Caption Contest #11

"I got a headache! how many did I captured this week?... I need vacataions."

yep still got 5 fingers!!

Take off the zoom, please!!!

THIS ISN'T DARK HORSE ARTWORK! WHEN DID I BECOME A MARVEL CHARACTER?

Fear I have not!

I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

Holy Crap! My Jetpack Doesn't Work!

Owe my achin head! What did I do last nigh-"
"What the- Rystall?!"

It wasn't long before Boba Fett started experiencing the horrible side effects of a strange disease called Dreamphobia.

Oh my head. Ok! Thats it! No more jetpacking through celings for getaways. No matter how fun it is.

I think I had too much time in that bar last night....

Huh, what the... Hey I didn't know I had HDTV installed in this thing. Sweet.

What the...Kelly Clarkson? Shakira? MC Chris? What di'kut's been screwing around with my playlist?!

Oh, %&$#*! I left my house unlocked!

OMG!!! CAPTAIN AMERICA DIED!!!!

"Yeah, thanks for the tune-up, Jawa Guy!........wha? OH MY GOD! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!?!

....oh...oh crap...DID I LEAVE THE CURLING IRON ON?!?

Oooooo.. Shiny!

Wait, wasn't my car here this morning??

What a headache... screaming fans, poster signings, Fett action figures... There goes my status of being an "undercover" hunter. Now I'll probably have to sign an autograph before killing a person.

WHAA?...Arrgh! Those voices again, damn schizophrenia.

At a most in-opportune time, Fett's face breaks out in hives.

Aint gettin on no sandcrawler foo'

Jawas gone wild!!! Strangly I'm aroused.

man jawas scare me hey! did anyone see that? hey threw a rock at my head!!!

"Oh no! Not the Jawas! Wait...Aren't they like two feet tall..."

"That's the last time I trust a talking car with my Mandalorian armor."

Boba: "Time to listen to some classic rock!"
radio station: "Yes, now it is time to play the fan pick, Jabba ate my Pizza."
Montross: "Now I kill you Fett!"
*Boba is rocking out, not paying attention*
Montross: "What!? Aren't you afraid of dying? Gah! I'm goin' back to Kohlma. Go ahead, eat me you Bando Gora!"
Boba: "Whoa! Did someone say somethin'? Ow well, I was on the wrong station anyways. Man, I just hope Montross doesn't go after me when I'm vulnerable. I'm afraid to die!"

were dos boba fett live

I had the weirdest dream... about me being an annoying little kid with a bad Aussie accent instead of being a kick-ass bounty hunter...

Woah.. Those deathsticks go straight to my head!

I know I forgot something.
What was it?
Now I remember! Where'd I put my prisoner again?

(first box)
Boba: finally my helmet is fixed.
Helmet: A hello would have been nice.
(second box)
Boba: AH!...
(third box)
Helmet:Something wrong??

Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?

capture by design, kill by Necessity

"Then I'll kill them. I'm stronger than any jawa."

There is something on my head?
Slap!
Did I get it?

Oh...crud...THE DANG HELMET'S STUCK!!!

*slosh slosh* Great, I got water in my helmet at the pool... *slosh slosh*

Fett: "Base! I'm under attack! Send help!"
Base: "..."
Fett: "Huh? Jango! I told you! Stop partying at Montross's and getting drunk! I need help! And a Bud Light."
Jango: "Huh? Whuzzat? Boba? Did you say to aim and fire all weapons at you? OK. Fire at Boba. Geez, I thought he had more common sense than that!"

What the... how did I get in this suit?
-Boba, far away: How did I get in a dress?

" ...And action! oh for heavens sake fett, many many times have i told you not to drop your rifle into the sarlaccs mouth!"
" sighhh!"

Dazed and confused, yet another part of Boba Fett's career.

WHAT?! PARIS HILTON IS STILL ALIVE??

Me hungry!

Don't do drugs, kids.

why is the camera suddenly closing up on my head?!

