Topic: Festive Sithmas song

Been a while since I posted (hope everyone is doing okay and looking forward to Christmas in... eeek! 13 days!!!! Anyway, here's a little Star Wars Festive song I created that I thought you might enjoy...

   
Star Wars Records are proud to present a selection of festive Sithmas songs to get you in the mood for this time of year.

Darth Crosby: Dark Sithmas
Cliff Richard: The Millennium Falcon Prayer
Boba Mathis: When A Dark Lord Is Born
Dana Vader: It's Gonna Be A Cold Cold Sithmas for Jedi
Jabba McCartney: Wonderful Sithmas Time
TK Wilde & Grand Moff Smith: Blastin' Around The Sithtmas Tree

And of course no Sithmas albulm is complete with everyone's favourate....

SHOOTING ALL THE JEDI IN THE HEAD

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Sith bells ring, are you listening,
on the bridge, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight,
shooting all the Jedi in the head.

Gone away is the old guard,
here to stay is a new guard
The Clones sing a song,
as we go along,
shooting all the Jedi in the head.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Palpatine
He'll say: Order 66 Commander.
And we'll say: Yes sir!
We will do it at the time.

Later on, we'll conspire,
as we dream by Temple fire
To face unafraid,
the plans that Sith made,
shooting all the Jedi in the head.

Sith bells ring, are you listening,
on the bridge, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight,
shooting all the Jedi in the head.

Gone away is the old guard,
here to stay is a new guard
The Clones sing a song,
as we go along,
shooting all the Jedi in the head.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
and pretend that he is Jedi Master Kloon
We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
until the troopers come and knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Though your nose gets a chilling
Don your armour and play, the Imperial way,
shooting all the Jedi in the head.

Shooting all the Jedi in the head,
shooting all the Jedi in the head.




*Tracks are available to download to your Apple Holopod for only 99.98 Imperial Credits.
Merry Sithmas

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Orthar's Website

Re: Festive Sithmas song

LOL, good job orthar

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

Re: Festive Sithmas song

Here's another I wrote based upon that famous Christmas classic by Slade:

Merry KOTEmas Everybody by TK19-12-1-4-5 (TK-Slade)


You have to grab the Jedi by the head
And then you pull the trigger till he's dead
Does he have a bright blue saber?
Can he push you from afar?
When you shoot him will he be one with the force?

Chorus:
So here it is merry trooping
Everybody's having fun
Look to the troopers now
The blastin's just begun

Are you waiting for the troopers to arrive?
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside?
Does your Jedi always tell ya that the old ways are the best?
Then he's up and blastin temples with the rest

Chorus:
So here it is merry trooping
Everybody's having fun
Look to the troopers now
The blastin's just begun

What will your Dark Lord do
When he sees your troopers fightin' in Star Wars?
Ah ah

Are you hanging up a blaster by your door?
Are you hoping that the sabers will not fall?
Do you ride down to the Temple, with a blaster that you made?
When Jedi take your head off then you've been Slade

Chorus (3x)
So here it is merry trooping
Everybody's having fun
Look to the trooper now
The blastin's just begun

So here it is merry KOTEmas
The Knights having fun
Look to the future now
The blastin's just begun

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Re: Festive Sithmas song

i love you for this

Aliit ori'shya tal'din - Family is more than bloodline

Re: Festive Sithmas song

That is pretty hilarious. You should do something with "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

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The Jedi Got Run over by a War Droid

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Werda Verd's Website

7 Reply by Mandalore Hunter (edited by Mandalore Hunter Saturday, December 13, 2008 4:10 pm)

Re: Festive Sithmas song

Werda Verd wrote:

The Jedi Got Run over by a War Droid

Coming home from Darth's house Christmas eve. Now you can say they were all shut down after the Clone War, but as for me and Yoda, we believe.

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett

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I'll see what I can come up with for that. In the mean time here's another (I've waaay to much spare time!!)

Roasting Jedi by a Temple fire,
Blaster bolts nipping past your nose,
Williams themes being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like armoured clones.

Everybody knows a robe and lightsaber,
Help bring Vader to your life.
Tiny Jawa with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to steal tonight.

They all know the Sith is on his way;
With loads of troops and battleships .
And every Star Wars child is going to spy,
To see if Mandos really fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To fans from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
May The Force Be' With You

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Re: Festive Sithmas song

In my spare time, I created my own version.

'Qui-Gon got run over by an X-Wing,
Walking to the Temple Sithmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as reckless,
But as for me and Obi, we believe'

Re: Festive Sithmas song

Wonderful job Orthar definitely comic relief for the holiday rush blues.

A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying