1 Topic by Jesse Fett (edited by Jesse Fett Saturday, August 26, 2006 12:18 am)

Topic: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

I would put on hockey underarmor because most of them are uncutable then put on my hockey equitment ( if I ever did find a Fett/mandalorian suit i would put that on) Ductape Machette's to my hockey stick until i found a gun and to get the guns I'd go to the police station (asuming it has already been cleared out by zombies) get guns and ammo, theres a toys r us right beside the police station in my town so i'd go there fill my free hummer i found at the side of the road with star wars stuff. then pick up every one I love, we'd find a RV fill it with food and star wars figures, guns, and knives. From what i learned from George romeros movies you should NEVER stay in one place keep moving. shoot the zombies that i dont like raid stores when i need food weapons and star wars stuff and yeah that is my wanderfull dream. and there is alot more i would do in that situation that im not thinking of right now.


So what would you do?

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Me? Go to a place people don't normally go. See, zombies are caused by virus' that infect living people. And instinctivly, zombies go to high density human areas to infect as many people as possible (ie hospital). So, if you go somewhere wheres there's loads of people.... the zombies are bound to head that way. Go to, say, a graveyard where there AREN'T loads of people, and your safe.

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3 Reply by BFFC-Draco (edited by draco fett Saturday, August 26, 2006 4:06 pm)

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Do you mean ficticious zombies, or the real ones? If you do not know what I am talking about, watch "In Search Of," or read about zombies on Wikipedia.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

I'd grab a stick, wiggle it in front of their faces, saying "You want the stick, you want the stick, boy?" And then pretend to throw it. All the zomibes would slowly limp away (as only zombies do) looking for the stick, and never catch on to my ruse.

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Ok time to teach you all a lesson about Zombies.

Ahem...

1. Never use a chainsaw. The loud roar of a chainsaw (even if heard for a short time) would alert any zombies in earshot to your position.

2. Use your head, Cut off theirs.

3. Blades don't need reloading.

4. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

5. No place is safe, only safer.

6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

For more information consult the Zombie Survival Guide, Complete protection from the Living Dead.

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

You bought that? Do they make one for vampires?

take it easy baby take it as it comes

7 Reply by Jesse Fett (edited by Jesse Fett Saturday, August 26, 2006 10:09 pm)

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

lol I've read that good book but tight cloths still wouldnt be all that good of an idea zombies can bite through but with hockey equitment they can not and its easy to move in if a zombie does sneak up on ya whats he gonna bight with hockey equitment on? big_smile

and I mean real zombies not slow ones from the old dawn of the dead but those really fast ones from the new dawn of the dead

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Zombies can only be as fast as the human body they form from. And tight clothes and short hair means less stuff for the zombies to grab. Everyone has seen a movie where a girl is about to get away when she gets grabbed from behind by her hair.

Also, hockey gear might be a good idea, except for the fact that it is going to slow you down. And it's not like zombies can't pull the equipment off of you. Then you're dead... or undead... or whatever.

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

zombies are actually not faster but slower than they were as a human. OBVIOUSLY! tongue I would hire Boba Fett to protect me. big_smile


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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

How is that obvious? They do not have much skin and organs to weigh them down.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

r u kidding me? For some reason, hollywood made zombies OFFICIALLY move slow. tongue It makes sense that they'd be faster, but.........I dont know why. hmm


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12 Reply by BFFC-Draco (edited by draco fett Sunday, August 27, 2006 11:00 am)

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Techniacly that is not official, but I never watch zombie movies.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Well no........its not official.......but its what makes zombies, zombies. wink


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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Alright, make room for the zombie expert:

A disease known as Solanum kills the host after being transferred from a bite or scratch, resurrecting the dead cells and effectively taking control of the person's nervous and muscular systems. The shell is left with only the most basic motor functions, and an unexplained desire for living flesh. The primitive mind that controls the zombie does not have the coordination to do anything more than a slow shamble. They cannot climb, run, walk quickly, or do anything that requires coordination from multiple body parts.

NOTE: While the newest Dawn of the Dead movie was excellent, the zombies did possess the ability to run, if any of you feel that they should be able to do so, you'll like the movie. For me, a traditionalist fan of zombies, I found the running one of the few errors.

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Fetterthanyou wrote:

Zombies can only be as fast as the human body they form from. And tight clothes and short hair means less stuff for the zombies to grab. Everyone has seen a movie where a girl is about to get away when she gets grabbed from behind by her hair.

Also, hockey gear might be a good idea, except for the fact that it is going to slow you down. And it's not like zombies can't pull the equipment off of you. Then you're dead... or undead... or whatever.

Hockey gear does not slow you dow if your used to it really tho if ur gonna have hockey gear on u should have roller blades too but i only suggest it if your familiar with it all.

That zombie survival guide isnt to be taken suriously the guy who made it used to be on SNL if a real zombie out break happend im sure it would be far worse then any one could imagine. I dont think zombies would be that slow they dont get tired, dont run out of breath well in all they dont need air like some people might beleive.

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Jesse Fett wrote:

That zombie survival guide isnt to be taken suriously the guy who made it used to be on SNL

OMG really!? I was planning on basing my life upon it!!

Jesse Fett wrote:

If a real zombie out break happend im sure it would be far worse then any one could imagine.

Ya... maybe you need to stay away from the George Romero tapes for a while.

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

The ultimate trump card: automatic weapons amd explosives.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Dont forget to shoot them in the head. Thats the only way to kill them, right?


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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Not true. The Marvel Zombies comic book miniseries clearly states that to kill a zomibe, its brain must be competely separated from the body (Head ripped of, head blown off, brain scooped out, etc.) Just a bullet to the brain won't do them in.  Read a book!

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

One word: explosives.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

21 Reply by Fetterthanyou (edited by Fetterthanyou Sunday, August 27, 2006 6:30 pm)

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

Everyone knows the only way to deal with zombies is to lead them in synchronized dance while wearing a sparkling red jumpsuit.

If you don't get that joke, you need a cultural slap in the face.

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

draco fett wrote:

One word: explosives.

That being the case you'd better round them up into one building and:

A: Hope they're all there
B: Hope you have enough explosives

Its just impratical to do that.

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

CeciliaCrimsondragonFett wrote:

Its just impratical to do that.

True, but it would be fun =P

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Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

He's got a point there and if you know how to make ur own explosives then that'll be a handy skill when the undead epidemic happens.

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25 Reply by BFFC-Draco (edited by draco fett Monday, August 28, 2006 5:06 pm)

Re: What would you do if a zombie outbreak happend???

There is a very easy way to make non-cocktail bomb explosives. I think that it is illegal to give instrucions in a place where anyone can see.

take it easy baby take it as it comes