Caption Contest #33

"Shoot! I forgot to buy my new DEL-44-ZTURBO45-XDF-OMEGA-Edition 4 blaster rifle!"

- 8 frogs for Jabba
- 2 bad motivators for the Jawas
- 28 Rebel Scum for Darth Vader
- 1 Lost Lightsaber for Luke

Hmm lets see here....i need some stitches for papa....carbonite for solo...and potatoes for poor old Darth Vader...oh wait a minute he's dead!

One one more item to get, now where do I find a Han Solo?

Solo cups? Really, Jabba?

Now where do I get lithium batteries for this airfix model Vader never makes it clear where from in his doodle maps.

I hope Lord Vader don't see me being good. He'll have them troopers laughing at Me and jabba doing a comedy roasting at the palace.

Right now what was grannies address for me to deliver this basket of droid parts.

free to good home 1 scruffy looking nerf herder

This recipe calls for fresh Sarlacc. I need to be careful.

Now where will I get Sarlacc bile at this time?

Wow! There's a lot on this list. I hope they'll accept Republic credits.

Over the the Sarlacc and through the dunes, to Jabba the Hutt's we go...

Milk... I swear I saw it somewhere...

Jabba asked me to buy tons of food. Don't think that all will fit in this basket.

*sigh* I wish I had learned to read.

BOBBA FETT IS AWSOME

Great... Stupid MapQuest. Last time this happened I ended up in the belly of a Sarlacc.

Wookie-chow? Very funny, Jabba.

That's everything on the list but the power converter. I'll have to head to Toshi Station for that.

That one time that Jabba accidentally gave Boba Fett his grocery list instead of his hit list.

Good times I could give my lil one this one so she will stop trying to get mine out of the case lol.

"Well, that's my Life Day shopping done. Time to hit the cantina!"

Bread and milk again!!!!

Dear Bobika,

Thank you for coming over but I decided to go out. Leave the basket on the table. I'll talk to you later.

Grandma

P.S. - No matter how big my eyes are or how sharp my teeth are, it's not me. It's the Wookiee next door who sneaks in the house.

Let's see... Eggs, check! Milk, check! Sarlacc repellent... Oh, I'll get that next time...

and squash.... but what kind... i wish the wife would leave more info on these darn lists of hers

Disintegrations... disintegrations... no, he hasn't put them on the list. Ah well, I've bought them now...

List reads: "This Boba Fett went to market, all the other clones stayed home and Jango's head has no-body." "Darn that Vader! He is a sick puppy."

I've got Obi-Wan's cloak, Leia's bikini and Han Solo in Carbonite. All I need is Luke's hand, Ewok hide and a Wookies' tooth. The Emperor better not try and pay me with Gungan dung, again!

OK so I got the carbonite, now I just need something to freeze...

Grrr . . . I need a decoder to read Vader's writing!

TAMPONS?!?!?! That's the last time I do the shopping!

Just need thermal detonators, a new cape, and Han Solo in carbonite.

Hmmmmm. Sarlaccxitives, they might come in handy someday.

What do I need this warranty for? Like anything could ever go wrong with my jetpack.

Nerf Burger Helper - Check
Bantha tartare - Check
Rodian pepper - Check
Thermo detonator caps - Check
Hibernation sickness pills (Gummies) - Check
Escaping a Sarlacc Pit for Dummies - Check
Han Solo (in Carbonite) - Check
Directions to Jabba the Hutt's Palace - Check

Let's see whats next on my list..? Got that... And that.. Ah! Han Solo. I need 1 Han Solo and everything will be perfect. Hopefully this market has him here because i'd hate to fly to another market through all that traffic right now!

So Jabba wants a rare carbonite collectible? I guess I can leave Solo in carbonite, then.

Who the hell is Starlord??

They've gotta have spam here somewhere...

Flat mate wanted, must have own spare parts.

No Kamino sabredarts again... Lousy market! Argh... :P

Hmmmm, looks like Max Rebo is looking for a bass player....

"Now... where do I find Wookie Scalp Conditioner...?"

Finally! Someone that'll paint Slave 1 for cheap! No more blue and yellow ship for me!

"Dets... check. Replacement thruster shields... check. Replacement homing missile... check. ... Now, where are those pesky Type-12 anti-personnel rockets at..."

OK... So a loaf of bread, a container of milk, a stick of butter and one scruffy looking nerf herder.

Last but not least on my list is the anti-Sarlacc pest spray!!

Can't forget the Bounty

Tampons?? Really Leia?? I'm no Han!

Thermite charges, check, carbonite, check extra 100 feet of tether rope ....

...and Mandalorian oranges...

Why can't I find my action figure? They have TONS of everyone else! Lukes, Hans and Greedos are warming the shelves everywhere! Why can I never find any Bobas?

Eggs, bread, milk, Bantha food ... Bantha food? We don't even own a Bantha, sheesh!

I am sure I wrote bacon on this list?

OK... I just need Gungan Steaks and I'm done!

Does that say, "long hard gun" or "long hard fun"?

Where the heck am I supposed to find ice on Tatooine..?

Three damn stores and I still can't find any Solo Polish...

"Lost Dewback, if found please call..."

"I wish Yogi would come and steal this basket. I hate shopping."

Hmmm. Vader needs eggs, chicken, cookies, and a new robotic hand for Luke."

*1 live Bantha, no disinitegration????* Ah come on!!!!

"Because he's price checking a thermal detonator!!!"

Ketchup.... Catsup.... Ketchup... Catsup...

There is no way i am buying tampons!

What does she mean by Pressed Powder?