The Dark Knight *WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS* (Page 3 of 5)

on a completely unrelated note, look what Batman: The Dark Knight has done! lol http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/2008 … 82000.html

looks like we know who you really are, Regimas!

And people ask why I hate clowns. Who's crazy now?!

I haven't seen it yet. I generally avoid men in tights.

I think he does for half a second  during the attempted shooting of the mayor. I've looked for it and I'm ALMOST certain that he's there, sans face paint.

HA! Regimas, i think you did a better costume job than the guy in the news story. Joker didn't wear a wig. He colored his hair. As did you .

PS. There are no men in tights in this movie Draco. Just because once upon a time these characters wore it does not mean that to be so now. Do we really think Christopher Nolan would dress people in spandex? Come on man. *although CB could pull that off

I don't know who Christopher Noan is, so yes.

Yeah regimas, yours was better, but his story was funnier .

No, that was just a Tim Burton thing. Joker is like Yoda, no origin. Just there.

The toxic/face spill thing may have been removed due to the unlikeliness of it

also because the Joker's origin was never revealed. but, in The Killing Joke, a similar backstory to the Joker's transformation in Tim Burton's film is used.

I saw this yesterday and would have to say it sucks. After the first ten-fifteen minutes my husband whispered to me that if I wanted to, we could go home and watch the Burten Batman movies instead. I was very tempted to. But I figured we'd paid to get in, and I was curious to see if it got any better. So we stayed. The only part of the movie worth watching were the last 50 minutes.

The movie was so predictable that me and my husband were having lots of fun saying what was going to come before it happened. Even though neither of us had read any spoilers beforehand.

What was with his voice? o_0 Was he sick or something?

I would hate to live in Gotham City cause those police officers were horrible. When the attempted killing of the mayor was done, well, being surrounded by cops I would assume he would have twelve of them on him in moments. Instead he escaped. ...whhaat? Also, I would think POLICE, who's JOB it is to know these things, would have went, "Huh. Lead poisoning." about the guy with the bomb in his stomach. Or, how about the policeman who just sat there in the truck with Harvey instead of getting to the gun ports?

And why is the Joker alive? Wouldn't any henchmen he had have killed him by now? Seeing as he's obviously crazy enough that everyone who works with him ends up dead. As seen in the beginning where he pitted all the guys against each other. I don't think anyone would work for him. Oh, and the pencil trick? Why didn't those guys there just shoot him that moment? He just killed someone's right hand man. If I was a mob guy I would certainly have killed him right then and there.

And how stupid are people? Bruce Wayne shows up in China. Front page news, internet's buzzing. Everyone knows his face, everyone sees him there. Suddenly! Batman's there too! What a coincidence! Oh, now Wayne's back in Gotham. And so's Batman! What a coincidence!!!! Surely someone would have figured it out???

Didn't someone like the director say they were going for realism? And yet they have Batman FLYING with nothing but his cape. They have a batmobile that's impossible as it would flip over the moment it hit anything. They have a bullet being reconstructed and a fingerprint taken from it, even though anyone with even a basic idea of guns would know this is impossible. They have a semi truck making corners that it's just impossible for semis to make. We have a man jumping on top of a van and crushing it. Maybe in their little fantasy world this is "real", but in the REAL WORLD we call it fantasy.

Oh, and, btw, that's not the Joker.

Well the last one is the only thing i have an issue with Val, CSI tends to exaggerate alot of tech and stuff.

However, they are all chemicals

And then said Russian ballet saw him get into a plane. He had to land somewhere, I'm sure someone saw him. Being a multi-billionaire I'm sure someone would recognize him once he got there, unless he waited in the ocean on his plane till nightfall then changed into his costume.

Oh, you mean the grenades we didn't see till the end of the scene? The grenades that if he wanted to make go off in the beginning of the scene had to reach under his coat, find a grenade, and pull a pin? Meanwhile someone could have shot him in the time it took for him to get his hand under his coat, muchless find a grenade.

Ok, maybe, but it was sitll hard to hear and hard to understand and just kinda... TOO deep. And I'm certainly not the only one, there was even an article on how many people didn't like his voice on yahoo's movie articles.

I guess so. But that's saying the entire police force is a joke. They seemed to be doing alright by the end.

I never said that Batman would have killed him, I said one of the Joker's henchmen would have. They would have gone, "You know, working for this guy, he's TOO crazy, I'm going to end up dead just like everyone else who works for him. I think I'm getting out now. BLAM"

Alright, it's been a while since I last saw the movie, I'd forgotten that part.

Maybe that should have been explained then. I didn't see any electrical stuff. I'm sorry if the casual audience doesn't study these things.

Tanks have large front wheels and baby back wheels?

Have you done this?

A bullet pushed into the clip, yes, MIGHT still have a fingerprint on it, even if it is a smudged one from being rubbed around inside the clip. Being shot out of the gun would indeed make the circular scratches on the casing that would show which gun it came from. But these scratches would pretty much destroy the fingerprint. And then, going through a wall, the wall would brush the sides of the bullet, farther smudging up the fingerprint. Then the tiny explosion of the bullet would obliterate the rest of the fingerprint. And, even if you were somehow able to put the casing back together, all the cracks of the shards would distort the fingerprint so badly that it would be impossible to tell who's fingerprint it is. Common sense.

You would be supprised what you can do with an old hoodie a fake beard and some dirt.

The men at the door took all their guns

When Valthinin says "That Batmobile is a tank" he means like a random passerby would say if he saw the thing barreling down the road impervious to all small arms fire. Basically casual observation. I.E. "That things a f*ckin' tank!" If we have to get technical about it I would call it an armored assault vehicle, which is basically what it was designed for. ((ok, it was designed to be used as a bridging vehicle, but to call it something other then an armored assault vehicle when it has all that armor would be kind of stupid dont you think?))