Topic: idiots

Note: this topic was started 17 years ago.

69 posts

Sorted by oldest to newest

Add New Post

Topic #1075

Note: this topic has more than one page. Jump to the last page to see the most recent reply.

January 15, 2007 12:29 pm #

don't you just hate those idiots who think they know everything about Boba Fett.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Boba_fett#survival

whoever wrote this needs to read tales from Jabba's palace.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 15, 2007 12:42 pm (Edited January 15, 2007 01:19 pm) #

Actually, you need to read "Jawas of Doom."

http://www.bobafett.com/manual/faq/

Go to the second to last section.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 15, 2007 12:52 pm #

but at the end of that article it said that he blew it up and Dengar rescued him not Jawas.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 15, 2007 1:20 pm #

It is possible that he fell back in.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 15, 2007 1:53 pm #

How could he fall back in? That'd be sorta impossible unless he was having an incredibly stupid moment.

Reality doesn't care if you believe in it.
[url]http://www.townparkradio.com[/url] - Video Game Remix Music
January 15, 2007 2:08 pm #

Fett couldn't have fallen back in cuz he was with Dengar and Manaroo getting his wounds healed.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 15, 2007 2:24 pm #

Basically there are about 4 different storys each contradicting each other.

I'm smiling because they havn't found the bodies yet. :)
I think, therfore i am I destroy, therfore i endure - IG-88 tales of the bounty hunters
January 15, 2007 2:54 pm #
fett3393 wrote:

Fett couldn't have fallen back in cuz he was with Dengar and Manaroo getting his wounds healed.

Why could events not go like this?:
1. Fett falls in
2. Jawas rescue him
3. Fett somehow falls back in
4. Dengar rescues him

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 15, 2007 3:03 pm #

That's a good suggestion, but how did he get out the second time. He would have to have killed it somehow.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 15, 2007 3:53 pm #

Perhaps Fett simply climed out the first time, and killed the Sarlacc the socond time.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 15, 2007 4:41 pm #

that's impossible though because The MAndalorian Armor was 4 years after SW:ANH(a new hope) and so was Tales from Jabba's Palace.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 15, 2007 4:47 pm #

He could have fallen in the Sarlacc again before the four year period.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 15, 2007 4:52 pm #

Boba never fell into the Saarlac besides that one time in ROTJ. At least none that I know about and I've checked everywhere.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 15, 2007 4:53 pm #

You have not checked the "Jawas of Doom" comic.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 15, 2007 5:05 pm #

that took place during the battle of endor though so it doesn't make any sense that that happened before Dengar rescued him him.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 15, 2007 6:22 pm #

i always heard he escaped the sarlacc wice on two different occasions so mabe the date is off?

"I will bet all my Star Wars guys. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! Except Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never risk the Fett man."
―Peter Griffin
January 15, 2007 10:00 pm #

I haven't read Jawas of Doom but on wikipedia it says he was saved by the Jawas, then he got on the sandcrawler somehow met Han, battle ensued, after fighting Han  the sandcrawler fell into the sarlacc and then you get the Tales from Jabba's palace one which i have read, then Dengar rescues him.  I was confused on this issue for a bit as well.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
January 16, 2007 3:27 am #

I doubt a sandcrawler could fit in a sarlacc.

Reality doesn't care if you believe in it.
[url]http://www.townparkradio.com[/url] - Video Game Remix Music
January 27, 2007 5:10 am #
Sev Fett wrote:

I haven't read Jawas of Doom but on wikipedia it says he was saved by the Jawas, then he got on the sandcrawler somehow met Han, battle ensued, after fighting Han  the sandcrawler fell into the sarlacc and then you get the Tales from Jabba's palace one which i have read, then Dengar rescues him.  I was confused on this issue for a bit as well.

Never, EVER trust wikis!!

My name is Thorer,emporer demon slayer, beast of eternal darkness - Thorer to Kai, beast of dragons
January 27, 2007 6:56 am #
draco fett wrote:

He could have fallen in the Sarlacc again before the four year period.

Hahaha! Draco, you're amazing. I'm gonna have to check out this Jawas of Doom comic.

"A thousand years of space and time and I have never come across anyone wasn't important." -- Doctor Who
January 27, 2007 7:16 am #
Dexor Fett wrote:

Never, EVER trust wikis!!

Jawas of Doom is a canon source, however. That is correct, as far as memory serves me.

