Topic: alternate scene with luke and vader episode V

Vader: join me and we will rule the galaxy as father and son!

Luke: i'll never join you!

Vader: obi-wan never told you about your father did he?!

Luke: he told me enough, he told me you killed him

Vader: no, no , no, you were misled, the truth is, i'm  your  father!!!

Luke: well then why the HECK are trying to kill me?!

Vader: i had no choice, my master commanded me

Luke: think for yourself, stick it to the man!

Vader: i can't, i swore my alligiance to him

Luke: why would you be so stupid as to pledge your alligiance to possibly the evilest guy in the galaxy?! o my god, i would never do something so stupid.

Vader: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i see your point, say, how bout' you come with me, we'll get you a nice robot hand, get a couple of drinks

Luke: sounds good to me

luke and vader shopped for this really cool robot hand, and then got a couple of juma juices at the sarlacc bar, overthrew the emperor, luke found out leia was his sister, every body's happy, yadda yadda yadda, the end of the star wars legacy,......... well, except in those awsome books which they still have to make movies of, but you get the point............

And Australia is just like "Wtf mate?"

Your alternate Darth Maul scene was better, I think you should do this one again, think about it a bit. Maybe you can come up with a bit more?

its all right

it needs work

Why do you always have to be funny? {this is not funny}

i know, the truth is, i've already done this alternate scene, but most people thought it was crazy and wrong, but i hoped to make things right by making this one, well, i guess i have to keep trying.......

hahahahahahahahaha!!!! yes, i've seen that flash off of albinoblacksheep.com, it is so freakin funny.