Caption Contest #12

So there are brothers in the future...

Alright Guys...Lets Put This Partay, in the ON Position!!!

Fett thinking: You guys think that you're sooo classy, but you're not, so TALK TO THE JETPACK!!!!!

Fett: I know you want auographs, but I can't while I'm peeing!

When I count to ten those cookies better be back in the jar! One...

Boba: "Tell me where my bounty is!"
Man: "I can't! If I tell you, you will kill me!"
Boba: "I won't. I promise to let you go if you tell me."
Man: "Ok... it's me."
*bang*
Boba: "You can go now."

left bleu dude to the right blue dude: I think those flying sunglasses are following us

Why are there always people waiting in line behind me when I'm trying to take a leak.

Looks like Boba's got an entourage.

Walk like a man, talk like a man!

Times were tough for Steve Martin. The only roles he could get these days were as extras. He was clearly unhappy.

and to your right, we have the display of Han Solo in Carbonite donated Darth Vader.

The more people run from Boba, the more they'll smell when they die!

You guy's are SO mean! I'm not talking to you anymore. **Hmph!**

Fett: Guys, I can see you making faces at my back. 360 degree field of vision on my HUD.
Guard: I hate Mandalorian battle armor...

Guard 1: Someone should tell Boba Mandalorian armor is so like, last year.
Guard 2: Yeah, seriously. And check out those guys behind us. All white is so Clone War era.

Guy in blue on right:I can't believe that I'm being brought in on a ten credit bounty, this is so humiliating.
Guy in blue on left: It could be worse, he's bringing me in because he needs change for the parking meter.
Stormtrooper: Hey Cody, what are you going to get at the snack machine when Fett pays us.

"Crap, this isn't Celebration V. Get back in the ship."

Damn, we lost Han again.

Hey! I get 99.5 here! muffled rock music coming from Boba's helment.

Boba Fett with his two new bounty hunters, The comilain bothers, with pisoners.

what? are you sure it's gone ?

I don't get paid enough to baby sit...

Fett brings in his latest bounty: the band members of Devo.

Hurry up! I haven't got all day!

EEE!!! Did I put my deodorant today?

Are they looking at me? Is my helmet on straight

can I shoot them now because they were bothering me like I was stupid?

I'm going to see my Agent !!!!
This is the Last Straw, no acting skills here

"Is this the Bespin Star Wars Convention?"

And then Vader put Fett in time out with the others.

Guard: Oh right u 2 stormtroopers go and jump that guy in front of us and we'll run
Troopers: oh right hey wait a minute

Can I keep them? They followed me home.

*Boba* "Its a fine day to be in control..."

Boba: Who are these people following me?

Boba: "This is my entourage."

Troopers whispering to blue dudes: "If you stand very still it can't see you and it won't kill you!"
Boba Fett to self: "Oh give me a break."

Boba: Red Light!
Boba: Green light!

Boba: VADER!! WAIT FOR ME!! great, now I'm stuck here with these losers.
Garuds: Hey, you know you said that outloud?
Boba: I know n00b, no shut up or I will kill you.

Boba: Great, now I'm alone with those nerds in the blue suits.
Stromtroopers: Hey, what about us?
Boba: AAHHHHH! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

Fett: Would you call it an identity crisis?
Stormtrooper: Maybe, I feel I'm just fading away.

Boba Fett and his newly formed band, the Bobettes.

Boba: So guys, uh... Is it just me or does Lobot give you the creeps?

Boba (thinking): Hmm... maybe I should get that guide book on how to become a Vulcan... I already have no emotion...

Oh great...I hope they're not checking out my butt!

Wow, the only place where Boba Fett is not camouflaged and the Stormtroopers are.

Blue guy on right- Oh geez who let that one?
Blue guy on left- Hey, he who smelt it dealt it dude
Boba and Stormtroopers- Man we're glad we have filters in our masks

Fett: "No.....I don't care anymore....If I can't be on the blue team then I'm not playing..."
Blue team member on right: "Yeesh, what a brat!"

Did I leave my keys in the carbon freezing chamber?

Bespin Cloud Guard Dude #1: *Whispering* Since when did we start working for weird bounty hunters who don't even pay us?
Bespin Cloud Guard Dude #2: *Whispering* Quiet you fool... Boba Fett will always be too stupid to know when to pay people.
Boba Fett: *Turns around* I heard that! *Disentigrates BCGD#2*

Guy in blue on right: I didn't know intergalactic bounty hunters were capable of such smelly flatulence.
Boba: I heard that.

Left Blue Suit: Listen, before you get shot in the next scene, I just want you to know, I love you.
StormTrooper: What?
Boba Fett: Shut up and let me think a minute.... ok, all we need now is a puppy....

Boba:"Are those guys looking at my butt?"
Guy in blue to the left: "Are those stormtroopers looking at my butt?"
Guy in blue to the right:"Damn, Boba has a nice butt."

I'm going to count to 10 and when I turn around you better be gone. 10...9...

Say hello to the new Boy Scout Master.

No no no! Haven't you guys ever seen an album cover? You're supposed to be standing in random places, looking away like you don't care!

Boba: 10...9...8... TK-421 you better have a better hiding place than last time!

Bob:*whisper* "Hey Dave"
Dave:*whisper* "Yeah?"
Bob:*whisper* "If Boba finds out you were the one who put the 'kick me' sign on his jetpack you're dead."
Stormtrooper:"Boba Fett why did you put a 'kick me' sign on your jetpack?"
Boba Fett: "What??"
Dave: "Uh, gotta go...."