Topic: Fett vs. Alucard

Strange topic, and I have no idea how many people have even seen the series Hellsing or read any of the comics...
So anyway, the Fett going up against Alucard; resident Vampire hunter, his main weapon a silver pistol crafted from a melted down cross pulled right out of a church.

I have never seen that, so i couldn't really say.

In the past we've always kept non-SW discussions in the Fans forum, so I'm going to go ahead and move this (it can always be moved again.)

I love Hellsing, awesome anime.  Can't wait for them to put together the new Hellsing anime series where Alucard and the Walter fight Millennium.
I would say that Alucard would win, seeing as  nothing seems to be able to kill him.  He's pretty much unstoppable, unless...I don't know, Boba got clever with some anti-vampire weaponry. 
Boba vs Walter would be an interesting fight, though whether Fett could handle the Angel of Death is beyond me.
How does the magna stack up against the anime?  I've never read it...

Sorry bout the wrong place post
Haven't read the manga yet, I should check that out, thank you local comic shop
It'd be a long run i think, you've got Fett greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy and Alucard...the guy has a scene where he loads his gun with his teeth. I can't ever remember but doesn't he have a limited number of bullets because they're made from the same cross? Dang it's been a while.
I can imagine something like this going on for hours, them both running out of ammunition and then trying to strangle each other with their bare hands

Well, Fett is only human.  Eventually he would die.
He would have to utilize anti-vampire weaponry instead of his usual stuff.  Blasters and rockets'd just poke holes in him.  And if Alucard released his Control Art Restrictions all the way...I doubt Fett could handle it.
Boba's only chance would be to get some holy water, mercury bullets, and a lot of stakes.
Probably a closer fight would be Boba and Paladin Anderson.

I have read about the anime, and if Alucard is anything like Van Helsing (from the newish movie, not from the Dracula book) or D, Fett would kill him.

Alucard=Dracula, THE original vampire,he is nothing like Van Helsing.
He can take any ordinance not designed to kill vampires, and can usually handle the stuff that is.
In the anime, he works for the Hellsing organization, a group that hunts down and destroys vampires across the globe.
When he releases his Control Art Restriction (he limits his power unless absolutely necessary) he is pretty much unstoppable, and would eat Fett alive unless he came up with a clever way to beat Dracula himself.

When I saw the title i thought you ment Alucard from Castlevania. Never heard o' this guy, though. My bad.

I have faith in my Fett.  What he lacks in immortaily he makes up for in cunning, will, and sheer daring.  My credits are on Fett.  My guess, Fett would locate him with sensors and fry him with the main guns, until he turned to dust. There's invincible, and then there's superior firepower. ;)

he scares im gonna get nightmares now

If Fett insisted on using the Slave I, Alucard would almost definetely release Control Art Restriction.  In which case Fett would not be able to accurately target him.
Control Art Restriction release puts any opponent at a huge disadvantage;  Alucard's opponent plays entirely by the vampire's terms as the world turns red and dark around them.  He becomes a metaphysical, shapeshifting black wolf covered in eyes (would have to see it) that devours any unworthy opponent.

Mandalrian v.s. vampire, who wins? (I will give you a hint; it begins with "M".)

I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH.  :)

Sorry, no matter how good Fett is, I doubt he can handle Dracula himself. 
A more balanced fight, I believe, would be between either of these two characters:

WALTER

Sort of the butler of the Hellsing Organization.  While he often complains of how much he has lost with age, he is utterly devastating against massed opponents, tearing them into pieces with razor wires, only a few molecules thick, that spread out from his gloves.

PALADIN ANDERSON:

The most powerful anti-vampire warrior within the Catholic Iscariot organization, and somewhat of Alucards rival throughout the anime and magna.  Can summon a seemingly unlimited amount of blessed bayonet-knives against an opponent, and can regenerate lost limbs over time.  Low-to-medium caliber bullets and projectiles just bounce off of him, and he can transport himself when losing a fight.

