Topic: the "funniest joke in the world"

lol. poor log? yeah the goat must have had his mate in there or something : No babby i did not mean what I said! come back!( dives into the hole after her)"

I think they didn't hear a noise because there was sludgy mud at the bottom and the stuff just fell inside with a quiet "Whumpf"

It is snowing and the blonde is outside.Her mother sees her,comes out and says:"Sweetheart,come in,it's snowing!"And the blonde says:"What's the difference?It snows here too!"
LOL,LOL!
Another one:
There are 3 soldiers and the sarge tell them:"You will go to the woods and hide.If I find you before 12:00,you will go to jail for 1 month.If I don't find you,I'l give you 1 month vacation."They agree,and they go and hide.11:57 nothing.11:58 nothing.11:59 there is a scream.They catch them,and they talk in the jail:"You idiot,why did you scream?There was only 1 minute left!"He says"I'l tell you what happened.I was naked and I disquised myself as a tree.First,a dog comes and **ses my leg.I took it.Then a couple comes and they carve on my *ss Julie and David=L.F.E I took it.But when 2 squirells came and they said to each other"You take the left nut,I take the right"I didn't take it!"