Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Who do you think wrote the laws of physics?

Here's a hint: his name begins with "Mr." and ends with "T".

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you mean Sir Isaac Newton went by the penname of "Mr. T"?

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No, Mr. T stuck his hand down Newton's throat and into his arm, and wrote it.

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okay...

now Mr. T has crossed the line between "bad@$$!" and "disgusting..."

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Survival of the Fittest, by Charles Darwin: If Chuck Norris does not kill you now, he will kill you later.

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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.

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Mr. T's autobiography, "So Many Fools, Not Enough Pity," was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for its heartwarming and inspiring tales of Mr. T overcoming his fear of flying, and his battle with gold-addiction--as well the sweet tutorial on how to install machine-gun turrets on top of a GMC van using a welding torch, a 55-gallon drum, chicken wire, and skim milk.

Mr. T never takes showers. Instead, whenevr he's dirty, he points to himself and shouts, "CLEAN!"

Mr. T once won the Olympics. All of them.

The turning point of World War II was not when the allies invaded Normandy, but when Mr. T was born and Hitler shot himself to avoid the consequences.

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Mr.T doesn't have night mares, night mares have Mr.T.

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there were no A-bombs: Chuck Norris was dropped on Hiroshima and it echoed all the way to Nagasaki!

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wheres my thread, aww jodo why did you delete my thread   sad

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1. That is spam.
2. What thread?
3. Why did you blame Jodo?
4. Jodo cannot delete threads.
5. A moderator probably deleted it if it was in the wrong place, again.

Mr. T can shoot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom."

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That was originally a Chuck one methinks.

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Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

ouch....

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draco fett wrote:

Mr. T can shoot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom."

some one already did this one, i dunno if it was with chuck, or Mr.T though

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Chuck Norris dosent break windows when he plays baseball....he breaks satellites

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dont forget planets.....and dimensions....

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.....and the next door Galaxy

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and reality....

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.....and other things that are impossible to break with a base ball....

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Dont forget imagination....

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right

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I mean, if that ball comes even close to your head, like within five miles, you will have NO imagination, its why Mr.T wont stop saying "I pitty the fool"

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right again

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And that T.V. show, would have been called "T.....For Termanaton", and would have been a biography, but chuck was palying baseball to colse to the wrighters

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