Also, thank you Gojan.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 27, 2007 10:19 am #

This is exactly why I don't consider his escape from the Sarlacc pit 100% canon. It may have happened, maybe it didn't.

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."
January 27, 2007 1:57 pm #
Sev Fett wrote:

I haven't read Jawas of Doom but on wikipedia it says he was saved by the Jawas, then he got on the sandcrawler somehow met Han, battle ensued, after fighting Han  the sandcrawler fell into the sarlacc and then you get the Tales from Jabba's palace one which i have read, then Dengar rescues him.  I was confused on this issue for a bit as well.

Well that doesn't make any sense either. In Tales from Jabba's palace it clearly tells the story of him being in the Sarlaac for the first time.

And I'm 99.99999 (repeating of course) % sure that Boba would never ever fall in the sarlaac pit twice.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
January 27, 2007 2:29 pm #

So someone is saying that Dengar saved Boba after the sandcrawler fell into the sarlaac pit?  I don't believe that would be accurate because from Dengars point of view it was just after Jabbas yacht had exploded, and he was there looking for valuables.  So we know that Dengar must have rescued him the first time.

Or, we could just say Boba died in the pit the first time he fell in...

As depressing as that is...

Everyone dies. I bow to no one and I give service only for cause.
January 27, 2007 2:52 pm #
draco fett wrote:
Dexor Fett wrote:

Never, EVER trust wikis!!

Jawas of Doom is a canon source, however. That is correct, as far as memory serves me.

Also, thank you Gojan.

Boba Fett's surviving from the sarlacc isn't exactly canon, so Jawas of Doom couldn't be canon.

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
January 27, 2007 3:23 pm #

the question is which was published first cuz whichever one was published first is pob'ly the true story.
Tales from Jabba's Palace was published in 1995, when was Jawas of Doom published?

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 27, 2007 3:51 pm #

I'm think that "Jawas of Doom" was published first, but that makes no difference. Take notice of the Jaster Mereel incident.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 27, 2007 4:32 pm #

didnt dengar die on the sail barge with bossk?

"mmmm, pistol whip." -Homer Simpson
January 27, 2007 4:35 pm #

Bossk nor Dengar died on the sail barge.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 28, 2007 7:57 am #

The only significant bounty hunter on the barge was Boba, and he was only there because he was paying him a king's ransom to be his personal bodyguard for a short while.

The reason I don't believe in the Jawa's of Doom theory, is a couple reasons. First off, I don't even think a sandcrawler could fit in the sarlaac let alone be digested by it. Also, how could the jawa's have gotten Boba out in the first place? It also doesn't fit in with anything else in any of the other books.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
January 28, 2007 3:58 pm #
Miba wrote:

How could he fall back in? That'd be sorta impossible unless he was having an incredibly stupid moment.

Fett doesn't have these. He's not like the rest of us poor mortal sods. ;)

***************************
[url]http://museunplugged.blogspot.com/[/url]
January 28, 2007 4:25 pm #
draco fett wrote:

I'm think that "Jawas of Doom" was published first, but that makes no difference. Take notice of the Jaster Mereel incident.

what Jater Mereel incident, you mean how he was betrayed and murdered by Montross? and also it does somewhat, besides the Jabba's palace story is the true one 1. it was approved by George Lucas himself 2. it doesn't tie in with the rest of the books and the comics and 3. how can a sandcrawler be digested by the Saarlac.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 28, 2007 10:40 pm #

The Jaster Mereel incident, you weren't around for. 

It was the debate over which backstory for Fett was canonical, the original Jaster Mereel background introduced briefly in one of the Tales, and the whole clone background.  It's long over, draco's point was that age does not determine canon anymore  (though a compromise was made between the original Jaster background and the clone one.)

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING."
-Captian Murphy
January 29, 2007 6:44 pm #

oh, OK I get it now so date doesn't matter got it. But George approved the Jabba's palace story himself.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 29, 2007 7:28 pm #

Well, technically Lucas has stated on many occasions that the only canon part of SW is the movies.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
January 29, 2007 9:54 pm #

I believe that there are certain levels of canon, G-canon, the movies and such, C-canon, most of the EU stuff, S-canon older EU stuff, and lastly non-canon.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]
January 30, 2007 12:13 pm (Edited January 30, 2007 12:28 pm) #

I have read the same thing here: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon . If that is where you recieved your information, do not be so trusting.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 30, 2007 2:53 pm #
Fetterthanyou wrote:

Well, technically Lucas has stated on many occasions that the only canon part of SW is the movies.

well, what about Lucas Books and stuff George has to read each of the books and make sure that they are "OK" and if he is willing for it to be part of the SW universe before they can be published.

