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May 27, 2006 3:20 pm #

Seeing as most of the people on here seem to have some type of quote in their sig, I decided to put up a topic where you can post all your favorite quotes.  Here are some of mine.

I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't the guts to bite people themselves. --Arthur Strindburg

Whoever has his foe at his mercy, and does not kill him, is his own enemy. --Sa'di

Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. --Eric Hoffer

Nothing in life is as exhilarating as to be shot at without result. --Winston Churchill

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth. --Old Saying

Morality is contraband in war. --Gahndi

This isn't revenge.  It's Punishment. --Frank Castle

It's not the fall that gets you. *SPLAT* It's the sudden stop at the end. --Richard B. Riddick


Those are just some that come to mind.  I'll post more when I think of them.

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
May 27, 2006 3:38 pm #

"The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear ITSELF! " - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"This Is But A Taste Of The Dark Side! " - Darth Malak

" Ich Bin Ein Berliner " - John F. Kennedy (Translates as "I am a Donut")

" The Original Funny Man" - JSMAyne (On the Star Trek Message Boards talking about Humorbot5 (me))

"All That Belongs To You, Is Rightfully Mine! And Mine It Shall BE" - The Dark Prince

"Most people think Time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. They are wrong. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard. Know, first, that I am the son of Shahraman, a mighty King of Persia. On our way to Azad, we passed through India... Where the promise of Honor and Glory tempted us to our doom." - The Prince Of Persia

" I Am The Arcitect Of My Own Destruction" - The Prince Of Persia

"I Bet All My Star Wars Figures....Except The Fett Man. I'm Never So Sure To Risk The Fett Man" - Peter Griffin

Note- All of these quotes represent me in some way.

Yes, even the one about the Donut...

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
May 27, 2006 5:58 pm (Edited May 28, 2006 03:36 pm) #

I dont have many.....

{MW}-"Death and Destruction to Our Enemies!!"

This is my favorite, but its a little inampropriate (spelled right?).......

"Lifes a b**ch, and I'm her Pimp."-T-Viza

"As you Wish"-The Notorious Boba Fett

and the song behind my name....

'Warrior part 2' by Lloyd Banks
"This is a story of a Warrior, I know you know it. True Warrior..."


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May 28, 2006 3:21 pm #

Can I write some Son g Lyrics?
I'm gonna Write some song lyrics.

"There's No Reason, There's No Compromise" - Godsmack, Straight Out Of Line

"Straight Out Of Line, I Can't Find A Reason, Why I Should Justify My Ways.....   ... I Don't Need a Reason, You Don't Need To Lie To Me!" - Godsmack, Straight Out Of Line

"I Stand Alone, Inside, I Stand Alone," - Godsmack, I Stand Alone

"I Feel Your STING Down Inside Me, I'm Not Dying For It" - Godsmack, I Stand Alone

"I May Be Dumb, But I'm Not a Dweeb, I'm Just A Sucka With No Self Esteem..." - The Offspring, Self Esteem

"Well I Guess I Should Really Stick Up For Myself..." - The Offspring, Self Esteem

"I Got No Friends Cos They Read The Papers, They Can't Be Seen.....With Me!" - Alice Cooper, No  More Mr Nice Guy

"How Many People Wanna Kick Some Ass? And How Many People Are Sick Of Holding It Back??? " Stroke 99, How Many People Want To Kick Some Ass

"I'm A Question Wrapped Inside an Enigma" - MC Chris, Fett's Vette (Plus I think Winston Churchill said it too....)

"So Don't Arouse My Anger, Fool" - Coolio, Gangsta's Paradise

Pretty Much The Entirety of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush

In Fact Pretty Much The Entirety of "I Stand Alone" and "Straight Out Of Line" by Godsmack. also "Self Esteem" by The Offspring and "How Many People Want to Kick Some Ass" by Stroke 99. But the Above Lyrics in Partcular.

If you were to mix the above Lyrics, plus all the lyrics to the song s I just mentioned, plus the quotes I posted, You could get a pretty clear view of me and My feelings...