Boba CAN'T handle Alucard...but he might be able to beat one of these guys.

Perhaps Fett could not kill him, but if some old scientist (Abraham van Helsing) could take out Vlad Tepes, so could Fett. He could also kill Anderson and Walter with relitive ease. In our "fight to the death", should we use swords, or fists? :)

How would Fett kill Anderson,a guy who can regenerate, teleport, repel projectiles and summon an endless stream of bayonet-knives? 
And this iteriation of Dracula is a LITTLE bit more powerful than the one in the book or Van Helsing movie. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alucard_%28Hellsing%29
As for our fight, tradition states that the challenged, which is you, decide the manner of combat.  :)

Fett killed plenty of Tradoshans, and they can regenerate limbs. As for Wikipedia, once our argument began, I went there to see exactly how good he is. He is a bit better than I expected, but he is still no Fett. Anderson's bayonets could prabably not even peirce Mandalorian armor. You need something as hot as a reactor core on a ship just to melt it into armor. For our fight, fists (feet,ect.) seems more honorable :) .

Slightly off topic...but where do you see this Hellsing show?  Did you have to buy it on DVD, or does Adult Swim show it?  (The animation reminds me of Vampire Hunter D for some reason, probably just because there's a picture of a vampire.)

I don't know if Fett could take a vampire.  They're kinda super-fast and super-strong, so I think he'd be out of luck, unless he had a lot of time to plan his attack in advance.  Or if he used a crossbow and a squirtgun filled with holy water.

Squirtgun?  LOL, that would be funny.
Sorry, I really don't know where you could find a DVD of it...I'm not a huge anime buff, I just copied it off a friend's computer.  And I don't get Adult Swim...so I wouldn't know.  I googled it just now, and there's places that sell it online...hope you find it somewhere, it's good stuff.  :)

Boba would definetely need anti-vampire weapons to do him any damage, and a lot of time to prepare.  The only way Anderson can combat Alucard is by covering the walls wherever they fight with blessed writs (or pages of the Bible, I'm not sure), that cancel out Alucard's black magic, so Fett would definetely need those...I wonder if it's possible to bless a blaster to fire holy bolts? 
As for Fett's armor, draco...how did he get it all dented then?  I warn you, Anderson sliced a subway car in HALF with his bayonets...and Fett doesn't have armor around his neck. 
Another thing about Walter I forgot to mention...he can dodge any projectile, no matter how many and how fast.  All he would have to do is get his wires around the cracks in Boba's armor...and he would fall apart into pieces.
(I bow and enter a fighting stance).  :)

Boba Fett. Why? Boba always wins

First off, it is not on Adult Swim. Second, if Fett HAD to, he could kidnap Hellsing (I do not remeber her first name), and tell Alucard to give up the fight. Fett could probably blind the vampire with his morality. As for Walter and Anderson, Fett could simply use a lightsaber, which would cut through the wires, and bayonets.

Once I enter the ring and bow, we both float tinto the sky like in those cheesey ninja movies (i.e. "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon") and fall from lack of consiousness :) .

I admit, kidnapping Integra Hellsing would be a bold plan, and probably would force Alucard to concede.  But that's kind of going outside of what would happen if they actually fought. 
As for the lightsaber... granted it would probably cut through the wires and bayonets.  Fett's helmet sensors would probably detect Walters near-invisible wires, and if he's fast enough (which he is), he would cut them all down before they reached him.  Hitting Walter with any weapons, though, would be difficult.
As for Anderson, there's the simple fact that he can summon an INFINITE amount of these blades, and keep them coming.  No matter how skilled Fett could become with a lightsaber, there is no way he could deflect them all without  the Force.

