Caption Contest #10

Who's that coming? He looks he is a sinister figure. Never mind, it's just Boba Fett

Fett: Say your last unintelligible words, Jar Jar.
(Fett fires blaster)
Fett: You're welcome Star Wars fans.

I am warning you. I am a master at Jitsu

You know what Solo? I like you much better frozen in carbonite. Jabba pays more.

oranorano

Wow, you are thoroughly dead.

say hello to my little friend.

It seemed Jesus wasnt the only one to get a kick ass Halo. "And let it be told that he shall cometh on the 3rd dayth and vapourise ur assth!"

Times up wise guy, I want the oreos and I want them nowwwww!

I know what your thinking... did i fire 6 shots or only 5? The question you gotta ask your self is, do you feel lucky? well do ya? punk!

What do ya mean im not no Eastwood????

Out of the rising sun strode the man with no name... No wait!! It's Boba Fett!!

boom! and another one bites the dust.

What the CSI saw when they zoomed in on Han's pupil in a photo.

I told you to turn the flash OFF!

Sorry, no walking into the light for you, I have orders to bring you in alive...

Hmmm.... beautiful day, well, time to go to work.

Hmmm, beautiful day... well, time to go to work.

Jawa: Should've went with the Gucci sunglasses.

The Jolly Green Giant doesn't look all too Jolly at the momemt...

Ahhhh lovly morning for a bounty hunter to take a stroll

... Ah **** it, no comment we write will ever do the great Boba Fett justice.

You know, Dad should have installed sunglasses. Wait...nevermind Mr.Sun went bye-bye!

A bounty to end all bounties.

What you see is actually my halo of AWESOME.

Of all the jin joints on all the worlds and you had to walk into mine.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... [gets knocked down by Boba Fett] Craig: Aww damn it Boba! I was starting a story, and now this crap! Grr.
Boba: Sorry, asshole.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

This is what you get for cheating in The Game of Life.

License and registration please. Have you been drinking tonight, sir?

Oh my god! Oh my god! that sun sure is bright...

Who wants some? There is plenty for everyone!

*crying* Mommy! Those guys said I looked funny!

Boba Fett takes advantage of the early-morning sun-glare to get in front of the rush-hour traffic.

EE-3 BlasTech: 474 credits
Mandalorian Armor: 17000 credits
Jetpack: 882 credits
Being the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy: priceless

Why yes...I am a god

Don't head to to the light! Boba's waiting for you there!

Man, it's way to hot to be killing.

" 'Caption?'...every g**damn photo says 'Caption?' I gotta get a new photographer.

Name: Wicket
Species: Ewok
Status: Fried

Prepare to be incinerated, Teletubbies. I've been ordered to kill all of you

Hey Boba! Where did you go? I can't see ya anymore, the sun's in my eyes!

I almost pity you enough to not kill you, almost.

Oooohhh!! I found a shiny nickel!

Hey, Solo! How's it going down there with the Sarlacc?

T...T is for TERMINATED

Boba: Joe? How long do i have to stand like this? You said the Boba Fett Fan Club advertisement would only take a few minutes?

With the Oompa-loompa rebellion at it's height, Wonka had no choice but to hire the best...

Director: Fett, move a little to your left...
Fett: Like this?
Direction: No... your other left. Ah, there; you were blocking the light.

boba fetts armor is jangos armor painted over exept the cape and the braids are from bountys

Boba:Yeah, I'm gettin' kind of hot in this suit, so can you please wait 5 minutes and I will come back and kill you after. Sound good?
Victim: Yeah, I guesss
Boba: Make it ten, because I really want an Iced tea
Victim: Hey were't you supposed to capture me alive?
Boba: Yeah, but you're getting kind of annoying

After the escape of the sarlacc pit I've been afraid of the... never mind.

Gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) bright sun-shiney day!

I told you what happens when you spray paint Slave I

You gonna eat that?

Stop begging, my armor is heating!

I am Boba Fett. I am the most feared bounty hunter in the-Ah! Ow! God, that sun is bright!

"Bantha poo dooh..."

The other Jawas would never see poor Jib again.

All your gun are belong to us.
Man, I am SO cool!

Man, I hate those wamp rats.

finally, christ that guy was stupid!

This town ain't big enoguh for the two.. huh? What, this isn't the line for "Fistful Of Dollars" auditions? Auditions for Star Wars? Why not.

bobas visor does NOT block the sun.Boba:ow!

Deer hunting... Boba Fett style.

I told you not to shoot at the thermal detonators!!!

I'm bringing sexy back

Pwn3d.

Boba: My name is bond, Ja..... wait a second.
Director: Just say the lines Fett!
Boba: But it should go like.. My name is Fett, Boba Fett.
Director: (sighs) bring in James Bond
Boba: HUH! But ITS A BOBA FETT MOVIE!

