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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr. T was the supplier of those, after finishing his infinite universe to the power of T of skulls.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
252 Tuesday, August 28, 2007 5:56 pm (edited by Adeptus_Astartes Tuesday, August 28, 2007 5:56 pm)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
which was never completed, because Chuck didnt give him enough skulls
also.......chuck norris is Yatuja
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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253 Tuesday, August 28, 2007 5:58 pm (edited by draco fett Tuesday, August 28, 2007 5:59 pm)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Chuck gave him one skull. Mr. T took the rest. He did it so fast that all those people still don't know their skulls are gone. Or any of the other bones he took from them.
Mr. T is whatever he wants to be.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
In his immagination.
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr. T's imagination happens to be our reality.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
In his immagination......
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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257 Tuesday, August 28, 2007 6:30 pm (edited by draco fett Tuesday, August 28, 2007 6:31 pm)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
No. Mr. T's mind is reality. This is a fact. And it is not just in Mr. T's mind.
Mr. T created his own martial art. it has two types of techniques; Deadly, and Superdeadly.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
How to survive a fight with chuck norris: 1 dont get into a fight with Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
(Sorry Adeptus, that's impossible)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
i was gona put somthing in there about obi-wan....like how he sort of dissapeared
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
The original line Darth Vader was supposed to say when he revealed to Luke about his father was: "No Luke, Chuck is your father." Then Luke was to scream like a sissy and such.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
wouldnt that make Darth Vader gay?
[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
but the point is Darth Vader had nothing to do with luke
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
On a high school math test, Mr. T put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Mr. T solves all his problems with Violence.
Mr. T can delete the recycling bin.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
(This is a classic)
When taking the SAT, put "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000 
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
carefull.......if some one here is impressionable, and they read that, they might just do it...
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267 Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:49 am (edited by draco fett Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:51 am)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
That person's memory is very short, though...
Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
when Chuck Norris closes his eyes, everything dissapears, fotunately he dosent blink.or sleep
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Adeptus_Astartes wrote:
when Chuck Norris closes his eyes, everything dissapears
...to him.
Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis crapped himself.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
draco fett wrote:
That person's memory is very short, though...
Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris invented the element of surprise.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
And Mr. T invented Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
in his dreams that is, he had some...."special" brownies earlier
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
You forget, Mr. T's mind is our reality.
I have one thing that we can all agree on;
Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar proceeded to collapse, as nothing can contain that level of coolness.
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274 Wednesday, August 29, 2007 1:11 pm (edited by Adeptus_Astartes Wednesday, August 29, 2007 1:12 pm)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
yep.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar, and it said "ow"
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Becuase if Mr.T walked into the bar, it wouldn't have time to sya anything before it exploded.
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