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What sort of Star Wars TV series would you avoid if they were made?
For example:
Knitting with Mother Wookie
Picnic with the Hutt
Topic: SW TV Series You Wouldn't Want to See...
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
The Life and Times of Salicious B. Crumb
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
March 19, 2007 1:04 pm #
draco fett wrote:
Storytime with Jar Jar Binks.
That's scary, Draco. Very scary...:)
Mebe Cooking with Dex? I'm not very creative today.
"Die? Didn't you know that Spartans never die?'- Spartan-051 "Kurt"
Anything and everything. If it's SW and it's on TV, it's bad.
Reality doesn't care if you believe in it.
[url]http://www.townparkradio.com[/url] - Video Game Remix Music
[url]http://www.townparkradio.com[/url] - Video Game Remix Music
pistol marksmanship...with ur host greedo.
"mmmm, pistol whip." -Homer Simpson
March 19, 2007 5:09 pm (Edited March 19, 2007 05:10 pm) #
Dinnertime with Boss Nass......fat old frog man......or maybe *Tall Tales with Yoda?
*In case you don't get this joke, refer here:
SMALL Yoda telling TALL tales....and you need serious medical help if you still don't get it now.....
Or maybe Soup Making with your host Dannik Jerriko? lol.....
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
March 19, 2007 5:18 pm #
History of the Universe, with your host, Jar Jar Binks.
What is Wrong with the World Today, with Luke Skywalker.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
March 19, 2007 5:21 pm #
Almost everything is wrong with the world today, and listening to Luke's whining just makes it worse...lol
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
March 19, 2007 5:29 pm #
Hmmm..... this isn't exactly a tv show, but maybe I Spy with Captain Typho?
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
March 19, 2007 5:33 pm (Edited March 19, 2007 05:37 pm) #
Or maybe Tea Party with a Krayt Dragon? Hmmm....there are alot of choices.....how about Dancing with the Hutts?
"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
March 19, 2007 5:41 pm #
Try to use the edit botton so that you do not post twice in a row. :)
Lectures with Mr. Fett. That would be very boring.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
March 19, 2007 6:17 pm #
Sev Fett wrote:
The Life and Times of Salicious B. Crumb
Don't hate on Salacious man, he is my favorite character. If there was a SCFC, I'd join.(Salacious Crumb Fan Club)
MTV with your host, Sy Snootles.
3 minute gluuts and thighs with Jabba the Hutt.
Cosmetic surgery with Anikan Skywalker.
What are the odds (game show) with C3-P0
"Dirty Jobs" featuring the Rancor cage cleaner, Wookie groomer, and Mos Eisly Cantina Janitor.
Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
Hail to the King Baby!!
Salacious bothers me for some odd reason. Probably because he reminds my of my little brother. Short, annoying, and has a weird laugh.
How to Deal with your Anger with Bossk
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
seriously- one of the funniest topic and replies ive ever read.
good call, Mel.
"c-3po game show?" awesome.- killed me.
"mmmm, pistol whip." -Homer Simpson
March 20, 2007 3:20 pm #
How about "Dances with Banthas" that would be bad.
A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying
Don't forget:
Basic Mechanics with Han Solo (demonstrations shown with the Millenium Falcon)
Make Up Tips from Padme
Swim Wear Fashion Tips from Emperor Palpatine
**Emperor in Thong** - sorry couldn't help myself. :D
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
March 21, 2007 1:47 am #
table manners with jabba, how to ride a speeder bike with wikket
March 21, 2007 11:48 am #
BFFC-Mel wrote:
Don't forget:
Swim Wear Fashion Tips from Emperor Palpatine
**Emperor in Thong** - sorry couldn't help myself. :D
How to Beat Lepracy with the Emperor :P
BobaFett243, try to use the edit button when you need to add something to a previous post, rather than posting twice in a row. :)
take it easy baby take it as it comes
March 21, 2007 2:23 pm #
Hair Care with Chewbacca
"Die? Didn't you know that Spartans never die?'- Spartan-051 "Kurt"
"Hooked on Phonics" with Yoda.
