[ Closed ] Chuck Norris vs. Boba Fett (Page 2 of 2)

And once again I ask, could Chuck Norris hope to take on Darth Vader and live?  Let's just face it, impressive as Chuck Norris is, he is not up to Boba Fett's league.

And I'm the Mary Queen of Scotts. Fett would just shoot him in the head, sai.

Blaster bolts are like bullets.

You have heard of sarcasm, right?

No one kind of asked you what you think about Chuck Norris and God, so I'll really go anywhere I want, and that includes there.

You see sai, I really have no idea whether God exists or not, and don't want to start any kind of religious discussion here, so I don't care if what I say is somewhat sacriligious. I'll stop when I get hit by a lightning bolt, and the big guy actually shows me that he doesn't like it. Until then, I'll hold to the belief that Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick God in the face, and make it rain when he cries.

But I make my point again, it was accompanied with no lightning bolt. Big guy wanted me to keep quiet, he'd make me wouldn't he?

But, as I said before, I don't want a religious discussion. You want one, make a different thread.

SciFiFreak, I ask you to please be respectful of other people's religious beliefs.  This thread is supposed to be about Chuck Norris vs. Boba Fett, so we need to stay on topic.

Um,  yeah, it really didn't make any sense at all.  Its kinda obvious if you have to apologize for it at the end.  Why would people who believe in God say he doesn't exist?  They believe in him, don't they? So wouldn't they think he exists?  Unless you were trying to say something completely different.

Giving me orders...and I thought you weren't smart before. You don't want to get pushed? Too bad, you wedged yourself into this conversation, started annoying me, and then made one of the most idiotic statements I've ever heard.

You go crying to the Admin...don't push you...sissy comment followed by an empty defiant one. If I didn't have autonomous control over my stomach muscles, I might've thrown up just from reading it (the same with Boba Dude's...comment, if it can be called that).

Well, how about I give you a few God quotes, just to 'push you'. Wow, I had to stifle a laugh there.

"I absolutely believe in God, and I absolutely hate the [edited for content]"

"Jesus Christ on a stick!"

"Whenever you [adult content], God kills a kitten. Whenever God [adult content], Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks him in the face."

Not the most offensive stuff I could dig up, but enough to 'push you'. Here's what you don't get: You act like a complete and total coward sai, no one's afraid of you. I couldn't care less about 'pushing you'. And nice little threat there, "Don't make me tell the admin on you." Quite the manly man aren't you?

So go ahead, cry to someone else to solve your problem. In a very masculine way, I'm sure.

Twenty posts off-topic is enough to kill this. Closing the topic and deleting the... tangent we have here from some otherwise focused comments.