On and its spelt " Inappropriate "

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
May 28, 2006 6:14 pm (Edited May 28, 2006 06:19 pm) #

"You get to wear face camo--makes you feel wild and dangerous." --FI

"Execute Order 60." --Emperor Palpatine... No, I'm not mixed up. It's from a fanfic. :P

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis... It's a lung disease that miners with an "e" get."--My friend

"Yub, yub, Commander."--Wes Janson

"Any text taken out of context can become a pre-text for a proof text."--Some theologian

"We are Reformed Evangelical Charismatics..." My Dad

"Is you is, or is you ain't my consituents?!"--Some guy in "O Brother Where Art Thou?"



That's all off the top of my head...

"Whoever is a highly evolved, super-genius raise your hand." *raises hand* "Oh."
-----[color=#FF0000]Rodney McKay[/color]
May 28, 2006 6:45 pm #

"I never ever sleep. I just lay in my bed, dreaming of the day when every one is dead."-- Alice Cooper (I would post the entire lyrics, but it is quite violent)

"No my dear friend rat-bag, he is a goodguy, you can tell because he has a mop"-- Deadpool

"Every body thought Dead Babies was about a truck full of dead babies. What's sicker than that? The live one one th bottom eating it's way out."-- Alice Cooper

"Awww, I can't belive I lost to a bunch of losers."-- Wario

"The Easter Bunny hates you"---- (see my thread of same name)

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Allergic to stupid people."-- various tee-shirts

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut b$%#h."-- Juggernaut

"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do aint' nice." -- Wolverine

take it easy baby take it as it comes
May 28, 2006 7:09 pm #

"My name is Wally West, and I'm the fastest man alive".--Wally West, the Flash

In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light! --Green Lantern oath

it isn't who you are that defines you, but what you do--rachel dawes

even the smallest amount of human kindess and hope, can hold back the darkest night.

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash
May 28, 2006 10:04 pm #
draco fett wrote:

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut *****."-- Juggernaut

Or along the same lines, "Oh my stars and garters!" --Beast
"Savvy?" --Jack Sparrow
Sorry guys, it's late at night.  Nothing else comes to mind.

Estuans interius ira vehementi SEPHIROTH!
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May 29, 2006 2:15 am #

That Juggernaut Line was more than Stupid

I hate Vinnie Jones....

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
May 29, 2006 7:30 am #

Yeah, song quotes are a good idea too.

Somebody get me through this nightmare, I can't control myself! --Animal I Have Become, by Three Days Grace

I wanna break your existence, and cut through mine! --Shadow Of A Man, by Mudvayne

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
May 29, 2006 7:41 am #

I love quoting.  I mainly just do Star Wars quotes.

"Put captain Cargo in the Solohold"  -Boba Fett Episode V

"You must join me Obi Wan, and together, we will destroy the Sith"  Count Dooku Episode II

"Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace"  Sidious Episode III

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi, at last we will have revenge"  Maul Episode I

"Use the force, Luke"  Obi Wan Kenobi Episode IV

"Sister?  So... you have a twin sister.  You're feelings have now betrayed her too.  Obi Wan was wise to hide her from me.  And now his failure is complete.   If you will not turn to the dark side... then perhaps she will"  Vader Episode VI

May 29, 2006 7:44 am #

"For Mandalore!" - Canderous Ordo, Among Others...

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
May 29, 2006 8:01 am #
Humorbot5 wrote:

That Juggernaut Line was more than Stupid

I hate Vinnie Jones....

that's his classic line from the comic books.  In my theater, everyone started cheering.  Besides, I don't know if you noticed, but he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.  You shouldn't expect witty lines from him.  I think it was funny in its blatentness and stupididty.

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
May 29, 2006 8:18 am #

Nah in the comics he used to say "Nothing Stops Juggernaut!"

Besides Kitty was Hot...

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
May 29, 2006 8:32 am #
Humorbot5 wrote:

Nah in the comics he used to say "Nothing Stops Juggernaut!"

Besides Kitty was Hot...

That too.

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
May 29, 2006 9:54 am #

Of all the issues of X-Men or Spider-Man with Juggernaut in them that I've read. I have never heard him say anything like "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut *****."

Or were you saying "That too" about the Kitty being hot comment?

