Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
playing polka music at the local cantina
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playing polka music at the local cantina
which wasnt really local at all it was......
on Tatooine since Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes were busy playing the Second Death Star at the time. Boba played the...
more polka music!!
(ignores Mandal)
Empty whiskey bottle
and then Boba disintegrated the part of Mandal_ShadowWarrior's brain where he comes up with bad jokes!
while working the Mos Eisley Cantina, Boba noticed someone familiar walk in. it was...!
his wife the sarlacc pit!! (and ow, my head!)
(they're not married! they're dating...)
and Boba sent her away saying "don't interrupt me at work, baby!"
however, he had her eat a client of his at the cantina.
it was...!
Jar jar who had been resurected by his mom Har har.
and then he ran away to the other cantina where he was "meeting" ..........................................
(NOOOOOOO THE DISENTIGRATION DIDNT WORK )
Little Ani!!!...i mean...Vader!!!
(watch the Robot Chicken Star Wars episode!)
Vader who was ticked off be cus Boba fett had shot him, Vader used the force to choke the life out of him
and failed miserably, because he acidently used lightning and fried himself
(when did Boba shoot Vader? oh, and Vader can't choke people! watch the Robot Chicken episode!)
Boba decides to make up with Vader, but it turns out Vader hates all Mandalorians, so he (Boba) decides to...
kick him in the nads and run
(Boba shot vader at the empores funeral, Vader CAN choke peps with the force he does it all the time in the movies, and I've seen that star was robot chicken)
But since vaders nads have been burnt to charcol it didnt hurt him
so, they all have a cookout with Vader's nads!
and the Sarlacc announces she's pregnant! by Bossk!
to which Boba replies: "...
Huzza!!
(is that "huzzah"?)
and then Boba is given a mission by Vader.
and, according to Vader, it goes something like this: "...
down in missy pissy theres a littly lady named littly bitty I need you to bring her here and give her a little kissy. And NO DISENTIGRATIONs!
and Boba knocked the drunken Vader out saying: "...
"Dont ever be. Alone." in a scary voice
and Vader peed his pants and died joining the ranks of the Emperor and Jango.
and everyone said: "...
Huzza!!!!!!! The witch is dead! The wicked witch is dead!!
("huzzah"?)
then Boba took over the galaxy in the Emperor and Vader's absence.
the end?
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