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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Who do you think wrote the laws of physics?
Here's a hint: his name begins with "Mr." and ends with "T".
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
you mean Sir Isaac Newton went by the penname of "Mr. T"?
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
No, Mr. T stuck his hand down Newton's throat and into his arm, and wrote it.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
okay...
now Mr. T has crossed the line between "bad@$$!" and "disgusting..."
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Survival of the Fittest, by Charles Darwin: If Chuck Norris does not kill you now, he will kill you later.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr. T's autobiography, "So Many Fools, Not Enough Pity," was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for its heartwarming and inspiring tales of Mr. T overcoming his fear of flying, and his battle with gold-addiction--as well the sweet tutorial on how to install machine-gun turrets on top of a GMC van using a welding torch, a 55-gallon drum, chicken wire, and skim milk.
Mr. T never takes showers. Instead, whenevr he's dirty, he points to himself and shouts, "CLEAN!"
Mr. T once won the Olympics. All of them.
The turning point of World War II was not when the allies invaded Normandy, but when Mr. T was born and Hitler shot himself to avoid the consequences.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Mr.T doesn't have night mares, night mares have Mr.T.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
there were no A-bombs: Chuck Norris was dropped on Hiroshima and it echoed all the way to Nagasaki!
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
wheres my thread, aww jodo why did you delete my thread 
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
1. That is spam.
2. What thread?
3. Why did you blame Jodo?
4. Jodo cannot delete threads.
5. A moderator probably deleted it if it was in the wrong place, again.
Mr. T can shoot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom."
take it easy baby take it as it comes
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
That was originally a Chuck one methinks.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
ouch....
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
draco fett wrote:
Mr. T can shoot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom."
some one already did this one, i dunno if it was with chuck, or Mr.T though
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Chuck Norris dosent break windows when he plays baseball....he breaks satellites
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
dont forget planets.....and dimensions....
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
.....and the next door Galaxy
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
and reality....
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
.....and other things that are impossible to break with a base ball....
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
Dont forget imagination....
[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
right
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
I mean, if that ball comes even close to your head, like within five miles, you will have NO imagination, its why Mr.T wont stop saying "I pitty the fool"
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
right again
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T
And that T.V. show, would have been called "T.....For Termanaton", and would have been a biography, but chuck was palying baseball to colse to the wrighters
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