Caption Contest #5

BOBA: Wow. That is a NICE Han Solo toy mold you've got there.

Boba Fett: *on phone with Dengar* Hey, I've got a joke for ya, what do you get when you give a Sith a job at a resturaunt?
Dengar: I've got no idea.
Boba: Simple, you get Darth Waiter!!
Vader: *overhears the joke and walks over*
Boba: *still talking on phone* So, the other day, I saw Vader staring at a beautiful picture of Padmé. You should've seen the look on Luke's face- *notices Vader* WAUGH! VADER!
Vader: Well? I'm dying to hear the rest of your hilarious story, Mr. Comedian. Do share!

Fett: What if he dosen't survive? He's worth alot to me.
Vader: The empire will compensate for your losses.
Fett: It had better or I'm sueing big time.

Fett: I have a cooler mask than you.
Vader: Well I guess you might....
Fett: Finally I'm right about something!
Vader: Hey, I got another bounty for you.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: You. Your the bounty. Please use disentigrations.
Fett: What? What?
Vader: You heard me.
Fett: Okay.
Vader: I so rock!!!

Fett: Hey Vader, do you ever get the feeling that you're trapped in a sort of false reality where a bunch of idiotic and girlfriendless nerds are watching you do the same thing over and over and over again?
Vader: No.
Fett: Oh, well...Ok.

Vader and Boba: *singing* Sometimes the stars do shine!
The way we are is just so fine!
(Boba) Han Solo will be mine!
(Vader) The Sith are so divine!
Together: Everything will happen! In time!
*Instrument* Do doo do doo Duh!
Stormtroopers: Bravo!
Leia: Scoundrels.
Chewbacca: RAWR! Roar! Grrl!
C-3P0: The odds of that ever becoming a big hit is 3,201 to 1!
Boba: Vader, can I disentegrate them?
Vader: Not yet.
Boba: Damn.

Boba: One day I will fall into a hole and then get almost killed but blast out before I die.
Vader: Huh?
Boba: Oh, I don't know, sometimes I just say stupid stuff.
Vader: One question.
Boba: What?
Vader: Didn't your dad say not to play near the Sarlacc?
Boba: What?!?
Vader: I can read your mind.
Stormtrooper to another Stormtrooper: I think we should throw them both in the Carbonite freezing chamber.
Other Stormtrooper: Maybe someday...

Fett: "Nice armor.... Did you get to pick it?"
Vader: "What do you think, of course not I was burnt to a crisp!"

Boba: You are starting to smell! Just look behind you!

Fett: "We so need are own theme music..."
Vader: "Speak for yourself."

VADER: "EL CUADRO DE CARBONITA SALIO MUY GRANDE"
BOBA FETT: "NO IMPORTA, YO SE LO VENDO A JABBA"

Maybe those ugnauts will learn to keep their hands to themselves now...

Fett: "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if..."
Vader: "If what?"
Fett: "If the Clone Wars had never happened."
Vader: "Well, I definately would probably not be Darth Vader."
Fett: "Well, I guess it could have never happened...."
Vader: "What?"
Fett: "The Clone Wars never happening."
Vader: "You confuse me too much..."

Fett: "I'm not Boba Fett, I'm really Jeremy Bulloch, and you're David Prowse."
Vader: "That's what you think...."

Fett: "My armor is cooler than yours."
Vader: "Oh yeah? Well mine is shinier."
Fett: "Well Hans is kind of dull gray."
Vader: "What!?"
Fett: "I don't know."

Boba: "So Vader, why do you wear that outfit?"
Vader: "I lost my arms and legs and got burned by lava."
Boba: "Did it hurt?"
Vader: "What do you think? Of course it hurt!"
Boba: "Well, the only thing I call an injury is falling into a Sarlacc and being almost digested."
Vader: "Well, I think I can arrange that."
Boba: "How?"
Vader: "I will never tell you, stupid kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short."
Boba: "Damn you, Vader, and your ugly master, too."

Boba: *Singing* "Nobody knows the trouble I've caused..."
Vader: "Shut up! You sing horribly!"
Boba: "Well, you need to shut up cause I know something you dont!"
Vader: "Tell me or I'll keep Solo for myself."
Boba: "Okay. Your wife Padme had twins. Luke and Leia. Oh, dang! I spilled the beans."
Vader: "Thank you. Now I will kill them both. Then I will dispose of you!"
Boba: "Damn it!"
Vader: "I rock out loud, baby!"

(Boba's thought) Darn! He's still taller than me. I wonder if he has platforms in his boots
(Vader) I heard that, and no, i don't have platforms in my boots!

Fett: "Woo hoo dance Vader dance!!"
Stormtroper: *thinking* "Man what a jerk,good thing i'm not related to him."

Fett: "We look cool."
Vader: "Very cool indeed..."

Fett: "Well, another year, but only 2 of us left for the Battle of Geonosis reunion."
Vader: "Yes..."
Fett: "So what now? What do you want to do?"
Vader: "I don't know, what do you want to do?"
Fett: "I'd like to take that bloody mask off you and watch you suffocate while the ugnaughts make mock wheezing noises."

I hope you brought popcorn, Lord Vader.

Vader: Windu killed your father.
Fett: WHAT? You knew it all along? Why didn't you tell me?
Vader: You never asked.

Vader: How much is Captain Solo worth to you?
Boba: Ummmmm.....He is worth about 200 million, more or less.
Vader: WHAT?!?! That means if he dies during this I have to pay you that!?!?
Boba: Yup. Pretty much.
Vader: *Jumps into the Carbon Freezing Chamber after Han* NO!!!!

