Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

...i hate when that happens.

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1,627 Reply by Sev Fett (edited by Sev Fett Tuesday, August 5, 2008 10:02 am)

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Sev after being poked by Adeptus back in post #1624 was really mad on the inside so he hired Chuck Norris to take Adeptus out.  After that he was to kill Green.  All was good in the land of Mordor.

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And Sauron began to breakdance

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But Sauron lacking any sort of breakdancing skill fell into Mount Doom taking Green with him.

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1,630 Reply by Adeptus_Astartes (edited by Adeptus_Astartes Tuesday, August 5, 2008 10:05 am)

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So the witch king, with his mad break dancing skills took over. And due to greens death, a giant party was thrown, with invitations sent to the elves, men, and dwarves.

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and jar jar binks

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And they all got food poisoning, due to AA's terrible cooking....................

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1,633 Reply by Sev Fett (edited by Sev Fett Tuesday, August 5, 2008 10:09 am)

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But Green came in dressed as a Star Wars character complaining about the food.  The elves who magically revived everyone formed a lynch mob and chased after Green while the dwarves drank themselves silly.  All the orcs decided it was high time to eat something.  So they joined the elvish lynch mob.

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And Green warped into the year 2008 where they are NO elves or Orcs.................

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and VM stepped in with a thermal detonator threatening the end of the festivities if the lynch mob didnt go on their merry way...

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And a Fell Beast ridden by Saruman ate them all

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1,637 Reply by Sev Fett (edited by Sev Fett Tuesday, August 5, 2008 10:13 am)

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The fell beast had a stomach ache due to racial indigestion as elves and orcs never get along.  Even in the dark expanses of a stomach.  He keeled over dead crushing Saruman in the process.

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1,638 Reply by Adeptus_Astartes (edited by Adeptus_Astartes Tuesday, August 5, 2008 10:15 am)

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Then an ork made his escape through one of the fell beast's less wholesome orfices, followed by a mob of elves oddly discolored elves

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and then VMs thermal detonator went off in a flash of blinding light...and dancing party girls

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But the dancing party girls were so sickened by the smell and appearance of them oddly discoloured elves fell dead.  Unfortunately for them they fell into the black marshes and were forced to live as freaky people under the water with their candles forever.

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Then the empire got bored of it all and blew up middle earth. Allowing Legolas and Aragorn to live so they could use the crazed female fans as shock troopers

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But the emporer was jealous of Legolas so he decided to have a thong contest to see who was sexier.

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huh?
lol...

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And due to all the assassins with knives at the back of the judges. The emperor won

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until vm showed up in his sequin speedo demanding a recount...

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And all across the empire, cases of blindness were springing up like an epidemic, curiously the only ones suffering viewed the show around the time VM showed up

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"where's my recount?!"

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The emporer being all-powerful ordered his assassins with knives after VM for daring to questions his obviously fair win.

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The judges tried but they were rendered insane by the horrors they had beheld that day

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and vm, in just a Darth Vader voice changer helmet, and a sequin speedo, fought off the dirty assassins with his bare fists...

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