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
May 29, 2006 10:36 am #

YOu can travel the world but you can't change who you are indisde. Just be, by Tiesto

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash
May 29, 2006 5:26 pm #

"Chon, Chon, you are very vain, but by the time your 70, your ponytail, your queue, will be as good as new."--Roy O'Bannon

"Houston, we have a problem..." Jim Lovell

"In the belly of the whale, it's an underwater jail, it's a tight squeeze, it's a gettin' to me but it's roomier than the tail, hey sailor got my flow free, like a salmon to the sea from the L.A. symphony, I'm a paddleboat paddlin' in the wake, a fake free-styler, but my unemployment pays I'm avoidin' cliches, like 'whale of a tail' or 'you can't keep a good man down' 'cause you can, and I've been there, man, but I've been expectorated! I'm elated! I'm free like Willie! Happy days! Oops, that's a bit of a cliche..." In the Belly of the Whale by Newsboys

"Whoever is a highly evolved, super-genius raise your hand." *raises hand* "Oh."
-----[color=#FF0000]Rodney McKay[/color]
May 29, 2006 7:43 pm (Edited May 29, 2006 07:53 pm) #

Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!-Jiraiya

Hmm...how shall I put this? Based on my first impression I'd have to say...I hate you!-Kakashi

Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.-Kakashi

No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?-Kakashi

Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life-Kakashi

I fight for my sake only and live to love no one but myself-Gaara No Sabuke

A soul needs a purpose to live... and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive...-Gaara No Sabuke

And to think I call this man Captain-Gilliam[Outlaw Star]

This gun has six barrels of rotating death. Any questions?-Heero Yuy

I almost forgot what your like. You're just about as far from normal as they come.-Duo Maxwell

Bad day bad day bad day-Jackie Chan

Uncle: One more thing. To avoid bad luck always wear a belt, beware of men named Shamus, and never stand with your back to an open door.
Jackie: Are making this up?

You forget to make coffee this morning! Coffee is the only thing keeping Uncle's ancient heart beating! You want dead Uncle?!-Uncle[Jackie Chan adventures]

I'm a soldier, meaning that I'm Both the defendent and the judge I'm standing on both sides of the fire Going around turns, overtaking death and life I'm running to fight with the shadow of a lie-Rise[opening Ghost In the Shell Stand Alone Complex 2nd gig]

I'll abdicate at the drop of a hat
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May 30, 2006 8:59 am #
Humorbot5 wrote:

Of all the issues of X-Men or Spider-Man with Juggernaut in them that I've read. I have never heard him say anything like "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut *****."

Or were you saying "That too" about the Kitty being hot comment?

No, I was talking about Juggernaut.  I've read alot about him, probably alot more than you, seeing as I have been around longer.
That is not his catchphrase, i.e, something he says all the time, but a quote from one of the X-Men series.  (I forget which)  He didn't actually say bitch, but they did the classic cartoon @#!!%, which the director obviously interpreted as bitch.

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
May 30, 2006 2:07 pm (Edited May 31, 2006 03:01 pm) #

I lurves Riddick:

"Are you afraid of the dark? I'm not...the dark is afraid of me." -Riddick, Escape from Butcher Bay

"Trying to get under my skin already, Riddick?"
"It'd be easier...if I had something sharp." -Hoxie and Riddick, respectively, EFBB

"Let's play...who's the better killer?" -Riddick, EFBB

"You gonna kill me with your soupcup?"
"It's a teacup. I'm going to kill you with my teacup." -An inmate and Riddick, respectively, Chronicles of Riddick

"They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side...guess that's why I'm still awake." -Riddick, Pitch Black

[getting into a knife fight with Johns while dark-dwelling creatures are all outside their little circle of green light] "Only one rule...stay in the light." -Riddick, Pitch Black

"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Insulting. But the worst mistake you made...[Toombs rushes to get a gun] ...empty gun rack." -Riddick, COR

"You're not afraid of the dark, are you?" -Riddick, COR


He's just too cool. This one here's the epitome of geekiness:

"There have always been ghosts in the machine. Random segments of code, that have grouped together to form unexpected protocols. Unanticipated, these free radicals engender questions of free will. Creativity. And even the nature of what we might call the soul. Why is it that when some robots are left in darkness, they will seek out the light? Why is it that when robots are stored in an empty space, they will group together, rather than stand alone? How do we explain this behavior? Random segments of code? Or is it something more? When does a perceptual schematic become consciousness? When does a difference engine become the search for truth? When does a personality simulation become the bitter mote... of a soul?"
-Dr. Alfred Lanning, I, Robot


And who can forget The Princess Bride? Source of the world's best quotes:

Inigo: "Oh, you don't know, eh? Fezzik, jug his memory."
[Fezzik whacks the albino over the head and he collapses]
Fezzik: "Sorry, Inigo. I didn't meant to jug him so hard."