Hey, why is that camera getting closer?

Boba: Die, Solo, Die!
Friend: Boba! Boba! Are you alright?
Boba: Huh? Oh Damn it! It was only a dream.

Baba-Fett
kicks-ass!Dude, where am I who am I Why does My helmet say Boba-Fett on the inside of it ????????????

Boba Fett RULES!!!

Hello? Bob, you there? Bob????? DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!

Come closer my friend! Closer...closer...wait!!! Too close!!! *Thunk!*

damm it i wet my pants again blasted nerf herder

"Oh my head, my head... what did I do last night? Oh I remember! No wait... nevermind."

Unseen Voice: blah blah blah, because insults to the president should contain w as many times as possible and on the periodic table of elements balogna = X
Boba: Balogna = X!!!! ... wait is that why I failed science?

Are you threatening my Unit?

Ok, thats it. Once i get my Fett-Jawa-Repellent out of my utility belt, those jawas are............ WHERE IS MY UTILITY BELT!?!?!

Ow, my head.. What happened at that club last night?

Woah, I have fingers!

I'm onto you....

Boba: Can you hear me now?

Boba: Ugghhh!
Talking Gecko: Is this what you feel like when you pay for your car insurance? If so, then go to Geico.com and sign up. 15 minutes could save you 15% on car insurance. It's so easy a bounty hunter can do it.
Boba: Hey! DIE LIZARD!!!*Blasts Gecko's head off*

THAT KID IS ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!

Ugh! This hang over's going to suck... Oh God. Sintas, what did we do???

oh god...what is the name of that song....this is gonna drive me nuts!!!

That's the last time I drink and fly.

Holy Crap, my helmet is TALKING!!! IT JUST SAID ".............?" GYAGH! MY HELMET IS POSSESSED!

".....What happened last-EGAD! I'M IN A TUB OF ICE!! WHERE'S MY OTHER KIDNEY?!?"

*Big red question mark*
Hey! The colorist didn't finish! The bottom part of helmet needs coloring! It's freakin' WHITE!

Boba: That was some party...what the-?!
When did I get belly button ring!?

DUDE!........where's my car?

Ughh! Never tell a Jawa to fix your helmet.

OH GOD! I FORGOT TO TAPE SCRUBS!!! AND ITS THE ONE WHERE JD FINALLY PROPOSES! I knew I shoulda just bought the damn Tivo....

Oh god, what happened last night...... and why is there a wookie in my bed?

Whoa... man, I hope my operation went well...
What the-?!!
Those aren't my feet!!!

There must be some mistake. I can't owe that much child support.

Dude, my head hurts.... What is that in my head?!?!?!
CORTANA!?!?! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!?!?!

Oh man, my aching head...I'll never mix Juma Juice with Jack Daniels ever again....

If you display too much initiative, the jawas will break you down into parts and sell you as scrap... as they do to all damaged or difficult units.
Please, citizens of the Galactic Empire, if you see a droid that shows too much initiative, or is merely broken down, make sure Jawas don't get it, as they will most likely try to sell it back to you. I'm Boba Fett, and this has been a message brought to you by Emperor Palpatine.
[Thunk] D'oh! Damn it, Gary! You took the picture too close to my helmet! How else are we going to advertise those anti-jawa ads if you just photograph my helmet!
Gary: Sorry, Tem.

Hello? Hello? HELLO?
I told those stupid Jawas to fix my comlink. now they shall pay!!!

And the award for worst dramatic zoom goes to...

wow maybe if I stop drinking late at night I won't find myself in odd places. wait, what's that!

Whoa, did anyone get the number of that bus? Or was that a sarlaac? Hard to tell..

Where am I? WHO am I?

Cingular - the fewest dropped calls of any network.

What happened last night...
What the-? I got a tattoo?
Who's Sarah?

Baby, just call me 'Stud Muffin'.

Sell me as Scrap?!?
SELL ME AS SCRAP?!?!
I'm BOBA FETT, not scrap!!!!