We wake up hours later, and take a short break for peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches. :)

When fighting the Paladin, Fett could cause a distraction (bomb, flame-thrower, ect.), and send a blaster bolt into his head. He an cannot regenerate that. Also, Fett easily bested Deadpool, a mutant who once regenerated his entire body from his hand. I just wanted to add one of Deadpool's quotes (he is completely insane, but one of, if not the, best mercenaries in the Marvel continuity) "No my dear friend Ratbag, he is good. You can tell because he has a mop."

I pretend to be allergic the penutbutter, and go into the feetle position, and while you are in shock, I kick you in the gut :) .

Anderson survived a .454 explosive round to the forehead.  He can handle a blaster bolt. 
How did Fett battle Deadpool?  Not the same universe...

I am angry that you would decieve me like that, so I pull out my beatin' stick and aim for the head.  :)

He Wizard magazine cross-over (you can read about it on this site, I think). I did not know Anderson could do that, but it is obvious that Fett can best and knock out imortals. Deadpool did not have an infinent amount of blades, but he has anywhere from twenty to thirty-five blades on him at all times.

I pull out a mint-condition green-back Fett figure, and put in front of my head, knowing niether of us can harm a Fett. We then agree that there shall be no more cheating (deception, weapons, manipulation) :) .

Well, those kind of matchups are usually biased anyway...I remember the Vader vs. Maul Tales comic...tried to keep it within continuity which kinda made it impossible for Maul to win. 
How did Fett take down Deadpool anyway?  Out of curiosity...killing immortals is not an easy thing.

My stomach still hurts, and I hate Star Wars toys because they don't have enough P.O.A.'s, but I concede and put away my stick. I try to punch you but you keep putting the darn toy in my way!  :)

Fett did not kill him, he just knocked him him out.

I put the figure away, but we keep blocking each other's attacks. It appears that we are too evenly matched :) .

Well, how did Fett knock Deadpool out? 
Getting a bit off topic...so...
Alucard would shoot Boba Fett and/or release control art restriction and eat him.
Walter would get his wires around his neck and decapitate him. UNLESS Fett had a lightsaber, in which case Fett might be able to chop through the wires, if he's good enough to stop ten of them before they reach him.
Anderson would bury him in a storm of bayonets.

We fight for two straight hours, and take a time out for Super Smash Bros Melee, where I beat you up as Pichu.  :)

He knocked him out with a stream of blasters to the head. For all three of those characters, Fett would run up to them and beat them up (at close range, they could not hit Fett with those attackes).

We then play Mortal Kombat: Trilogy, in which I kill you as Reptile. When we are about to start the next round, I say that I need to use the lavitory. I actually snak off, grab a hammer, and aim for your head :) .

I did not know role playing was so fun.

I think Boba would win. He could just flame the dude.

It takes more than a flamethrower to kill a vampire.  :)
As for close combat...I suppose Walter would not be able to effectively use his wires, but he is still a VERY fast old guy.  Can dodge bullets, y'know.
Are you sure it's safe to fight up-close with a guy who can cut a subway car in half?  (Anderson)
Alucard...hmmm....well, maybe if Boba threw some garlic in his face.  I don't know if that works on him.   If Boba moves fast enough, he might be able to advoid getting blown in half by Alucards Jackal.   But if Alucard goes all the way to C.A.R. level one...Boba will have a lot of trouble trying to punch a giant dog covered in eyeballs...(I'll try to find a picture of it, it's quite interesting.)

I am outraged that you would once again violate the terms of our battle with a giant hammer, so I respond in kind by summoning a horde of flying monkeys.  Can you hit them all before you're torn to pieces?  :)

Actually, a flame-thrower would kill a vampire (I cannot belive that I did not think of this). With sufficient heat, it would boil his heart, which is a way to kill vampire. Fett is pretty fast, so he could easily dodge the attacks. Perhaps not Walter's, but he (Walter) may be fast, but he is not strong enough to break the armor.

I quickly abanden the hammer, and throw my fisrt rabbit at your monkeys, which obliterates them (seriously). In the commotion, I grab my hammer, get behind you, and aim for head :) .