"Love is pain, highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." -Man in Black

"Do you want me to send you back where you came from, huh? Unemployed? In GREENLAND?!" -Vizzini

"Don't rush me. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles." -Miracle Max the Miracle Man

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha-" [keels over dead] -Vezzini

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo

Man in Black: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
Inigo: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

GPI: Fondly regard crustacean
May 30, 2006 3:36 pm #
TheGunslinger wrote:

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha-" [keels over dead] -Vezzini

Yeah, never mess with a Sicilian. I am Sicilian.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
May 30, 2006 3:38 pm #

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash
May 31, 2006 1:10 pm #

Haha, yeah.  PB is awsome.  You forgot the one where that guy says "To the death, I suppose?"  And the man in black replys "No, your highness, to the pain."  I forget the rest of it, but it was good.

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!
May 31, 2006 5:49 pm (Edited May 31, 2006 05:59 pm) #

Oh, we're doing quotes from movies now? I thought it was our own personal stuff.
Then I'd like to add somethin..

..
Star Wars Luke: "I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
From Rocky 4, the russian said, "If he dies, he dies" so cool..
Rocky 1, "Ahhhgrraahh,     hummuhamua" Syvester Stallone! :lol: lol

TheGunslinger wrote:

I lurves Riddick:

"Are you afraid of the dark? I'm not...the dark is afraid of me." -Riddick, Escape from Butcher Bay

"Trying to get under my skin already, Riddick?"
"It'd be easier...if I had something sharp." -Hoxie and Riddick, respectively, EFBB

"Let's play...who's the better killer?" -Riddick, EFBB

"You gonna kill me with your soupcup?"
"It's a teacup. I'm going to kill you with my teacup." -An inmate and Riddick, respectively, Chronicles of Riddick

"They say most of your brain shuts down in cryosleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side...guess that's why I'm still awake." -Riddick, Pitch Black

[getting into a knife fight with Johns while dark-dwelling creatures are all outside their little circle of green light] "Only one rule...stay in the light." -Riddick, Pitch Black

"You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Insulting. But the worst mistake you made...[Toombs rushes to get a gun] ...empty gun rack." -Riddick, COR

"You're not afraid of the dark, are you?" -Riddick, COR

.

Cool quotes, Slinger. I love that movie. FULL of action! Great story too. And as you've already pointed out, a great quote movie. :D

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June 1, 2006 4:35 pm #

"I pity the foo'."-- Mr. T

take it easy baby take it as it comes
June 1, 2006 7:11 pm #
The Yautja wrote:

Haha, yeah.  PB is awsome.  You forgot the one where that guy says "To the death, I suppose?"  And the man in black replys "No, your highness, to the pain."

I was going to say that!! Fierfek, you stole my quote! :P


Another goodun' from Princess Bride: 

Inigo: Who are you?

Man in black: No one of consequence.

Inigo: I MUST know.

MiB: Get used to disappointment.

Inigo *shrugs*: Okay.



Yep, I always laugh at that. Anybody wanna peanut?

"Whoever is a highly evolved, super-genius raise your hand." *raises hand* "Oh."
-----[color=#FF0000]Rodney McKay[/color]
June 3, 2006 10:32 am #

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part." Somerset in Se7en

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash
June 3, 2006 11:25 am (Edited June 3, 2006 11:36 am) #

The Chronicals of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay was a great game.  I rented and beat it.  Had to return it before I could collect all the extras.  That game rivals some of the best Xbox 360 games out there. 

"What? What did you say?"  N. Gunray. "The ambassaders are jedi knights I believe"  TC-14.  "I knew it.  There here to force a settlement" other trade fed.  leader.  "I'm not going in there with two jedi.  Send a droid."

