Chuck Norris vs Mr.T (Page 15 of 16)

was talkin to draco.

Its fine, ive done it. I think. my memory is kinda fuzzy when it comes to things ive messed up on.

Chuck's pulse is measured with the richter scale.

Chuck Norris used Mr. T to brush his teeth, and hence "Arm & Hammer" was born.

That is cool

Mr. T uses Chuck Norris as toilet paper.

Thanks, Karson.

Chuck Norris uses Mr.T as a hand towel, and kleenex, and he uses him to carve the turkey for thanksgiving.

Chuck Norris uses Mr. T to do his homework, not because he's stupid, but because the class is x5,000,000,000,000 stupider than he is.

Mr. T lost a bet to Chuck Norris, and had to do this in public.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shifted itself and created Scotland.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.

Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus....all caucasian people moved to the back.

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr.T about to leave to pity the sun.

Mr. T used that link to kill Lex Luthor, the black knight, five clowns, the entire Spartan Army, Mr. Condescending Director, Jet Li, ten ninja, and Batman.