Caption Contest #15

flamethrower:90000 credits
mandalorion armor :90000000000 credits
bounty on solo:8977657465846 credits
falling into almighty sarlacc:priceless
for things you need now,there's mastercard

han:raaaahhh! ???? my vibro axe hit somsthing
boba:what the @#$!

DERN CHEWIE! YOU GOT A ONE O' THEM NASTY HUTT FLIES RIGHT THERE ON YOUR FOREHEAD...LEMME GET IT FOR YA! (pulls back to swing)
Fett: ITCH IT SOLO ...RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE...Yeeeaaahhhhh

Han:I've had enuogh of Boba getting all the fans and all the kills!

Boba: Let me turn my back against this guy. He's blind, what could happen... right?

Boba: you know, that didnt hurt. You got my jetpack instead.

Han: I know

Boba: ????

Han: you'll see!

Boba: still confused?

Flys off into sarlacc

Han practices his follow through, while Boba puts another shrimp on the barby... What a beautiful sunny afternoon.

Curse you Han Solo!!!

Vador: Bobafett this is a Carbon Rifle. This gun is very dangorous, strong, deathly and killing. If you shot this gun at anyone then they will die automaticlly.
Bobafett: I'll take the gun!!!!!

Han: if you kill this person then you can kill anyone or anything you want.
Bobafett: ok that's it im going to kill him!

i stepped in bantha poo doo?

Boba : DEAL OR NO DEAL?? Han: NO DEAL!!!

Awww, the little blind boy wants to fight! Whoa! He's a frisky one.

Whoa! Han! Is this about Leia?! Well hey, she said she didn't have a boyfreind!

ya know Han, the guy with the gun ALWAYS wins...

Han: What you're trying to charge me for joining your fan club, i don't think so buddy!!! Boba: I'm tellin you it's free!!

Yet another classic case of directors getting annoyed with the actors...

Man.....WHY CANT I AIM!!

For God's Sake!! let go of my legs,I'm going to do it he is getting more Mail than me

Han Solo proved to be no good to Boba alive as well.

I knew if I sneezed bad things would happen...

Fett: Y do we Fight Solo?
Solo: I dunno ?
Fett: I think its Jabba, he's allways tellin me wat to do.
Solo:ok?
Fett: well now i will...
Solo:fall in the scarlat pit!
Fett: Yea, wait, Wah??
Solo: Goodbye Fett

(Solo hits Fett Into da Scarlat Pit

Fireball Shooting Wrist Gauntlet: 307 Credits
Mandalorian Armor: 3000 Credits
Bounty On Han Solo: 250000 Credits
Getting Hit in the Jetpack With A Giant Stick By Han Solo then Falling Into The Sarlacc to Become Famous: Priceless

Some things in life aren't free; for other things, there's MasterCard.

Han: get away from me you pyromaniac!
Boba: At least I can see! ha ha AAAA!

Han: FORE!!!!!

Man I wish I didnt have to turn like robocop or I would have shot him already.

Sorry, but I have kill Boba -- it's in the script

They're gonna send Tommy Lee Jones after me for this, I Just know it.

Hey Chewy, ever hear Fett scream like a little girl before?

/ROLL D20 RESULTS 01
CRITICAL FAILURE...

Han: Ahhhhhhh! Dude keep the stink bomb in, yuck.
Boba: Heh.

Han: I'm only practicing my pole flick!

Boba:well that just..
flys off into sarlacc

GEICO. Problems Happen.

little did boba know that he was going to meet his doom from only a few centimeters away......

Whooooooa.....lets do that again!!!

The Fett clan would always be haunted by jetpack related deaths thanks to that gypsy curse.

Stop it! Your distracting me!

Little did Han know the umpire was standing behind him when he went up to bat...

HAN, I AM SO THROUGH WITH U!!! (SLAP)

Han:aw man! i missed twice! well, third time's the charm...

Boba always had trouble making friends...

Guy in green helmet ---
DIE CORELLIAN DOGS!!!!!!! Right buddy?!?
Guy in white shirt---
I'll see 'ya later......

See? I told you I'm the best "in the stick to the Bounty Hunter" game.

Han: I can't find my glasses!
Boba: There they are over--

Boba: hey Han! help me get over to luke!
Han: How??
Boba: I dont know, figure it out while I keep shooting at him.
Han: ok, let me just hit your jet pack with this...
Boba: WAIT!! NO DONT TO THAT YOU IDIOt*Flies off*

Red bull gives you wings.

Maybe with this take I'll finally hit the jetpack just right...yes! Han Solo does it again...

Boba: Is something wrong with my jetpack?
Han: Yeah, let me help you with that...

Boba:Eat that you rebel scum!
Han:Boba's stomach, meet Han's elbow!

"Now if I aim carefully, I can hit the Jedi and win a stuffed panda."

(guy in white shirt): hey look a penny

solo: hahaha... you will now plumett to your ultimate demise.
Fett:(slapping his forehead and thinking) dang! i should've had a v8

I shoulda listened to dad, dont play by the sarlaac or someday your gonna fall in!

Ha! Solo has no idea im right behi *WHACK!*

Fett, you cannot rely on looks and strategy to win, you have to be HA.......... well he fell,.....were are definitely screwed we are gonna get sued!

At this moment, Mr.Fett regrets not switching to Geico for jet-pack insurance.

I could've sworn I saw Han go that waAAGHHHH!!!

I'll be back.

Left--my left or yours? Up, Down?? C'mon, Chewie, work with me here. After the first 20 takes, I can't just rely on dumb luck.

You can't win this easily, Lucas! If you strike me down, I shall become more popular than you can possibly imagine!

ok, I'll hold them off while you blindly whack me in the back with that pole

thanks solo uyou got that iech

Why do we always have to play space cowboys and indians?

Oh for God's sakes, Lucas, can't I at least die respectfully?!

Crap. I knew I should have got the extended warranty.

MOSQUITO!!!!

Han: LOOOK!, Boba, it's a BUG!EEWW!
Boba: I Don't care just let me finsih practice, then i'll look! Gosh!

Thats right! keep on runnin' Han, KEEP ON RUNNIN'!!!!

Hey! that guy owes me money! DIE!!!! Oh don't worry Han,I'm coming for u next...

Boba: Crap! This was a rental!

And this, younglings, is how not to explode dramatically.

Uh, Boba, could you move please? This Sarlacc pit doesn't dig itself. Nevermind, I'll just nudge ya out of the way...

And pause, the moment I realized Lucas had lost it.

As Boba's jetpack ignited he reflected that at least his father had died in a cool way.

Boba on a stick!

Oh great--I scratched the paint on his jetpack...now I'm really in for it.

Okay, with this life-sized Fett figure, you just have to nudge the switch on his back like this, and he'll shoot a fireball!