Caption Contest #18

You Drongo I told you I wanted the car painted in my colours not all Siver

Jango: This is bounty hunter parking. Violators WILL be frozen in carbonite!

this must be the unseen version of cops.

You call THIS a wax job??

How many times have I told you that I want a real car, not a piece of crap?!

Jango: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Westar 34 blaster pistol, the most powerful blaster pistol in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Is the force with you? Well, is it punk?

"I said you're in my spot."

I've got a ticket to ride, and he don't care.

Jango: Get in the car.Now.
Stormtrooper: What did I do??!!
Jango: Shut up. You touch my car, you pay for it.

I told you, I DO NOT need my car washed, you idiot!!!

The only good Boba kitty fan..is a dead one!

Watch my car.... If I see a scratch on it... YOU'RE DEAD.

Hey CLONE, You can tell me the TRUTH.....Does this JETPACK make my butt look BIG ? No Pressure.

$2.65 for premium? Gimme 5 bucks and a pack of bubalicious!

Step away from the car and take that boot with you.

Wow, I never thought Rent-A-Clone would be this good!

If we're in a galaxy far, far away, then how are we stealing a Chevy?

Stop humping my car!

"Next time, put your keys in your pocket BEFORE YOU SHUT THE DOOR!"

I'm telling you: if Bats has a hybrid, I want one too.

You think Lucas is going to know it was us to let the air out of his tires?

step away from the car, put your hands in the air and get down on your knees and pray.

ok....who had ice cream in my car?!

I said, gimme the hubcaps.

"Clone, don't rent Hertz. It'll hurt."

"Look clone, you want to rent from enterpise, NOT HERTZ!"

This is the last straw- you touched my car, you die.

Hey Clone, when I stand like this, does it make me look bad ass or what?

What have i told you about buying cars not made on Mandalore

I know what Boba looks like unmasked

"You missed a bug splatter...r-i-i-ght...there!"

Damn American cars... I wouldn't have this problem with MandalMotors.

I said, ''Clean my car the right way. You stormtroopers think you are the elite."

CLONE: I swear to God, Fett, I just put $45 worth of gas in this thing. If you put ONE mark on my car I swear I'll shoot you.

You are no good to me dead.

"Hey, hey! I JUST finished waxing that!! No touchie!"

Stand and Deliver

TAG...You're dead.

"Premium, bub."

Just ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?

AWW C'mon man I'm tryin to goto the bathroom here.

Clone: Well, between the scratches, the wheel, and the rear axle, I'd have to say about, oh, 7000 credits.
Jango: *Draws Gun*
Clone: Silly me! Did I say 7000 credits? I meant 35.

Jango, Intergalactic Car Salesman: "You will take this jalopy at 15,000 credits, or you will be disintegrated. I'll even throw in a free jug of Jawa Juice."

"Tag! You're it! Think I wouldn't find you behind the car?"

"I THINK you can get me a better deal than THAT."

what the hell are you doing to my, errr.... ship...

Break Yoself, fool

Jango: C'mon, c'mon, I want you to do it, c'mon. C'mon, I want you to do, c'mon, hit me, HIT ME!!!

Jango: Let's try this again. I want a HYBRID, you hear me?!?

Jango: ''Hide and seek'' the most simple game in the universe and just look at you!: hiding behind a car with your gun in the air! you dont get it do you?
Clone: *murmeling*cloned...genetic the same*murmeling*
Jango: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Jango: Dude, how many times have I told you, Pooping next to my car IS NOT COOL!!!
Clone:I dropped my wallet!!!
Jango:O, well you will be needing it anymore. Get in the car or i will shoot you
Clone:NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Jango:*Bang*

JANGO: Kit? God! They always get the galaxies wrong!
CLONE: Check on SHIPFAXHISTORYREPORT.com

Jango: "You, sir, are so very dead."
Trooper: "Wh-what did I do?! You said to find you a ride that's cool, with a good paint job, and will also stand out among everyone else!"
Jango: "I meant find me a ship, not some ancient vehicle that only exist in musuems. It doesn't even FLY!"

Carjacking went down when Boba Fett joined the force.

Jango: Neva go against the family.

The Slave 2?

Jango: Finally the last Kamino clone. At long last i can end the line imposters trying to steal my throne as Mandalore.
Clone: But I'm from Centax 2!
Jango: Oh, my bad.

"I'd like regular please, and make it snappy."

License and Registration...please.

What?! This isn't the Slave 1! Darn valet keeps getting me the wrong ship!

Jango Fett got his start on highway patrol.

Jango: "I'd shoot you now, but I just got that paint job done..."
Clone: "But you told me to put gas in the tank!"
Jango: "Oh yes, I'd shoot you for charging me 50 credits per gallon, but I just got the paint job done. Find yourself lucky..."