Topic: If you were related to the Fetts

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July 23, 2006 9:49 pm #

What if you were related to Boba or Jango? Imagine reunions and Holiday get togethers.

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July 23, 2006 10:01 pm #

"Remember that time that gran tried to bribe me with his wife, and i slammed his head into the wall."
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good times... good times...

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July 24, 2006 4:22 pm #

I'll go ahead and say the obvious thing: Being related to Boba as in married to him wouldn't be all that bad. ;)

Anyway, related as in sister/brother/cousin/other would be kinda cool. Imagine birthdays and christmases. lol

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July 24, 2006 4:31 pm #

Just imagine everyone on christmas day waiting for Boba to arrive! :P
"Dad! When's Uncle Boba gonna be here!?!"
*Boba walks in*
"YYYAAAAYYY!!!!!!"
"Hello! Uncle Boba's here!!!" :P :P :P

We're getting pretty silly with this. :P

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July 24, 2006 4:35 pm #

And then.......
"Uncle Boba always gives the best gifts! Last year I got a flame thrower!!"

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July 24, 2006 5:21 pm #

"And last year he gave me the head of some guy named Joto Kask or something."

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July 24, 2006 5:40 pm #

i doubt that if you were related to boba every thing would be peachy keen.  mean if he was attached to anyone they could be kidnapped and used against him. and then again it would be awesome because if people knew you were related to fett you would be almost untouchable. so yeah i guess it would be awesome in some sense.

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July 24, 2006 7:14 pm #

I imagine any relation to Fett by blood or marriage to be very complex.

He's something of a control freak, so if you are also a control freak, it will at the best be very entertaining and at the very worst, violent, bloody and end in someone's untimely death , dismemberment, and/or, dinsintigration.

He's also wrapped very tightly. I think his father was a little less tense. I imagine family reunions might feel like critical negotations at the crime lord's summit.

It's interesting to think what would father and son be like if the father never died. I can't even imagine the adolescent rebellion years.

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August 3, 2006 12:33 am #

There was that holiday with the Fetts film on the site as well.

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October 15, 2006 4:30 pm #

You'd definitely get bitchin' birthday presents.

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October 15, 2006 5:55 pm #

Yeah- imagine the stories at thanksgiving:
"When that door-to-door solicitor came by last week I just blew his head off because I was busy".
"Did you ever figure out where that dude from Buffalo NY was hiding?"
"Man, I gotta get someone to look at this jetpack. It's always cutting out at the wrong time!"

October 16, 2006 7:58 am #

I'd be the nerdy niece and annoy the heck out of Boba... on purpose.

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
October 16, 2006 1:56 pm #

Only non-alcoholic eggnog, of course.  And thanks to Boba's flamethrower cooking the turkey would be a little singed.
Can I be the eccentric spinster great-aunt who knits him mittens every year and sweaters with a big green letter B on them?

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October 16, 2006 3:24 pm #

Now there's a funny image. Boba Fett walking around in mittens and a sweater with a big green B on it.....

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October 16, 2006 8:06 pm #

On second thought my family is psychotic enough without a Fett in there. :D

October 16, 2006 8:50 pm #
Jacsveus wrote:

Now there's a funny image. Boba Fett walking around in mittens and a sweater with a big green B on it.....

It gets better when you have him in matching pants and the wool hat.

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October 24, 2006 8:54 pm #

x-mas and b-days would rock you would get a difrent weapon or pieace of mandalorian armour until you were 20 or something :D

but heres the real trouble what do you get boba fett for his b-day and/or christmas? :P

October 24, 2006 10:02 pm #

What do you get the Mando who has everythinhg?

I'd say cleaning supplies. You can never have enough of them when you're Boba Fett.

And for Jango, a Polisher droid. Notice the Mister Clean sparkle

No idea what to get Zam.

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October 25, 2006 6:37 am #

I imagine Christmas Eve, singing songs, and giving presents, like weapons, or dead people heads!
Or probably, when you open your gift it would explode :D

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November 26, 2006 11:22 am #

That is some pretty crazy stuff. Who knows the results family reunions would bring...

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December 7, 2006 10:33 am #

Joe: Whoa your my dad.
Boba Fett: Yes sadly i met you retarted mother and screwed her.
Joe: Okay what about grandpa
Boab: Uh, He died a while ago.
Joe: How
Boba: A jedi killed him
Joe: NOO, :(  How dare they
Boba: All the Jedi's are dead, it's ok
Joe: I love you daddy

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January 5, 2007 9:51 am #

with all due respect, that would be weird! He'd proly never say a word to you and somthing tells me unless you were a little kid, (Boba seems to have a soft spott for kids) And you were really counting on him being there, he probably wouldn'y even show up to a familly reunion, it would be cool though, cause you probably wouldn't be able to tell anyone yo were realated and you'd get to be all secrative about it. Oh and he'd be fun to annoy... until he shot you...

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