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 30, 2007 3:22 pm #
fett3393 wrote:
Fetterthanyou wrote:

Well, technically Lucas has stated on many occasions that the only canon part of SW is the movies.

well, what about Lucas Books and stuff George has to read each of the books and make sure that they are "OK" and if he is willing for it to be part of the SW universe before they can be published.

Yes, but he must sign off on all Star Wars books for legal reasons as well as cononical(word?) ones. As long as a book fits in with the basic principles he has layed out, he will accept it. He is not deciding what is canon and what is non-canon. He is just making sure that the books don't mess with his universe or interfere with something he wants to be held sacred.

Ex. It was probably a big deal when they killed off Chewie... and therefore they porbably had to run it by him a few different ways before he signed off on it. On the other hand, killing minor characters doesn't really matter, even if it screws with the canon.

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!
January 30, 2007 3:28 pm #

it's kinda off topic but when did they kill off chewie?

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 30, 2007 7:28 pm #

I'm glad you asked...because in every Star Wars novel before the New Jedi Order, the main characters would always escape some nefarious scheme, superweapon, or Sith, without a scratch.  The main characters would come so close to death, and at the end of the book/trilogy, everything's fine, everyone's okay. 
The authors of NJO decided they wanted to set that era apart from the rest of the novels, so they decided the best way to do that was "shatter the bubble", by getting rid of a basically useless character...Chewie was just popular/recognized enough, and didn't contribute anything to the story other than being pretty much a big pet to the Solos.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING."
-Captian Murphy
January 30, 2007 9:01 pm #

Aw, I liked Chewie. Why didn't they kill Leia or Han, or even one of the kids? Not Chewie, no!

I think the novel was Vector Prime. I haven't read it, mainly because I'll cry when Chewie dies.

BFFC Moderator
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
January 31, 2007 12:23 am #

Because Chewie couldn't talk, ergo he couldn't contribute anything to the story...and they did kill one of the kids later on.  :P 

Yep, it's Vector Prime...the first one.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING."
-Captian Murphy
January 31, 2007 8:16 am #
cujo wrote:

didnt dengar die on the sail barge with bossk?

Dengar wash punished by jabba by being strapped right next to the sarlacc


before any of u ask, dengar was thinking of getting a bounty placed o jabba by another hutt




Boba killed bossk *i think* ................................

My name is Thorer,emporer demon slayer, beast of eternal darkness - Thorer to Kai, beast of dragons
January 31, 2007 12:05 pm #

Bossk is still alive.

Jabba had Dengar strapped Dengar in a canyon, called something like the the "the Wind's Tooth." The wind picks up small sediments, which, moving at that speed, will cut any unfortunate victim of their wrath. Dengar was rescued by the Tusken Raiders.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 31, 2007 12:10 pm #

Jabba told Boba make Dangar feel the teeth of Tatoinee.

January 31, 2007 12:14 pm #

Thank you, that was what I was thinking of.

take it easy baby take it as it comes
January 31, 2007 2:41 pm (Edited January 31, 2007 07:19 pm) #
BalanceSheet wrote:

Yep, it's Vector Prime...the first one.

I haven't all of the NJO novels just like 2, or 3 of them but that sucks Chewie was sweet

there are no star systems slave 1 can't reach, and there's no planet I can't find. There's nowhere in the galaxy for you to run. Might as well give up now. -Boba Fett
January 31, 2007 4:21 pm #
draco fett wrote:

Bossk is still alive.

Last I heard, he was aboard the Jubilee Wheel when the Vong destroyed it.

"If you don't want me to eat you.....SAY SOMETHING."
-Captian Murphy
January 31, 2007 4:51 pm #

I did not know that. The last I have heard, until now, is about when Solo punched him in the face.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Note: this topic has more than one page. Jump to the last page to see the most recent reply.

Add New Post

See the most recent post(s) above. Reply below with your thoughts on this topic.

Note: the last post in this topic was 17 years ago.

You must be logged in and have an moderator-verified account to add a board post.

Login

No BFFC account yet? Create a free account.

Join