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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Draco, Fett II, stop fighting! Because I think all of us here know that Mr. T would disingrate Chuck in one bite!
Lol.
The pen is mightier than the blaster!
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Bounty Hunter Kaiza wrote:
Draco, Fett II, stop fighting! Because I think all of us here know that Mr. T would disingrate Chuck in one bite!
Lol.
What have you been smoking?
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Chuck Norris would win no questions asked
Do you know how waves are made? It happens when Chuck Norris does a Windmill kick
LEELA: I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste!
BENDER: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.
BENDER: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Yeah right. Chuck Norris is nothing but your average everyday guy. Mr. T would snap him in half just like a tooth pick.
The pen is mightier than the blaster!
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
And then get a splinter 
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Wutever.
It wouldnt hurt that bad.
The pen is mightier than the blaster!
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
No, see chuck splinters cause instant obliteration of everything withing a 100 mile radius. Inclusing Mr.T
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
omg. Are we really getting anywhere with this?
The pen is mightier than the blaster!
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
No, but we dont need to. If chuck was about to roundhouse kick something when he was broken and gave someone a splinter, then it would be withing one Astronomical Unit (distance from earth to the sun)
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr. T is splinter proof.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
I say Mr. T will WIN! YAY!!~~
*Place left thumb on the right side of my neck and perform a throat-slitting motion* You're gonna die in seven days!
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
draco fett wrote:
Mr. T is splinter proof.
True. But he ain't Chuck-proof.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
You're right, Mr. T isn't Chuck proof. That's why Mr. T uses Chuck as a backscratcher.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
draco fett wrote:
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mr. T pajamas.
Mr. T can shhot down an enemy plane by pointing at it and saying "Bang."
Mr. T was once involved in a four way collision. Mr. T was walking at the time.
When Mr. T invented the alphabet, he placed m, r, and t in different places so people can read and write without frear.
45,985. That's the number of people Mr. T pitied in the time it took you to read this sentance.
Ohhh I am really laughing! Those are some good ones. +1 for that!
"Trample The Weak, Hurdle The Dead"
