Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Where he is laughed at by all the Spice and Glitterstim addicts because they saw him on the Holonet.

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Not used to being laughed at, he starts to cry and calls out throught the Force to Vader looking for comfort.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Vader sets out to ease the Emperor's suffering and begins to hunt down Boba Fett because the Emperor told him Fett started it, but runs into the ressurected Ben Kenobi.

Est Sularus Oth Mithas
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Ben Kenobi says "I told you Darth! If you struck me down I would become more powerful than you can ever imagine!"  Then Vader pulls out a(n) ...

No disintegrations, No fun

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Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Vader pulls out a pink Tribble, which is Obi-Wan's one true weakness, and throws it at him.

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars

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Obi-Wan falls to the floor laughing and Vader assumes victory, so he continues his journey.

"i know all about the art of the hunt"

32 Reply by CloneMedic54 (edited by CloneMedic54 Monday, August 6, 2007 10:49 am)

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Vader makes a brief stop to flirt with a young woman stranded near an asteroid belt, unaware "she" is a Clawdite who is only in female form to get people to stop.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

The Clawdite then kicked Vader in his nuts then stole his star ship

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]

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Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

The Clawdite then morphed into the Emperor in a thong, because that was the last thing she just happened to see before Vader stopped by her.

"Did I ever tell you how much I like ants huh? Especially fried in a subtle blend of mech fluid and grated gears?"
-Rampage, Beast Wars

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Vader pissed off cus his ship was stolen, calls his star ship insuranse
company to see if he was covered

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]

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36 Reply by Valthonin (edited by Valthonin Monday, August 6, 2007 3:01 pm)

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Repulsed at this mockery of his master, Vader channeled his hidden chi energy and shot it in fireball form at the Clawdite........HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!!

Est Sularus Oth Mithas
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

as the ship plumeted to the ground the Clawdite yelled: "IT WAS JUST A JOB!!!!!!!!!"

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]

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Then Cell from Dragon Ball Z shows up and says "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZERZ!" then the inevitable happens.

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then boba fett comes in and says "did som one say job?"

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]

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Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Concerned only about a potential job and not paying attention to where he's going, Fett crashes Slave 1 into Cell.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.

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Cell manages to survive the crash, due to his regeneration abilities. He then summons mini-Cells and they go to KFC and kill everyone in it.

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Vader then launched a spear-like projectile attached to a rope from his chest box and it stabbed Cell through his chest, dragging him towards Vader.......and his doom......GET OVER HERE!!!!!!

Est Sularus Oth Mithas
I am a Role Playing Gamer, like my father before me.

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Vader then uses his command of the Force to tear Cell apart at a cellular level and Fett sets the the scattered cells on fire.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Ozzy Osbourne comes crashing through on a stolen bike, and, in a drug induced hallucination, mistakes Vader for a bat.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Ozzy then shouts "I'm back! Hahahahaha!!", and chases Vader, trying to bite his head off.

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Vader throws Ozzy with the Force, so he calls his metal buddies for back up; Alice, Lemmy, Rob Zombie, Nikki Sixx, and Dio.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Then Abraham Lincan comes back to life with a Ak-47 and blows Ozzy away with a rat-tat-tat!!!!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]

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48 Reply by BFFC-Draco (edited by draco fett Friday, August 17, 2007 5:27 pm)

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Angels sang out perpetually
Down from the heavens descended Mr. T
Who deliver a punch which could shatter bone
Into the face of Ozzy Osbourne
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in agony
As Cummings changed back into a zombie
But T saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Rob's head in between his thighs

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Then Gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty pythons holy black knight and the blue meenie and Alice, Lemmy, Nikki, and Dio. came and tryed to kill Mr.T but they all got pwned!!!

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]

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Finally an embodiment of the Force in the form of a seven year old paraplegic asks Mr.T if he would nicely take his marathon of @$$ whupping to another galaxy.

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.