Alucard has lost his head, and dissolved into a puddle of goo, only to rematerialize in a swarm of bats.  He can handle the flamer, though I doubt a freak could (humans implanted with a chip to become vampires). 
Don't forget about Anderson...actually, a flamer would be pretty effective against him.  He would have to teleport away once his skin started boiling. 
Walter could disable the flamer from a distance.  Even if his wires couldn't cut through the armor, they could easily rake along the surface of his gaunlet, detonating any externally mounted rockets and severing the flamer so that he could not ignite it.

I sense your attack through the Matrix, and lean backwards Neo-style to dodge.  I then pull a punch to your face; you go flying backwards and the audience cheers.  :)

When Alucard melted, did his heart actually boil? As for Walter, if Fett got up close to him, he could (I am only using this slang term for the sake of irony) ice him with the flame-thrower.

I then to Force-choke you, I am not Force-sensitive. I now play Alice Cooper music, which freaks you out. Then, slam my old Betamax (I do actually have one) on your head, which knocks you out :) .

Well, is heart-boiling a commonly considered method of killing a vampire?  I have never heard of it. 
I'm sorry, I'm not up to date with what's hip and all, but what does it mean to "ice" somebody?  Seriously...I don't know.    :(

I regain consciousness, yet I do not remember who I am or what we're fighting about.  I think my name is Scooter. 
But lo and behold, I now posses the sacred blade of Anduril, Flame of the West, which has materialized out of thin air into my hands.  I begin swinging it in your general direction.

I read about on a HUGE vampire site, with TONS of information.To ice someone means to kill them (get it?). I do not use slang, other than to make a point of something, or somthing.

I have never heard of Anduril, but then, the same way you got your sword, I got Excaliber. We then have an intense sword-fight, but niether of us can defeat each other :) .

Well in that case, how would Fett "ice" Walter if Walter had taken the time to rake his wires along the surface of his gaunlet, severing the flamethrower lead and detonating his externally-mounted rockets?
And how would Fett use the flamethrower on Alucard, if he releases to Control Art Restriction level one?  It would be difficult to burn down a massive wolf covered in eyeballs.  (Still gotta find a picture to show ya.)

*gasp* never heard of Anduril, that's Aragorns sword from LOTR.
Our duel lasts for days, the very heavens are shaken by the clanging of our blades.  You shatter my sword, and I use the remains to chop the ONE RING from your finger.  Naturally, you must now explode.

Fett could kill Walter by simply (with his hands behind his back) run up to Walter before he could attack, and, as the Human Torch II say, flame on! The same thing would work on Alucard.

But then you realize that it was a fake ring. I then pull out the sword formerly in the stone, and a light-saber, and use sanontaru Oni Giri (demon cult) on you. You have almost no chance of survival :) .

KIlling Walter that way would entirely depend on the amount of suprise Fett has on him.  But in a duel with the opponents standing a respectable distance apart, there is no way in hell Fett can run faster than Walters wires.  Walter can decimate entire armies with his weapon, his wires can move faster than bullets. (at least in one scene).  If Fett got the jump on him (hardly a fair situation), Walter would be toast.  But in a fair fight, Walter would chop him to pieces.
As for Alucard, his metaphysical, shapeshifting level one form could easily advoid the flames...and finding his heart in that form would be difficult indeed. 

Indeed, all seems lost.  That is, until I pull out my greatest weapon:  the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 
I pull the pin, count to...three...and throw it in your general direction.

Fett could use his light-saber on the wire, the run up to him, and then use then use the flame-thrower. And I ment that he could boil the heart before he relesed Control Art Restrition.

Before the bomb hits me, I throw my Betamax at it, which makes it detanates in the air. I then throw my rabbit (which is eviler then the head-eating rabbit) at you :) .

