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Once at a LAN party, we all went outside for a break to get some fresh air...we were all just standing around and talking in my friends driveway, when all out of nowhere a praying mantis flies into my face...my friends laughed and laughed.
Bugs on the face aren't funny...Have you ever woken up just enough to feel something crawling across your face? (I have...)...but I probably wouldn't have screamed like your brother did. tongue

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302 (edited by shade Saturday, June 24, 2006 2:26 pm)

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Wow...I love praying mantis I wish one would fly in MY face smile

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BalanceSheet wrote:

Have you ever woken up just enough to feel something crawling across your face? (I have...)...but I probably wouldn't have screamed like your brother did. tongue

Once when I was sleeping, I felt something on my chest. When I woke up, I saw my rabbit looking at me as if to say, "Watcha' doin'?" It was the incarnation of a Nightmare (if anyone knows what I am talking about with the last sentance gets a cookie).

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Does it have to do with the rabbit in Holy Grail? Otherwise I have no idea. No cookie for me, oh, well.

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draco fett wrote:

It was the incarnation of a Nightmare (if anyone knows what I am talking about with the last sentance gets a cookie).

I'm thinking Donny Darko...am I right? Bunnies + nightmare = Donny Darko

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306 (edited by draco fett Sunday, June 25, 2006 7:29 am)

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In the Mideval Ages people thought that demons clled Nightmares would sit on your chest and pear into your eyes. They thought that this would be the cause of nightmares. You both get half of a cookie tongue .

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Yay! big_smile

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/me combines his half of cookie with Miba's half to make the single BEST cookie ever. A short (but well-choreographed) kung-fu fight ensues, with Miba emerging as the victor. She walks away munching happily.

New anger management topic: cookie-stealers tongue

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Nobody steals my cookies...:(
*gasp* Did Miba kill you?  Was there a lot of blood?  Did she eat ALL of the One Cookie? I need details!

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Yes, I ate every part of the cookie except one crumb. You must find the One Crumb to be complete....

I didn't kill Gunslinger, but there was LOTS of blood. big_smile

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311 (edited by draco fett Monday, June 26, 2006 8:05 am)

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Is there a two drink minimum in this topic tongue ? The One Cookie was the second greatest cookie ever, as my omnisapient grandma created the greatest cookie in existance. It is currently being guarded by Boba Fett, Sonic the Hedghog, and three ninja cows. ALL HAIL MY GRANDMA!!!

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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...we've lost our anger for insanity.  I better find something to be mad about. Save the craziness for the off topic. wink I'll find the One Crumb if it's the last thing I do...
My friend is getting paid 15 bucks an hour to sit around and do nothing half the time, while I'm slaving away on a weed-whacker in the hot sun for minimum wage cuz my dad will never give me a raise as long as I live because he thinks I'm lazy.  sad

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
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Heh, yeah. While my job isn't labor intensive, it's the most boring thing out there: alphabetizing my dad's patients' charts. Normally this wouldn't be so bad, but he's got years of deceased patients that need to be organized, and it's beyond mind-numbing. I start talking to myself after a few hours alone in the basement...it's not a pretty sight.

The problem is, he won't let me get another job. I need money for gas, for insurance, and for going places (it's not like I need much. I didn't buy a class ring so  can save up. I = rather stingy), but he continues to keep me at his office for a full $2 under minimum wage. I work a whole day and can get half a tank of gas out of that.

Can I have your job, Balancesheet?

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I hate how there are too many things I want, but I do not have much of a way t get them. I used to mow lawns for ten dollars a week, but those people moved out.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Then may I make a suggestion?
Just go door to door asking to mow lawns for a lower price like $5 each. Why not just do that? hmm

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I do not do that because most people in my neighborhood have riding lawn mowers.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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draco fett wrote:

Is there a two drink minimum in this topic tongue ? The One Cookie was the second greatest cookie ever, as my omnisapient created the greatest cookie in existance. It is currently being guarded by Boba Fett, Sonic the Hedghog, and three ninja cows. ALL HAIL MY GRANDMA!!!