How the Boba Fett Fan club sees Boba. ;D ;D ;D

the suns not going 2 kill u, i am.

remember kids never look into the sun wthout the patented boba sun helmet.

Ew, Jabba what did you eat?
Man these are my good boots!

Fierfek i am soooooooo hot!.
No,wait that came out wrong.

[Squish] ...Well, my day's ruined.

What bounties see before they die.

boba: so your the sorry piece of scum on my shoe
scum: yes I am, so what are you going to do about it
boba: (what should i do what should i do I GOT IT)
scum: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
boba : I knew that it would work if I burned it off
scum 2: honey im home
boba:IT WAS A GIRL

boba: so your the sorry pice of scum on my shoe
scum: yes I am, so what are you going to do about it
boba: (what should i do what should i do I GOT IT)
scum: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
boba : I knew that it would work if I burned it off
scum 2: honey im home
boba: IT WAS A GIRL

hey whats on my shoe? oh my god bantha crap

its time to pay the score you dumb sarlacc

Fett - DAMN! can't shoot staight with all this glare!
*SFX Blaster firing*
*Girly shriek from crowd*
Fett - Sorry Mr. Lucas! (hehehehe))

gah! sun... in... my...eyes...

Thats not what I meant when I said get on your knees!

I'm walking on sunshine, whoa whoa!

'...and he rose from the heavans and spoke...'
"can i have a bounty hunter special?...uh with a coke"

Did anybody see the size of that chicken???

eat lead

The reason why Boba Fett never removes his suit is because he is really sun burned with that suit in that sun.

Make you're daddy proud!

*Boba whips out a pocket mirror and pretends to comb hair.*
Boba:I look gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

Whose friggin' idea was it to put TWO SUNS ON FRIGGIN' TATOOINE?!? I mean, one's enough for Coruscant, what make sthis outer rim sanbag so special?

Marty, I thought I told you to turn the flash OFF when you took the picture.

Boba: I hate bugs *kuhchic* *BOOM!*

I'm Fett, Boba Fett.

"Yes I am well aware that I missed, the sun was in my eyes, yeah thats it"

so, sarlacc, we meet again...

God_Mode:Set_On

Don't go to the light!!

Boba: I'll be back.....with weapons!!!!!

I'm sure Yoda was here a second ago, now where's he gone?

"Heh. Damn, I'm smooth."
"Whoa! Big shadow. Cool."

Jawa: Uhn tee dee! [Translation-Smille for the camera!
Boba: Kiss my rocketpack, you desert scum.

i told you to stop runnin or you'd trip, but no, you never listen to me :(

"Ok, who turned my rocket pack upside down this time?"

the sun can't super nova, *he looks behind him* oh crud.

hey i stepped on some gum!!!

Boba:What did you ay boy!?!
little kid: I said you look funny!
Boba: I'll give you a 5 second head starr before I shoot you!
Little Kid: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (Runs away as fast as he can)
Boba: Stupid little kid.... Bang
Little Kid: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (Falls on his face)
Boba: Retard, I did not even shoot him.

Oh great.... I stepped in Bantha dung

Boba: Hey! This sun is warm on my back!
Boba: OH NO! MY VISOR IS FOGGING! nooo

oh my god i found a quarter!

ugh i stepped on something slimy!!!!

Boba Fett: Say hello to my little friend.

This would be the perfect place to drop spitwads...

Lucas - Turn down the lights for god sakes!
Lights guy - sorry i was eating doughnuts

this is one of the many reasons boba fett kills so many people - the sun is in their eyes.

Boba: whoops! looks like I dropped Han solo again....

"Crap, run" is right, sucker!

The real reason Fett fell into the Sarlaac.

God: *Takes out magnifying glass to sizzle Boba.* Har har.

Boba Fett: You've forgotten one thing. *Turns around.* I possess... ARMOR ALLOY. *Heat rays bounce off.*

God: Argh!

Boba: Ho ho!

God: Hold the phone... *Targets jetpack.*

Boba: *Has malfunction from intense heat and falls into Sarlaac.*

Turn off the light! Turn it off now!

I didn't give you permission to die yet soldier. Walk it off and get back in there!

Badass pose #14: AWESOME!!

Ewww a shiney new Nickel! sweet! im going to go get some Juma Juice now!

As long as the camera stays at that angle, no one will know that Fett forgot his pants.

Did i step in gum again? says boba fett

Boba: "Put Captain Solo in the Carg-AGH! THE LIGHT! OH GOD, MY EYES! WHAT THE-FRANK TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN!!! THEY'RE FRIKKIN" BLINDING ME!!!"
George Lucas: "Brilliant!"
*Boba points blaster at George.*
George Lucas: "Um, I mean, CUT!! Let's Try again, people..."

what is that on my shoe?!!?

boba: midgets love taking pic's of me

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Boba!

"I told you you wouldn't get away with spraypainting Slave I, punk. Ready to pay?"

The sun...sooo hot...need water! The glare off this armor doesn't help either!