"Morning Yoga" with the Emperor. (EWWW!)
"Galactic Idol" featuring Chewbacca singing...
CSPAN coverage of Jar Jar Bink's address to the Galactic Senate
"There's only one thing that scares a Mando man......and that's a Mando woman..." - Karen Traviss, "A Practical Man"
March 22, 2007 4:37 pm #
-Fettish- wrote:
"Hooked on Phonics" with Yoda.
OMG I just thought of him as an english teacher.
Student : The cat ran up the tree.
Yoda: (yelling) NO!!! After the preticate the subject goes!!!
Student: But but but...
Yoda: Hmmm smarter than me you think yourself? When 900 years old you reach, this smart you will not be.
Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
Hail to the King Baby!!
draco fett wrote:
Lectures with Mr. Fett. That would be very boring.
Nuhuh! It would just be mad short. For example - the 'how to kill someone' lecture would consist of Fett picking up a gun, shooting someone in the face, and staring blankly at the camera for the remaining 25 minutes of show time. Maybe he'll whistle or throw in a 'well, that's it' for the audience. Or not.
Btw, I would just hate to watch 'The Young and the Restless' starring Padme and Anakin. Insulin, please.
Or "The Meaning of Life with C3P0 (co-host Jar Jar Binks)"
Save us all :P
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
Member #22 March 23, 2007 7:10 am #
How to be smart, with Jar Jar. that would drive me crazy.
or How to Swim, with the Emperor in Speedos. Ew
March 23, 2007 7:31 am (Edited March 28, 2007 08:30 am) #
"Animal Precinct" on Coruscant about abused pets.
Or Bossk on a show with someone like Dr. Phil about his "Anger Management"
(You just can't help yourself with the Emporer in a thong thing, Can you Guys?) :lol:
This one is great-> http://www.bobafett.com/humor/cartoon/taeboba.jpg
"This IS my signature."
March 25, 2007 4:46 am #
General Grievous's Talk Show
[url]http://impstherelentless.com/tek9.asp[/url]
Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.
Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.
The Cloner wrote:
General Grievous's Talk Show
Dude. That would be the best show ever. It would involve Grievous, an inhaler, lots of vodka, paid b!tches, post-modern epileptic camerawork, and, of course, the constant hum of his demo rap album in the background. You can catch it on VH1 every morning at 3AM.
March 25, 2007 5:17 pm #
Let me think. Done.
Dancing with Jar-Jar Binks. (The poor clutz would demolish the room...)
Anatomy of a Sarlaac, with Boba Fett
Fair Play, with Sebulba
I'm sorry, not feeling very creative today.
Due to maintenance problems, the light at the end of the tunnel will not be in operation today. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.
Not very creative bah! Very good examples. Anatomy of a Sarlacc! Thats very funny. Like funny enough to say "lol" in public.
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
March 26, 2007 3:22 pm #
Dancing with Jar-Jar Binks was worse than my Dances with Banths!
A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying
March 27, 2007 7:57 pm #
I'd say that they'd be about equal. How about:
Magic tricks with Darth Maul? (ye olde sawing-in-half-trick...)
Jetpack maintenancewith the Fetts
English with R2-D2.
Some more to chew on.
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Obidience school with Mr. Geonosian and the Nexu
A young droid's guide to growing up with the Seperatists army (Voice change between AotC and RotS)
A Friends episode starring THE SITH
Cherish your individuality with Commander Cody
Social skills with Sev
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
March 28, 2007 3:57 am #
Sev Fett wrote:
Social skills with Sev
:lol: That's my personal favorite!
"Die? Didn't you know that Spartans never die?'- Spartan-051 "Kurt"
A geonosian tells a joke and Sev laughs.
