Topic: SW TV Series You Wouldn't Want to See...

What sort of Star Wars TV series would you avoid if they were made?

For example:
Knitting with Mother Wookie
Picnic with the Hutt

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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...

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the mating rituals of a rancor

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The Life and Times of Salicious B. Crumb

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me.  It was self-defense.[/i]  -Richard the Warlock  [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]

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Storytime with Jar Jar Binks.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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draco fett  wrote:

Storytime with Jar Jar Binks.

That's scary, Draco. Very scary...:)

Mebe Cooking with Dex? I'm not very creative today.

"Die? Didn't you know that Spartans never die?'- Spartan-051 "Kurt"

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Anything and everything. If it's SW and it's on TV, it's bad.

Reality doesn't care if you believe in it.
[url]http://www.townparkradio.com[/url] - Video Game Remix Music

7 (edited by cujo Monday, March 19, 2007 3:20 pm)

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pistol marksmanship...with ur host greedo.

"mmmm, pistol whip." -Homer Simpson

8 (edited by Commander Appo Monday, March 19, 2007 5:10 pm)

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Dinnertime with Boss Nass......fat old frog man......or maybe *Tall Tales with Yoda?

*In case you don't get this joke, refer here:
SMALL Yoda telling TALL tales....and you need serious medical help if you still don't get it now.....

Or maybe Soup Making with your host Dannik Jerriko? lol.....

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."

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History of the Universe, with your host, Jar Jar Binks.
What is Wrong with the World Today, with Luke Skywalker.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Almost everything is wrong with the world today, and listening to Luke's whining just makes it worse...lol

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."

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Exactly my point.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Hmmm..... this isn't exactly a tv show, but maybe I Spy with Captain Typho?

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."

13 (edited by Commander Appo Monday, March 19, 2007 5:37 pm)

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Or maybe Tea Party with a Krayt Dragon? Hmmm....there are alot of choices.....how about Dancing with the Hutts?

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."

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Try to use the edit botton so that you do not post twice in a row. smile


Lectures with Mr. Fett. That would be very boring.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Sev Fett wrote:

The Life and Times of Salicious B. Crumb

Don't hate on Salacious man, he is my favorite character. If there was a SCFC, I'd join.(Salacious Crumb Fan Club)

MTV with your host, Sy Snootles.

3 minute gluuts and thighs with Jabba the Hutt.

Cosmetic surgery with Anikan Skywalker.

What are the odds (game show) with C3-P0

"Dirty Jobs" featuring the Rancor cage cleaner, Wookie groomer, and Mos Eisly Cantina Janitor.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!

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Salacious bothers me for some odd reason.  Probably because he reminds my of my little brother.  Short, annoying, and has a weird laugh.
How to Deal with your Anger with Bossk

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me.  It was self-defense.[/i]  -Richard the Warlock  [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]

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seriously- one of the funniest topic and replies ive ever read.
good call, Mel.
"c-3po game show?" awesome.- killed me.

"mmmm, pistol whip." -Homer Simpson

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How about "Dances with Banthas" that would be bad.

A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying

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Don't forget:

Basic Mechanics with Han Solo (demonstrations shown with the Millenium Falcon)
Make Up Tips from Padme
Swim Wear Fashion Tips from Emperor Palpatine

**Emperor in Thong** - sorry couldn't help myself. big_smile

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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...

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im blind BFFC-mel sith speedo

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table manners with jabba, how to ride a speeder bike with wikket

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BFFC-Mel wrote:

Don't forget:

Swim Wear Fashion Tips from Emperor Palpatine

**Emperor in Thong** - sorry couldn't help myself. big_smile

How to Beat Lepracy with the Emperor tongue

BobaFett243, try to use the edit button when you need to add something to a previous post, rather than posting twice in a row. smile

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Hair Care with Chewbacca

"Die? Didn't you know that Spartans never die?'- Spartan-051 "Kurt"

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"Hooked on Phonics" with Yoda. 

"Morning Yoga" with the Emperor.  (EWWW!)

"Galactic Idol" featuring Chewbacca singing...

CSPAN coverage of Jar Jar Bink's address to the Galactic Senate

"There's only one thing that scares a Mando man......and that's a Mando woman..."  - Karen Traviss, "A Practical Man"

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-Fettish- wrote:

"Hooked on Phonics" with Yoda.

OMG I just thought of him as an english teacher.

Student : The cat ran up the tree.

Yoda: (yelling) NO!!! After the preticate the subject goes!!!

Student: But but but...

Yoda: Hmmm smarter than me you think yourself? When 900 years old you reach, this smart you will not be.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!