Vader: "You don't say much do you?"
Fett: "It come from being from a large family.."

Fett: "Hmmm... I heard there is a girl named Kina Stormslayer flying around."
Vader: "Duh! She's a bounty. Oh, and she and Lando Calrissian are married."
Fett: "But, I was married to her!"
Vader: "Oh well, better luck next time."

Hmmm... is tonight spagetti or hot dog night?

I hope no one realizes I am actually a girl.

You know, Leia looks kind of- never mind. You dont need to know. Oh good, Han looks stupid in carbonite!

Fett: "Dude? What's with the suit anyway?"
Vader: "What suit?"
Fett: "You're in denial aren't you?"
Vader: "Am not!!"
Fett: "I teach classes that help this sort of thing.
But it is going to cost you."
Vader: "How much?"
Fett: *Thinking* "Yessssssssss! Score!"

OOOhh thats gotta hurt.

Fett: (To Vader) "DAMN YOU AND YOU'RE PLATFORM KISS BOOTS!"

Darth Vader's NEW apprentice...

Vader, stop breathing down my neck--your giving me the chills!

The fact that my antenna comes up to his head is disturbing. The fact that I'm in high heels and he's still taller than me just goes too far for my taste.

Jeez, Vader, we don't have to be this close!

Boba: "Is bathroom clean?"
Vader: "Jabba used it."
Boba: "Do you have another?"

Boba: "Can I use the freaking bathroom now?"
Vader: "No not untill you kill Luke."

"Oh dear lord! Look at where solos hands are!"
"Well THAT'S one embarrassing pose..."

I'm not wearing any pants...

"Dude! Where my ship?!?!?"

Fett: "Hey... Vader let me kill him pleez! I won't desentergrate him I PROMISE!!!"
Vader: "Okay."

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Han Solos taking his clothes off!!!!!!!!!"

(Leia and Han start kissing)
Fett: "Whoo! Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"

Fett: "Whoa! What is all this, these flickering lights, these props..."
Vader: "Yeah, they used these things called Sets, back when movies were quality, and well thought out, and not absorbed with what they could do with FX."

Fett: "Oh great could you next time get a place with a little less fog."
Vader: "It's all we could afford."

Boba: "Seen any good movies?"

VADER: "What is this? Where are we?"
FETT: "We're in the *future.* Everything's *shiny* here..."

Vader: "Does this suit make me look fat?"
Fett: "The day Darth Vader starts doing yoga is the day Solo hits my jetpack with a staff which then will send me flying into the sarlaac pit to strip away half my skin and armour, leaving me helpless until I blow a huge hole through it and escape and be rescued by some idiot named Dengar only to make a partnership that won't last until I drive my ship into a shield generator surrounding a random planet called Byss."
Vader: "The day you shut up should hopefully come sooner."

FETT: "NOOO! Han! I thought you loved ME!! All these years playing hard to get for this! Damn you, Leia, DAMN YOU!!!"

Fett: "Hey Vader, hows it goin'?"
Vader: "Not too bad."
Fett: "So how's the kids?"
Vader: "They're dead! No, I'm just kidding. They're being a pain though. As you can see Leia's boyfriend is about to be turned into a popsicle because of her."

Fett: "Man... did someone expose the film to the light before it was done developing?"
Vader: "Yeah. You'd think we could find a better Dark Room of the Force."

Vader: So anyway, I was thinking a nice beige for the living room...
Boba:(Thinking) Wow, I can't see a thing is this helmet.

Fett: "You look sexy."
Vader: "Thank you, you look pretty hot yourself Fetty boy."

Fett: "I am never using Internet dating again."

Boba: *Thinks* He smells like strawberries.

Vader: "You look like a clone I once knew."
Fett: "Noooooo. Really? Boba Fett, a clone? No. Way."

Fett: "Who knew carbonate was so orange and bright?"
Vader: "Yeah, and its so shiny that there's a reflection on my helmet."

This looks awkward, Vader...

Fett: "Why am I short!?"
Vader: "...are you related to a troll?"

Fett: "So how long does it take to get frozen?"
Vader: "About an hour I guess."
Fett: "What do you want to do until then?"
Vader: "Checkers?"

So, Boba, Boba, stand by me...

What's Vader staring at? Is he even watching this?

Oh Han, trapped in carbonite. It's so cold. He's stuck in ice.

Vader: "There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the person responsible for cutting my helmet in this photo. No dis..."
Boba: "I know, I know...No disintegrations."

Fett: "It seems we never see each other like this."
Vader: "Yeah, wanna catch a movie Episode 3 is playing?"

If Vader wasn't so tall, I could slip him bunny-ears. Darn.

What are we staring at?

Fett: Check out the *** on that
Vader: Yeah that Leia sure is something
Fett: Leia yeah...

In a whiny voice, "The Empire will compensate you if he dies." Yeah right!!

That better not by your hand on my butt, Vader.

Fett: "Whew man, was that you?"
Vader: "Who ever smelt it, dealt it dude."

You're taller then me. So what! I have more fans, and I have a better helmet.

I got my mask on Ebay... where'd you get yours, Vader?

You lost your arms and legs, and yet you're STILL taller then me...

Fett: What if he dies? He's worth a lot to me.
Vader: He won't.
Fett: Are you sure?
Vader: Yes I am.
Fett: But...
Vader: Put Captain Solo in.
Fett: How come no one listens to me?

Dang, Vader's got a nice booty.