Taun We: "Jango, welcome back.  Was your trip productive?
Jango:  "Fairly"
Taun We:  "This is Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi.  He's come to check on our progress.
Obi Wan:  "Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud."
Jango:  "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."
Obi Wan:  "Ever made your way as far as the interior of Coruscant?"
Jango:  "Once or twice"
Obi Wan:  "Recently?"
Jango:  "Possibly."
Obi Wan:  "Then you must know Master Sifo-Dyas."
Jango:  "(tells boba to close door)  Master Who?
Obi Wan:  "Is he not the jedi who hired you for this job?"
Jango:  "Never heard of him"
Obi Wan:  "Really?"
Jango:  "I was recruited by a man called Tyrannus on one of the moons of Bogden"
Obi Wan:  "Curious."
Jango:  "Do you like your army?"
Obi Wan:  "I look forward to seeing them in action.'
Jango:  "They'll do their job well.  I'll guarantee that."
Obi Wan:  "Thank you for you time Jango."
Jango:  "Always a pleasure to meet a jedi."

June 3, 2006 12:57 pm #

"Only sith believe in absolutes!!"   *snicker*

Oh yes. And I LOVE it in Serenity when River begins to spout off some random thing, and Jayne says, "She is damaging my calm!"

"Whoever is a highly evolved, super-genius raise your hand." *raises hand* "Oh."
-----[color=#FF0000]Rodney McKay[/color]
June 3, 2006 2:24 pm (Edited June 3, 2006 02:30 pm) #

BTW does naything NOT lead to the Dark Side?

Y'know Jedi aren't even allowed to wear Underpants....

"A Jedi Shall Know No Underpants" - Elliot Tomlinson

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
June 3, 2006 5:38 pm #

Okay... :P

"Whoever is a highly evolved, super-genius raise your hand." *raises hand* "Oh."
-----[color=#FF0000]Rodney McKay[/color]
June 3, 2006 7:17 pm #

Oh man I forgot Serenity quotes. I'll just do my favorites and spare you the entire movie:

JAYNE: Wasn't she supposed to be...not here anymore?
KAYLEE: We can't abandon them now!
JAYNE: 'Course not. Now that she's a...a killer woman, we outta be bringin' her tea and dumplings!

"Target the reavers. Target everyone. SOMEBODY, FIRE!!!" -The Operative

"Remember, if I'm not back in an hour, you take this ship...and you come and you rescue me!" -Mal

OPERATIVE: In ancient time, when men failed as spectacularly as you have, they would literally throw themselves on their swords.
MATHIAS: Well, unfortunately I forgot to bring a sword-"
[Operative draws a sword from his sheath]
MATHIAS: ...I think you need to leave now.

So many better ones...and from Firefly, too...but you need to watch them for yourself. DO IT. NOW.

GPI: Fondly regard crustacean
June 3, 2006 10:04 pm (Edited June 3, 2006 10:49 pm) #

Well that's subliminal-WATCH FIREFLY-messaging.


"How can you think about soup at a time like this?" -- Caboose, RedvsBlue

" [pissed that he was hit by a rock] Me Kate, me throw rock!" -- Sawyer, Lost

"Crazy people don't think they're going insane, they think they're getting saner." -- Locke, Lost

Locke: Hi.
Sayid: I didn't hear you.
Locke: Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for.
--Lost

"You're right, I don't have any feelings. That's why I won't feel anything when I cut your heart out with a knife." -- my little sister


"Just because I liked it didn't mean I wanted it." -- Have you ever just walked into the wrong conversation?


I don't remember where these quotes came from.

"The brightest lights cast the darkest shadows."

"The only constant is change."

"Toast aways lands butterside down. A cat always lands on their feet.  Cat+Toast = Antigravity!"

"A thousand years of space and time and I have never come across anyone wasn't important." -- Doctor Who
June 4, 2006 9:40 am #
Gojan Fett wrote:

"The only constant is change."

I learned a different ones along those lines:

"The only constant is death."

But for my own quotes, here's one from Lewis B. Puller, United States Marine:

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, and they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

These ones are anonymous, their original writer lost as they were passed on countless times.

"If guns kill people, then I can blame my spelling mistakes on my pencil."

"It's not that I hate animals, I think there's a place on Earth for all God's creatures...right next to my mashed potatoes."