"Haha that's a good one, I slay you!"
Promptly sticks a knife in his gut.
Yah pathetic I know.
[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
March 29, 2007 4:10 pm #
And I thought mine were relatively funny......actually, I didn't but hey, whatever. Nice one Sev Fett!
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April 9, 2007 11:13 am #
I just came up with one more:
Grand Chancellor (or Emperor) Palpatine - A Man with a Mission
[url]http://impstherelentless.com/tek9.asp[/url]
Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.
Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.
April 9, 2007 11:57 am #
"You want abs? Want to get rid of that extra fat? Watch '30 Minute Morning Exercises,' exclusively hosted by Jabba the Hutt...."
Insect and pest control with the geonosians.....
Make it at home crafts, with the ewoks......
Maintaining your garden with Owen Lars.....
The list goes on forever....
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."--
Train your sons to be strong, and your daughters to be stronger.
Train your sons to be strong, and your daughters to be stronger.
April 9, 2007 1:33 pm #
How to Learn Basic with a Weequay
Solo's Garage (Day One: Learn how the repair the Falcon!)
Why can't I come up with anything better! Grrr! :)
"Die? Didn't you know that Spartans never die?'- Spartan-051 "Kurt"
April 9, 2007 6:06 pm #
"This week on Crumb's Corner...
Salacious: hehehehe. Luke, we've recently discovered that you are deeply in love with your sister... discuss.
Luke: What!? We made out once!! I didn't know ok!!! And she kissed me!?
Leia: You lying piece of crap!! (brawl ensues. Crowd cheers)
Join us next week when we have on Shmi Skywalker. She says her baby was imacculately concieved. Is it truly the next messaih, or is she a raving lunatic... Tune in to find out."
Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
Hail to the King Baby!!
April 9, 2007 7:27 pm #
Here's a show Draco would like: Jango the bounty hunter ( instead of dog the bounty hunter ).
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."
April 9, 2007 7:43 pm #
Actually, I would. It would be hilarious:
Bounty (takes Jango's blaster): "Go away or I'll kill ya'."
Jango: "Ha! That blaster is empty!"
Bounty (points blaster at Jango): "Give me the power cell or I'll kill ya'."
Jango (hands over power cell): "O-o-okay, just don't shoot!"
take it easy baby take it as it comes
April 9, 2007 8:18 pm #
draco fett wrote:
Actually, I would. It would be hilarious:
Bounty (takes Jango's blaster): "Go away or I'll kill ya'."
Jango: "Ha! That blaster is empty!"
Bounty (points blaster at Jango): "Give me the power cell or I'll kill ya'."
Jango (hands over power cell): "O-o-okay, just don't shoot!"
I found this quite funny. Sorry Gustavo, but ya gotta admit there is comedy in that.
But the strange thing is that yesterday I told my friend that Dog should wear a Boba costume, it would make the show somewhat bareable.
Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
Hail to the King Baby!!
April 9, 2007 8:19 pm #
draco fett wrote:
Actually, I would. It would be hilarious:
Bounty (takes Jango's blaster): "Go away or I'll kill ya'."
Jango: "Ha! That blaster is empty!"
Bounty (points blaster at Jango): "Give me the power cell or I'll kill ya'."
Jango (hands over power cell): "O-o-okay, just don't shoot!"
Rofl thats so stupid it's funny. But when you played bounty hunter, didn't you think it was funny when Jango kept pointing his gun at someone? The " cooperation" it "inspired" makes me laugh til this day.
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."
April 9, 2007 8:29 pm (Edited April 9, 2007 08:31 pm) #
It's been a while scince I have played that game, but I just went around shooting everybody. Though this is off topic, my end-of-level score once was "Enemies killed: 66" Non-Enemies* killed: 83."
*I do not remember what phrase is used to describe non-enemies.
I would love to write for a show based on Jango.
take it easy baby take it as it comes
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