(I aproach the 3 challenges. The ninja cows become mincemeat when they fall to my mad lightsaber skills. I defeat Sonic by killing his buddy, Tails, right before his eyes. Overcome with sadness, he is to busy weeping to keep me from blasting him into oblivion. Now for Boba Fett. I know I can't kill him, so I use my best form of deception. Jingle Keys!

*jinglejinglejinglejinglejingle*

*BLAM!*

It didn't work. Now I must go to a dotcor to reattach my right atrium.)

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And, on the flip side here.... I hate how every single business in town has Help Wanteds and practically drag people in off the street and beg random customers to become employees and then people in other towns whine that there's no jobs where they are. tongue No, seriously. The Classified's section's larger than the actual newspaper. Albertson's got so desperate they put neon signs up like a sort of fence around their parking lot and they all say "Help Wanted". Smith's (the one I work at) hung a big neon orange sign on the front doors asking for people to work for us. A week or so ago I was in Wal-Mart shopping when two people from the photo desk were begging me to work for them. All the fast food places have their help wanteds on their signs. Some places even got those huge banners and hung them across the fronts of their stores. So if anyone's desperate for a job, come here. Cause in my town if you haven't got a job, it's only cause you don't want one. ......which is kinda sad cause there's a town about an hour and half to two hours away from here that has massive unemployment cause people can't pay to drive down here to work and there's no jobs up there.

So, yeah, I hate that situation. We finally managed to hire two new baggers and a new checker. Now we just need someone for NonFoods, someone in Bakery, and maybe an extra hand or two and we'll be set. Though maybe just one or two more baggers would be nice.

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TheGunslinger wrote:

The problem is, he won't let me get another job. I need money for gas, for insurance, and for going places (it's not like I need much. I didn't buy a class ring so  can save up. I = rather stingy), but he continues to keep me at his office for a full $2 under minimum wage. I work a whole day and can get half a tank of gas out of that.

Can I have your job, Balancesheet?

yikes...And I thought my dad was stiffing me...
You can still have my job...if you take my allergies too.  wink

(Class rings...my friends got those, wanted me to, I looked them in the face and told them I would stab my eyes out before I wasted money on that. I don't really want to remember my class for anything...)

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
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LMAO !!!!!!!! Three ninja cows?!?! No will Sonic be like the one thay put at the end of Hsu and Chan comics in Electronic Gaming? 'Cause that would be hiliarious!

At a LAN party, never, under any circumstances, chug 3 1 litter Dr.Peppers in a period of 10 minutes. Not something you want to have to deal with during a session.

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321 (edited by draco fett Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:09 am)

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Was a page deleted, or does my computer just  have some kind of problem?

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Atinvod wrote:

LMAO !!!!!!!!

At a LAN party, never, under any circumstances, chug 3 1 litter Dr.Peppers in a period of 10 minutes. Not something you want to have to deal with during a session.

Ow...that must have been fun.  wink
That's why I stopped drinking pop at LANs...Mountain Dew just made me feel like crud the next day.  I've never done anything like that, though...sounds like my buddy who downed six Bawls and thought he would need his stomach pumped...
A fellow LANer? : D  I love LAN parties...ever been to any big, 500-seat ones?

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING." 
-Captian Murphy

323 (edited by Jawa Java Thursday, July 6, 2006 11:50 am)

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I.............HATE.........POP-UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, i messed around with my computer so there is a seperate account for fun and work.  i can only install stuff on my work account and when I'm on my fun account this ******* **** HP-Update **** comes on every thirty minutes (it takes up the whole **** screen and automatically comes on over what i have been doing) and then another little ******* window comes up and says I can only do this on my work account! I even set it so it WOULD NOT come on and then thirty minutes later. HI, WE HAVE NEW UPDATES FOR YOUR PRINTER

I COULD NOT CARE LESS!!!!!! MY PRINTER WORKS **** FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M NOT EVEN ON MY WORK FILE FOR ******* CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I..............ALSO...........HATE..........JUNK MAIL!  IT SHOULD BE CALLED **** MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, rant over, probably won't happen again

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I Hate Aol!

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I love AOL! smile


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