My friends playing Halo 2 at a LAN party. The map was Ascension on Tower of Power, and they were defending. Their names have been changed for security purposes.

Henry: Hey Nick, how's the side looking?

Nick: It's looking pretty... *checks side*...oh god!

*repeated shotgun fire*

For anyone who's ever seen The Princess Bride (I know it sounds fruity but the movie's pretty violent and funny):

Westley: Life is pain Highness, anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

And another....

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]

Count Rugen: Yes.

Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...

Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Count Rugen: Any thing you want.

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]

"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!" - Belkar
June 4, 2006 3:10 pm #
SciFifreak90 wrote:

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]

Count Rugen: Yes.

Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]

Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...

Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.

Count Rugen: Any thing you want.

Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]

Yeah i love that quote and that movie

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash
June 5, 2006 9:42 am #

"You're like the fifth guy in green I've had to fight since I started this gig. I wouldn't mind you guys color-coordinating a bit..."-Spider-man

"If my life had a theme song, it'd be 'Raindrops Keep falling on my head'."- Spidey.

"I gave up on pity a long time ago."-Storm, X2.

"so, what's your secret origin, anyway? Some freak accident with a radioactive toilet snake? If so then please spare me the details."-Spider-man to Dock Ock.

"I will suck the marrow from your tiniest bones."-Venom.

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June 5, 2006 11:08 am #

"And the time has come to realize, and see the plan you've been designed for, so face the fear of all unknown and see the heart inside" Jeremy Camp's Open Up Your Eyes

"All the plans and schemes against Your love will fail." --Bethany Dillon's Hero

"I hereby vow to apply these mandates actively into my driving protocols until otherwise stated by an official of the law, or by my guardian(s)."--Anon

"Riches I heed not, nor man's empty praise."--Be Thou my Vision

"That's just how I feel about it... What do YOU think?"--Daniel Jackson in the episode Window of Oppurtunity (I think)

"Okay, now SEV'S starting to scare me." Scorch

Some guy: Hey Napoleon, what did you do last Summer?

Napoleon: I told you, I went hunting wolverines with my uncle in Alaska!

Some guy: What'd you use?

Napoleon: A stinkin' twelve gauge, whaddya think?!

Some guy: Why'd you shoot them?

Napoleon: Because they were attacking my cousins, what would YOU do in a situation like that?!   (slightly revised due to me not remembering the exact lines...:))

"I DARE you to moooooove..." Me singing Switchfoot's I Dare You to Move to a friend who HATES Switchfoot

"Whoever is a highly evolved, super-genius raise your hand." *raises hand* "Oh."
-----[color=#FF0000]Rodney McKay[/color]
June 5, 2006 11:34 am #

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." -Rodney Dangerfield

"No individual can win a game by himself." -Pele-Brazilian Footballer

"We make war that we may live in peace." -Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics

"Pain is only temporary but victory is forever." -unknown

"Pain is weakness leaving the body." -unknown

PLUS=     all of the Napoleon Dynamite quotes....they are the greatest!!!!

"Gross!" "You guys are soo retarded." "Why don't you go talk to your grandma or something, you're bugging the heck outa me." "Whatever I feel like doing, gosh!"etc.etc.etc.etc.
                                           -Napoleon D.

"Why don't you go play patty cake with your friend Pedro..." "So are we still feeling good about this dealeo?"etc.etc.                           -Uncle Rico

"She hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet." "Lafawnda is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% sure she is my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there is a babe out there for you...Peace Out." "Well, I'm finished with my chores."lol etc.etc.                              -Kip

                                                      {MW} MS9 :cool:

“(I’m) Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the a$$.” -John McClane
June 5, 2006 1:24 pm #

"What the hell did you use?"
-Motoko
"Your standard issue big gun."
-Batou

I will not teach a man who is not anxious to learn, and will not explain to one who is not trying to make things clear to himself. If I hold up one corner of a square and a man cannot come back to me with the other three, I won't bother to go over the point again." - Confucius

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!" - President

"You cry for bird's blood, but not for fish's blood. Fortunate for ones with voice. If the dolls also had voices, they would have screamed, 'I didn't want to become human.'" - Major Motoko Kusanagi

"If Pro is the opposite of Con is Progress the opposite of Congress?-Brad Stine

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June 5, 2006 4:08 pm #
MandalorianSpy9 wrote:

PLUS=     all of the Napoleon Dynamite quotes....they are the greatest!!!!

