Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

When Green died, EPICly, Scruffy was looking for his lost EPIC right shoe which had vanished, EPICally..........

The right shoe flew through time and space and hit Green, killing him EPICly, this time EPIC enought for capital letters. Scruffy spat EPICly on Green's not-so-epic corpse, and picked up his shoe.

He then put his shoe on EPICly and then walked away EPICly

Which was EPIC

( hey! Stop saying I die! This topic isn't all about that. :| )

And then time got reversed, and the left shoe, swished past Green into Commander Appo's face. Not on purpose, but time is very powerful.

HA! :D

(dude they didn't say you died, that was page 64.)

and since green was killed due to the time reversal, everyone had a disco party.

which fell into a black hole...............

So the disco party turned on the spotlight the mirrored ball. And Partied on.

And green died. So everyone partied harder

And Draco realized he was at a disco party, and went into a coma..

And to revive him, AA broke all the disco CDs and replaced it with his playlist

Which got him out of the coma, but made everyone elses' ears bleed.

MG then left to go obesses over David Bryan and Jon Bon Jovi when her ears started to bleed

then master chief comes and gets into a fight with boba.

The Boba kicks MC's A*** and parties in the black hole, leaving MC stunned............., groaning on the floor....................................

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MG then tried to become an ax murderer when she realized she coldn't here Bob Jovi because of the blood in her ears, but he didn't have an ax.

She had an ice cream cone, which she threw at Bon Jovi by accident merely for a fly in her eye..................

And it hit him knocked him down, which was followed by a SNL' Andy Punches' style full recovery, and then green died

And then he died EPICly.

No he didnt, because hes green and to use the word EPIC or any form of it in context with him is blasphemy.

But Green dying is a very EPIC event, that requires a very EPIC celebration.

( Be quiet. And STOP killing me! It's annoying! Do something else to other people! The game doesn't revolve around me! :| )

And then, MasterChief jumps up and says " Whhaaa?! Whad I miss?! "

And then someone poked Sev and he did nothing. And Green/MasterChief died. Again. Then Boba Fett killed everyone. Mainly Green who then freaked out because he cant deal with it

lmao funny. i remember that one

Boba Fett then realized he made a mistake and revived everyone with his newly aquired super-natural abilities after being exposed to nuclear waste. And Bon Jovi forgave MG for knocking him out with an ice cream cone.

Cause thats how he rolls.  meanwhile Boba got eaten by the sarlacc...again. Five minuets later he crawled out, wiping goo from his armor and said...

...i hate when that happens.

Sev after being poked by Adeptus back in post #1624 was really mad on the inside so he hired Chuck Norris to take Adeptus out.  After that he was to kill Green.  All was good in the land of Mordor.

And Sauron began to breakdance

But Sauron lacking any sort of breakdancing skill fell into Mount Doom taking Green with him.

So the witch king, with his mad break dancing skills took over. And due to greens death, a giant party was thrown, with invitations sent to the elves, men, and dwarves.

and jar jar binks

And they all got food poisoning, due to AA's terrible cooking....................

But Green came in dressed as a Star Wars character complaining about the food.  The elves who magically revived everyone formed a lynch mob and chased after Green while the dwarves drank themselves silly.  All the orcs decided it was high time to eat something.  So they joined the elvish lynch mob.

And Green warped into the year 2008 where they are NO elves or Orcs.................

and VM stepped in with a thermal detonator threatening the end of the festivities if the lynch mob didnt go on their merry way...

And a Fell Beast ridden by Saruman ate them all

The fell beast had a stomach ache due to racial indigestion as elves and orcs never get along.  Even in the dark expanses of a stomach.  He keeled over dead crushing Saruman in the process.

Then an ork made his escape through one of the fell beast's less wholesome orfices, followed by a mob of elves oddly discolored elves

and then VMs thermal detonator went off in a flash of blinding light...and dancing party girls

But the dancing party girls were so sickened by the smell and appearance of them oddly discoloured elves fell dead.  Unfortunately for them they fell into the black marshes and were forced to live as freaky people under the water with their candles forever.

Then the empire got bored of it all and blew up middle earth. Allowing Legolas and Aragorn to live so they could use the crazed female fans as shock troopers

But the emporer was jealous of Legolas so he decided to have a thong contest to see who was sexier.

huh?
lol...

And due to all the assassins with knives at the back of the judges. The emperor won

until vm showed up in his sequin speedo demanding a recount...

And all across the empire, cases of blindness were springing up like an epidemic, curiously the only ones suffering viewed the show around the time VM showed up

"where's my recount?!"

The emporer being all-powerful ordered his assassins with knives after VM for daring to questions his obviously fair win.

The judges tried but they were rendered insane by the horrors they had beheld that day

and vm, in just a Darth Vader voice changer helmet, and a sequin speedo, fought off the dirty assassins with his bare fists...