(dramatic music) maul walks in
Qui gon: we'll handle this
Padme:we'll take the long way
suddenly obi and qui gon gang up on maul with rad saber moves as maul easily defends himself from their attacks
Maul: my master wants u dead
sadly, Qui gon is killed
Obi wan: nooooooooooooooo!! ****, u killed my master, take this sith scum!
suddenly the song "everybody was kung fu fighting" starts playing
Obi wan: die die die!
Maul: release your anger!
Maul is chopped in half
Qui gon: (barely alive) obi wan, u must train him, promise me you'll train anakin in the ways of the force
Obi wan: ahhhhhhhhhhhh, jeeze, why do i gotta train anakin
Qui gon: Do as yer told obi wan!
Obi wan: alright, alright, i promise to train him
Unfortunetly, obi wan had his fingers crossed, and anakin was never trained, there was no great chosen one, no darth vader, no luke skywalker. And all because obi wan never trained him, sheesh! some people are so inconsiderate!