"Gross!" "You guys are soo retarded." "Why don't you go talk to your grandma or something, you're bugging the heck outa me." "Whatever I feel like doing, gosh!"etc.etc.etc.etc.
                                           -Napoleon D.

"Why don't you go play patty cake with your friend Pedro..." "So are we still feeling good about this dealeo?"etc.etc.                           -Uncle Rico

"She hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet." "Lafawnda is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% sure she is my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there is a babe out there for you...Peace Out." "Well, I'm finished with my chores."lol etc.etc.                              -Kip

                                                      {MW} MS9 :cool:

OMG!! :O I cant believe I forgot all the Napoleon Dynamite quotes!! :D :D

My favorite is, "It took me an hour to do the shading on your upper lip..." lol :lol:

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June 5, 2006 6:42 pm #

"I like long walks on the beach. ALONE."- Umm...I forgot.

"Block shirt- special blocks added in for extra protection. rolling around not advised."- Mario & Luigi: Partner's in Time

"This is the mustard of your doom!" Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

"You get a good enough lawyer, you got the best legal system in the world."- Some guy from the Daredevil movie.

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June 6, 2006 11:01 am #

"Because Your ruining everyone's lives and eating all our steak" - Nap Dyno

Funny cos he's suggesting eating all their steak is as bad as ruining people's lives

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
June 6, 2006 11:29 am #

"Naughty little fly, why does it cry? Caught in a web, soon he'll be..... Eaten."--Gollum, ROTK

"By my life or death if I can protect you, I will. You have my sword." Aragorn FOTR

"Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword-day! A red-day! Ere the sun Rises!"-- Theoden ROTK

"Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! A day may come, when the courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! An hour of wolves, and shattered shields, when the Age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear, on this good earth, I bid you Stand, Men of the West!"--Aragorn ROTK

"Form ranks, you maggots, form ranks! Pikes in front, archers behind!"--big, ugly orc in ROTK... That line always makes me laugh.

"All that is gold does not glitter, nor all who wander, lost..." FOTR, the book, I think.

"Whoever is a highly evolved, super-genius raise your hand." *raises hand* "Oh."
-----[color=#FF0000]Rodney McKay[/color]
June 6, 2006 5:55 pm (Edited June 6, 2006 05:56 pm) #

"Me. It's what I call me. It's also what you call yourself, but you call me 'you' and call you  'you' while you call you 'me', but I call me 'me', and if we both call us 'me'...well, that could get confusing."- Stephen Colbert.

"Thundercats, HO!!"- thundercats

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June 7, 2006 1:45 am #
RC-3222 wrote:

Some guy: Hey Napoleon, what did you do last Summer?

Napoleon: I told you, I went hunting wolverines with my uncle in Alaska!

Some guy: What'd you use?

Napoleon: A stinkin' twelve gauge, whaddya think?!

Some guy: Why'd you shoot them?

Napoleon: Because they were attacking my cousins, what would YOU do in a situation like that?!   (slightly revised due to me not remembering the exact lines...:))

The Some Guy's name was Dean......I think...

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
June 10, 2006 7:40 pm #

Yeah, the Jock of the school.

....................................

"Napolean, you know I'm training to become a cage fighter..."-Kip  :lol:


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June 11, 2006 2:45 am (Edited June 11, 2006 02:47 am) #

"Since When Kip...you have the worst reflexes EVER!"

Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...
June 13, 2006 12:32 pm #

it's my job to set an example. I have to show we don't break like other people. We dont give into fate. : Alan Scott, the Green Lantern

"This is where my theme song would kick in, if I had a theme song. And not that Flash Gordon movie thing, either." —The Flash
June 13, 2006 12:34 pm #

"A tool does not reflect the person using it, you can wave that fancy blade around all day and it doesn't matter. I'm still better than you, better because I don't go for the next best thing every time I lose to someone. I train harder, until my body has given up, and then I keep training till I feel like my sinews are about to snap. I'll never lose to someone owned by his playthings, especially not your kind of person. That pretty new crystal of yours with it's shiny steel container is about to be nothing compared to me, the better Jedi will always be me until you see the light!"

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