What do you mean by "it doesn't bite?"

Boba: Hey you down there give me back my gun!!!
Dude: I have to make it look dirty though.
Boba: I don't care! Give it back to me!!
Dude: NO!
Boba: I'm going to kill y.... wait I CAN;'T MOVE MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!

LIGHTS! CAMERA ! BOBA!!!!!!!

Boba Fett: Umm... George? I can't move my arms...
George Lucas: Get over it! You are the best bounty hunter in the galexy! Remember that!.
Boba Fett: Well, I guess you're right.

I'm not sure this volunteer modeling shoot was such a good idea with this wind!!!!!!!!!

Wow! I just realized I'm afraid of heights!

No, that's OK guys. I don't need a push
... (How can I get out of this? It's lookin' a little high...)

I have the greatest urge to sit on Luke's head...

Director: Yes Boba the over-sized light IS necessary.

Hey! Give me my blaster back!

dang this suit is hot, am i almost done i dont see any of you idiots up here sweatin your but off, chewy shut up i see you smerkin over there

Boba Fett+Jetpack=BAD IDEA

boba:is this thing sure?
richard marquand: yeah , yeah, is sure..
peter mayhew:grrrr little girl, is just a sarlacc

this caption are the best in the mandalorian world

I've had it up to here! I'm all Fett up!

As you can see, not only am I taller than everyone, by the armor and cape flowing in the wind, I am much cooler than you as well.

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Boba: *to Han* You know I'm not gonna die, right?
Han: WHAT?!?! THAT'S IT! I QUIT!
Luke: *pushes Boba into sarlaac* Are you sure?
Boba: ARGH! STUPID JEDI! You had to ruin my life, didn't you! As if WINDU wasn't enough!

"Are you sure this jetpack is gonna work like its supposed to? Cause I have a really bad feeling about this take."

*BANG!!!*
Crew: AAAA!!!
Lucas: I said shoot Luke!!!
Boba: Not untill I get my Jabba'cheino!

Look, up in the sky!
It's a mynok!
It's a TIE fighter!
NO IT'S BOBA FETT!

Jeremy: Why do we need a spotlight in broad daylight?

Hmmmm...I wonder who's hotter? Me or the wookie?

Why do I have to die? Why can't it be that carpet?

Hey, director! Why has the Sarlaac got a beak?

Wow, I can see everyones heads instead of the other way around!

What am i standing on?

I told you; Boba Fett does not kill Solo until he gets his mocha latte. What?! You say you don't need ME? I guarantee that this franchize will go to the crapper if you kick me off. Stop laughing!

Boba: "I can't stand this life anymore!! I'll jump!"

Sarlacc: Hey, he looks like a Boba. Hey Boba, I'm gonna eat you. Get into my belly! I'm higher in the food chain. Get in!
(singing) I want my Boba back, Boba back... ribs.

(Bulloch) "Hey Richard, this is the part where I fly in, rope up that Luke guy and kill the rest right? Right? You wouldn't be planning on doing anything stupid to my character would you?"

I'mm guessing now is a bad time to tell all of you I'm afraid of heights.

Now this movie shold be more about me so when I fall into the Sarlacc I come right back out and everyone is like ahhh then my dad comes in Jango fett then we whoop butt then Mace Windu comes in and I give him a purple nurple and Jango gives Mace a wet willy then we give him a wedgie by attaching his underwear to our jetpacks at full speed then he falls into the sarlaac and after that we shoot everyone and loot them. Then the emperor blows up my home planet kamino then we go over there and give palpatine a swirlie in jabbas toilet. then after a while Mace gets out of the sarlaac and then Jango gives him a swirlie too exept that he won't get the ice cream cone look. so who likes my idea and I dont care if you dont like it because were going with it and if you dont I'll shoot you so lets film.

Boba: "Am I going to stand here all day? You know, all this blowing sand DOES find it's way into this armor, and I'm not going to begin to tell you how uncomfortable that is!"

Boba: "Alright, now I'M the director here...you, get that ladder out of the frame. No, no, no--the barge is supposed to lean like that. And would someone PLEASE take a comb to the Wookiee??"

Ok guys, I'm gonna do double front flip...*jumps, hits the side of sail barge and screams*

"I'm not falling in the sarrlac again... unless Darth watches me do it."

"You're writing me out in the first 30 minutes of the movie?! And I thought it was bad enough we actually WENT to the desert to shoot...."

Boba: "I see old people."

What? you want me to what?!?!?! No way i'm not stadin next to that living carpet! I'm stadin up here where I'm safe!!

Boba: I can fly,I can fly, I can... fall... into the Sarlacc...

Director: OK, this time we try it without the blaster.
Fett: That doesn't make any sense.
Director: Niether did blasting the last 5 cameramen I hired!!

Does this make me look Fett?

Is this legal?

Who are you people and what have you done to me?!?

Boba: MOUSE! MOUSE!

Boba: I didn't sign up for this to die, Lucas!
George: Boba, you have to! Now get ready for your death!
Boba: What the- Agggggh!
George: Cut! Perfect... now how do we get him out of there?

i'm tellin you... i'll jump!

Shoot! My iPod fell in the Sarlacc!

If we have to do this scene one more time, I'm gonna punch everyone!

Is the Sarlacc evil, Lucas?

Jeremy: Can we re-negoatiate my contract? I can say more than 4 lines. Really I can. Please don't kill off my character.

i'm not coming down till i get my mocha latt'e

Boba: Who the heck are these people???

Director: Aaaand---Action!
(Boba accidentally falls off his spot into the Sarlacc)
Director: BRILLIANT!

Behind the scenes footage of "Passion of the Mandalorian."

Lucas: Okay Bulloch, now here's the part where you fall into the pit and supposedly die.
Bulloch: What's my motavation???
Lucas: I'll sick the wookiee on you if you don't!
Bulloch: Aw crud.

Bulloch - Bbbbut I'm afraid of heights!
Lucas - Calm down its all right, and... ACTION!
Hamill - No Jeremy, don't wet yourself, this is our only take!

People of Coruscant! I have gone out into the dessert and spoken with LUCAS!

*monk's chanting*
And George Lucas so loved the fans, that he gave them his only Mandalorian.