Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

I'll start with a set up, and then each person adds ONE WORD PER POST. You can post more than once, but not directly after yourself. Punctuation does not count. Here goes:


Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when

Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when suddenly

He


(this is gan'a end...soon)

Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when suddenly he died.

Oops.  Story over.

One word isn't contributing much. Maybe make it one sentence.

Then he got resurrected by the mysterious Atmosphere Dwellers. :P

Next, they tried to loot his ship.

Which they should have tried before they resurrected him. =P

They are not too intelligent.

The nearby Bothans thought about the threat Boba posed to them, so they sat down and ate cold turkey.

then darth maul sliced through the cold turkey and ate the bothans.

And Ozzy popped out and yelled "You could have saved me their f**kin' heads! I brought my f**kin' barbecue and everything!"

And then Boba turned up and fed up with Ozzy's total non-relativeness, stuck an explosive sheep on him and detonated it.

Angry at Ozzy's killing, all of the metal stars ganged up on Boba.

Boba disintegrated them all, and then took magic marker and drew mustaches on the dead metal stars (only their heads remained).

then the magic marker EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boba then left the scene without a backwards glance and planned his landing.

then mace windu came along

Then, the ghost of Jango Fett, carrying his severed head under his arm appreared by Mace, not looking very happy.

Jango glares at Mace then turns to Boba and gives him a friendly wave. :D

Meanwhile, Palpatine puts on a red latex thong and asks his secretary if he looks pretty in it or not.

The Emperor then finds that he has lepracy.

What the Emporor doesn't realize is that he's standing in front of a Webcam, which is linked to every visible screen on Courscant.

And the footage was posted all over the HoloNet.

The Emperor of course denied it was him and then checks himself into rehab.

Where he is laughed at by all the Spice and Glitterstim addicts because they saw him on the Holonet.

Not used to being laughed at, he starts to cry and calls out throught the Force to Vader looking for comfort.

Vader sets out to ease the Emperor's suffering and begins to hunt down Boba Fett because the Emperor told him Fett started it, but runs into the ressurected Ben Kenobi.

Ben Kenobi says "I told you Darth! If you struck me down I would become more powerful than you can ever imagine!"  Then Vader pulls out a(n) ...

Vader pulls out a pink Tribble, which is Obi-Wan's one true weakness, and throws it at him.

Obi-Wan falls to the floor laughing and Vader assumes victory, so he continues his journey.

Vader makes a brief stop to flirt with a young woman stranded near an asteroid belt, unaware "she" is a Clawdite who is only in female form to get people to stop.

The Clawdite then kicked Vader in his nuts then stole his star ship

The Clawdite then morphed into the Emperor in a thong, because that was the last thing she just happened to see before Vader stopped by her.

Vader pissed off cus his ship was stolen, calls his star ship insuranse
company to see if he was covered

Repulsed at this mockery of his master, Vader channeled his hidden chi energy and shot it in fireball form at the Clawdite........HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!!

as the ship plumeted to the ground the Clawdite yelled: "IT WAS JUST A JOB!!!!!!!!!"

Then Cell from Dragon Ball Z shows up and says "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZERZ!" then the inevitable happens.

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then boba fett comes in and says "did som one say job?"

Concerned only about a potential job and not paying attention to where he's going, Fett crashes Slave 1 into Cell.

Cell manages to survive the crash, due to his regeneration abilities. He then summons mini-Cells and they go to KFC and kill everyone in it.

Vader then launched a spear-like projectile attached to a rope from his chest box and it stabbed Cell through his chest, dragging him towards Vader.......and his doom......GET OVER HERE!!!!!!

Vader then uses his command of the Force to tear Cell apart at a cellular level and Fett sets the the scattered cells on fire.

Ozzy Osbourne comes crashing through on a stolen bike, and, in a drug induced hallucination, mistakes Vader for a bat.

Ozzy then shouts "I'm back! Hahahahaha!!", and chases Vader, trying to bite his head off.

Vader throws Ozzy with the Force, so he calls his metal buddies for back up; Alice, Lemmy, Rob Zombie, Nikki Sixx, and Dio.

Then Abraham Lincan comes back to life with a Ak-47 and blows Ozzy away with a rat-tat-tat!!!!

Angels sang out perpetually
Down from the heavens descended Mr. T
Who deliver a punch which could shatter bone
Into the face of Ozzy Osbourne
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in agony
As Cummings changed back into a zombie
But T saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Rob's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty pythons holy black knight and the blue meenie and Alice, Lemmy, Nikki, and Dio. came and tryed to kill Mr.T but they all got pwned!!!

Finally an embodiment of the Force in the form of a seven year old paraplegic asks Mr.T if he would nicely take his marathon of @$$ whupping to another galaxy.