Fett can't get all eight wires before they reach him.  They will approach at different angles, and very, very fast. Even if he did cut some of them, the others will be able to clasp around any parts of his body uncovered by armor; ie, his legs and around his neck. 
Well...I concede that Alucard does take some time to enter C.A.R level one (he has to say it out loud for it to be approved by his master), but how long do you think it would take for Alucard to blow Fetts head off with his .454, or his Jackal, when Fett tries to rush him like that?

The rabbit collides in midair with a Pokeball I have thrown, which burst open to reveal...Pikachu!  Who promptly begins laying some electric smack-down on your little bunny.

Fett could dodge, slice, and blast the wires, then burn the butler. Fett could easily vaporize the bullets with the light saber, and then boil him.

My rabbit then calls upon the absolute evil in her, and deafeats the Riachu wanna'be.
She then gets boared and runs away. I then fall, and "break my finger" (I can bend my left middle finger backwards to touch my wrist. I shall try to post a picture of it somtime.), which freaks you out. I then ''falcon punch'' at your head.

Fett is not a Jedi, and he cannot use a lightsaber like one.  There is no way he can deflect the bullets with it.  Even if he did manage to get lucky and hit one, the kinetic energy, plus the round exploding, would knock him off balance, leaving him vunerable to more shots.  And should Fett prove particullarly adept at deflecting shots, something entirely out of character for a non-force user, all Alucard needs to do is pull out both of his guns.  Can't stop two bullets from hitting you...unless you're a Jedi Master, which Fett is definetely not.
Can Fett stop eight wires from hitting him at the same time, from different directions? For the millionth time, Walter is very, very fast for an old guy.  It would once again require a Jedi's ability to be able to pull that off.

Gawww...freaky fingers...totally caught me off guard...I take the punch like a man. 
Afer spitting out a few broken teeth, I summon an army of killer trees that swiftly come to my aid.  They surround you and move in for the kill...

I think Fett could block the bullets, and slice some of the wires (the others he would have to dodge and blast). Fett did, after all, survive a confrontation with Darth Vader with a light-saber, and he has to be pretty good with one to kill Jedi. By the way it was only the nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred ninety-nineth time.

I then summon an army of Shinigami to combat your trees.

How can you hit two bullets with a lightsaber that are coming at you at the same time, without the Force?
When did Fett kill a Jedi?  Ive only seen him with a lightsaber in a Tales comic.

The battle rages, wood flies everywhere. Desperate, I light the trees aflame so they deal more damage.

He could dodge some bullets, and slice the others, then chop the guns, and boil the heart. He had Jedi heads on the walls of the Slave I in the 100% Fett issue.

Since the Shinigami are technicly dead, you cannot kill them, and since they are baisicly Grim Reapers, they can kill your magick trees with a single attack, they (the trees) are dead. They then get boered and go back to the Netherworld. Your move.

Tales comics are not canon.  :(
And this is not the Matrix.  He aint gonna dodge a bullet from a gun this big:

Hmm.... I comtemplate a new strategy...ah, yes...I pull out my "PLAY BETTER!" stick (I'm in band, it's a fun little toy...) and begin swining it around my head, and move in for the kill...

Fett was still able to survive a fight with Darth Vader with a light-saber. He could simply blast Alucard's guns before he has a chance to fire them.

I then pull out my three swords, and use Streming Wolf Swords.

Alrighty then...in the time that it takes Fett to reach Alucard, he would have released Control Art Restriction.

...Aaaand he's doggy food.

I pull out a second, then a third "PLAY BETTER!" stick.  We bow again, and begin a long duel of the blades.

To add to this insanity, man didn't think it would turn out this well...ways to kill a vampire:
1.Cut off limbs and stuff mouth with garlic 2.cut off head and legs stuff again with garlic and weld toes together 3. stake through heart 4. holy water 5. sunlight[only works on fairly weak vampires, stronger ones can walk around with just loss of their power] 6. burning and the list goes on depending on what part of the world you're in