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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr.T does not pay for gas to go in his car, The gas pays Mr.T to let it get in the car.
302 Friday, September 28, 2007 1:42 pm (edited by Adeptus_Astartes Sunday, September 30, 2007 6:08 pm)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr.T dosnt use a car, he points at the ground and yells "Move!!!", and it gets him where he wants to be.(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZJaYOo_opc&mode=related&search=)
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303 Friday, October 5, 2007 6:02 pm (edited by Fett_II Friday, October 5, 2007 6:04 pm)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Once, Mr.T visited Hiroshima in WWII as an ambassador of peace for the US. He sampled some of there food like a respectable tourist. However, the japanese gave him a bit of indigestion and gas. The resulting mushroom cloud ravaged Nagasaki, disentigrating many japanese instantly. There were very few survivors. Mr.T was unscathed. This incident was later repeated in Nagasaki with identical results.
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(er, you said Nagasaki, when i think you ment Hiroshima)
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Mr.T went there first. see the first sentence of ym earlier post. I think Hiroshima got bombed first, but I'm really not sure...
Mr.T was once infected by a xenomorph facehugger . After an agonizingly long period of suffering, the xenomorph died while still inside Mr.T, who ripped it out of his chest and threw it away.
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(yes Hiroshima was bombed first, Nagasaki was bombed two days after that)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Ph34r wrote:
The resulting mushroom cloud ravaged Nagasaki, disentigrating many japanese instantly. There were very few survivors. Mr.T was unscathed. This incident was later repeated in Nagasaki with identical results.
See, you said Nagasaki first, when I think you ment to type Hiroshima.
The secondtime is fine, but the first is supposed to be Hiroshima
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Ah.....that's what you meant. Yeah, I meant hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris invented awesomeness.
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Adeptus_Astartes wrote:
Chuck Norris invented awesomeness.
Uhh...
draco fett wrote:
Name an object. Mr. T invented that.
Your joke is null and void, good sir Adeptus!
A man from New Orleans once insulted Mr.T. And look what happened to New Orleans.
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"GAHHHHHH" *Head explodes from lack of valid joke*
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No ,your head didn't explode from a lack of joke, Mr.T just felt your time was up.
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319 Sunday, October 7, 2007 10:16 am (edited by Adeptus_Astartes Sunday, October 7, 2007 10:17 am)
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
So , you turn into this guy? (its bigger then i thought sry, I'm talking about the dude in gold armor who isnt dead)
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no, that's Chuck Norris' stand-in as he couldn't bother to be in Warhammer. nobody can be Chuck Norris, except for Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Actualy, Chuck Norris played the Death Star, however, he had to tkae over three million grams of morphine to keep from destroying the universe. Orisginay, he was only supposed to destroy a continent, but when the entire planet blew up, they deccided to stick with that.
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Chuck Norris only got the job because no amount of morphine in the universe could curb Mr.T's power. And Mr.T is not a big, fat metal ball the size of a moon.
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Only when he wants to be.
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If you write Mr. T on anything it will promptly explode.
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