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Already said....I think by you
I don't think I've said that one before. I think this is only my second post...not counting the previous one. Yeah, as I said, my repertoire of Chuck Norris/Mr. T jokes is severely lacking.
was talkin to draco.
This is what I get for not reading the ending of the previous page 
I am so stupid at times. My apologies.
Its fine, ive done it. I think. my memory is kinda fuzzy when it comes to things ive messed up on.
(I tend to remember all of my many MANY faults and failures, and give myself a hard time over them. Yeah, I know I'm weird.)
I really need to catch up on the Norris/Mr. T jokes...
Chuck's pulse is measured with the richter scale.
Mr. T once used Chuck Norris as a bat to beat up Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris used Mr. T to brush his teeth, and hence "Arm & Hammer" was born.
Mr. T used Chuck Norris to clean the rest of him.
Chuck Norris uses Mr. T as a sponge.
Mr. T uses Chuck Norris as toilet paper.
Thanks, Karson.
Chuck could kill Mr.T with one kick.
Mr. T uses Chuck Norris as toilet paper.
Thanks, Karson.
Chuck Norris uses Mr.T as a hand towel, and kleenex, and he uses him to carve the turkey for thanksgiving.
Mr. T could kill Chuck with a blink of his eye.
Mr. T uses Chuck to play guitar, bass and drums, at the same time.
Chuck Norris uses Mr. T to do his homework, not because he's stupid, but because the class is x5,000,000,000,000 stupider than he is.
Mr. T uses Chuck Norris to change the channel.
Mr. T lost a bet to Chuck Norris, and had to do this in public.
Actually, that is a carefully disciplined attack from the art of Kung-Pity 'da-Fu.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shifted itself and created Scotland.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr.T about to leave to pity the sun.
Lol Draco, I just the the Night Elf Mohawk WoW Advertisment video on TV and I was about to post it from youtube when I saw you had posted it. Just have to quote it here.
"T, it's a warrior, not a mohawk."
"Well maybe Mr. T hacked the game and created a mohawk class. Maybe Mr. T is pretty handy with computers. Has that occurred to you Mr. Condescending Director?"
Here's the link if anyone missed it.
Night Elf Mohawk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc
Mr. T used that link to kill Lex Luthor, the black knight, five clowns, the entire Spartan Army, Mr. Condescending Director, Jet Li, ten ninja, and Batman.
And William Shatner is a Shaman.
And his face is the Michael Myers mask.
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