Caption Contest #7

With all this heat, my helmet is all foggy. I can't see anyth... ohh wait! There's that Jedi dude with Solo.

*looking and thinking* dang what the hell does everyone see in that leia chick

What are you staring at?

Hehe, with Solo blind, he is absolutely no threat to me now!

Hasta La Vista, Baby.......

( Boba pulls out his iPod) Oops! wrong pocket. ( reaches in other pocket and pull's out his ee3 rifle) Say hello to my little friend!

Dad always told me to stay away from lightsabers, but if i jump next to Skywalker, all the chicks at Jabba's palace will be impressed....hmmm.....

Where's my iPod when i need it? oh yeah i dropped it in the rancor pit. Darn this is all Skywalker's fault. For my iPod!

Look at that Jedi scum. Thinks he's all that with his little lightsaber. My grandma could wield a lightsaber better than that Skywalker guy!

It's a good thing that my fans don't know that everything below my shoulders is a green screen...

What do you mean it will eat me?

"i just din't understand how flying squirrels fly without jetpacks.." oh, yeah...focus!

Hey?!? Where's my speederbike?

( Boba thinking )- If i shoot my missile at them from here, they'll probably die... but if I jump, i'll impress the ladies. hmmm.....i think I'll jump!

Geez Jabba's henchmen are getting owned by that Jedi dude...as usual, it is up to me, the great Boba Fett, to get the job done. I have a bad feeling about that bird thing in the sand though...

I wonder what happens if a Sarlacc eats a lightsaber...let's find out!

Time to teach that Jedi scum some respect!

Oh yeah, time to impress the dance girls with my awesome jedi whooping skills...

Rocket across the Sarlacc Pit? What if I don't survive? I'm worth a lot to me.

This is for the rancor! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Dang it! I left my iPod inside!

i have a bad feeling about the blind guy....

i think i'll sneak up behind the jedi, then take of blind man and walking carpet. what's the worse that could happen?

no one ever sees the kool-aid man...until it's too late

Boba pulls out a chaingun,
"Oh Han, I'm coming for you!"

Hey, where's the road? [echoing] Road, road, road, road. [normal] Road. Road. Road. Road. Ro-- sorry.

I need a bigger screen to fit my entire helmet.

I see dead people...

COME BACK YOU CRAZY KIDS!!!!

Man, I Look Good!

Geez I hope that ripping sound wasn't the seat of my pants tearing...

Boba whispering: I see Sarlacc and it doesn't like me.

I hope I don't fall into that thing...

BRIGHT LIGHTS!!!! BRIGHT LIGHTS!!!

should i jump? Sure whats the worst that could happen?

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!

I have a bad feeeling about this.

"There you are, you filthy scumbag. Ready or not, here I come!" -Boba Fett

Great. Now I have to change my suit to match the sand.

Boba: OH NO! MY SUIT CAN'T BE IN THE SUN THIS LONG! Which I guess is why I stay in Jabba's Palace for so long.

As we gazed deeply into each others eyes...

Mmmmm... Pie.

Now wait just a minute! Since when does the Sarlacc have a beak???

Why is Han Solo mooning me?

THAT BETTER NOT BE MY CADILLAC ON FIRE!!!

Boba: I go to sleep for five minutes and the prisoners go crazy. I wonder what Jabba would do without me.