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destroying the entire Sudan, and Boba merely replied "oops, my bad."
Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.
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August 22, 2010 8:55 am #
He expected there to be some reaction, but since the Sudan didn't look a whole lot different after a nuclear detonation, he decided to visit his age old nemisis ____ ...
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
August 23, 2010 2:37 pm #
who was anxiously awaiting Fett's arrival to make use of the five-fingered palm exploding heart technique.
"Kom'rk tsad droten troch nyn ures adenn, Dha Werda Verda a'den tratu."
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August 23, 2010 5:05 pm (Edited August 23, 2010 05:05 pm) #
So he broke all of her fingers and toes.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
August 29, 2010 7:14 pm #
then contradicted his very race by igniting a lightsaber, so then...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
how's that a contradiction to the mandalorian race? boba has sported a lightsaber before to combat vader.
August 31, 2010 5:07 pm #
Fett_II wrote:
how's that a contradiction to the mandalorian race? boba has sported a lightsaber before to combat vader.
response: really? i didn't know that.
post: so then boba passed the lightsaber to a selkath jedi to which a mysterious narrator said" omg a selkath jedi! i'm going insane, stop me before i invent something like a trandoshan sith lord!"
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
August 31, 2010 6:04 pm #
And the finger and toeless girl on the floor screamed, "KILL MEEEEEE!!!!"
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
September 8, 2010 6:51 pm #
simply by saying " do you feel lucky? well do you punk?" so then...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
Boba pushed Clint off of a mountain that had suddenly sprouted during the narration.
"This is my face."
-Boba Fett
-Boba Fett
September 9, 2010 7:52 pm #
Because Ice Climbers had gotten the Final Smash Ball before everyone else did.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
September 25, 2010 6:43 pm #
goes the dynamite.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
Melting the ice climbers' faces.
"This is my face."
-Boba Fett
-Boba Fett
September 30, 2010 8:11 pm #
And there was much rejoicing.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
Except for Clint Eastwood.
"This is my face."
-Boba Fett
-Boba Fett
October 7, 2010 7:35 am #
and Ice Climbers.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
But much rejoicing from the pweanut gallery until...
"This is my face."
-Boba Fett
-Boba Fett
a teleporting wampa appeared wearing a tutu and...
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It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...
November 17, 2010 11:22 am #
and so Boba observed that teleporting wampas in tutus were interesting and searched the galaxy for like minded individuals who also found this to be relevant in these dark times.
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
November 27, 2010 6:45 am #
until he was killed by one! Dunh Dunh DUNH!!! so then...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
November 27, 2010 9:19 pm #
But Boba used his fairy in a bottle and got back up like a boss
"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."
November 28, 2010 9:09 am #
but the fairy turned rouge and yelled " FREEDOM!!" as it killed boba.
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
March 29, 2011 8:29 pm (Edited March 29, 2011 08:29 pm) #
"For great Cheesiness!"
Then proceeded to...
[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
March 30, 2011 2:44 pm (Edited March 30, 2011 03:20 pm) #
pwn some noobs on black ops
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
April 8, 2011 2:33 pm (Edited April 8, 2011 05:52 pm) #
and then Nappa pops in and says " BOBA! what does the comlink say about your awesome level?!"
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
April 9, 2011 8:12 am #
Boba replied, "I saved 15% by switching to GEICO"
"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
April 9, 2011 10:22 am #
and then the flo kills him for using geico instead of progressive
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
Jodo Kast then quickly puts Boba's armor on and snaps Flo's neck when she turned around to try and sell more insurance with her slapstick-comedy commercials
April 17, 2011 9:51 am #
boba suddenly realises his best armours missing annd grabs his ee3 blaster to confront jodo kast.
crocodiles cry when they eat they're prey
April 20, 2011 5:49 pm #
then kills him for being a no-good copy cat, and then saying...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
April 21, 2011 3:34 am #
thats what you get for stealing from the b man
crocodiles cry when they eat they're prey
April 22, 2011 8:03 am #
afterwards he headed back to his quarters to be confronted by....................
crocodiles cry when they eat they're prey
April 22, 2011 3:44 pm #
kaboom he set off a thermal detonator and quickly sneaked off to slave 1
crocodiles cry when they eat they're prey
April 22, 2011 9:08 pm #
only to realize that he grabbed the " because i'm holding a THERMAL DETONATOR!" toy prop thermal detonator instead of the real one right next to it on his belt...
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
April 23, 2011 4:13 am (Edited April 23, 2011 04:16 am) #
BUT george lucas thought it was real and hid behind a chair so boba fett ran to slave 1 and flew off to tattooine hoping to find a bounty hunter job that pays well
crocodiles cry when they eat they're prey
April 23, 2011 6:37 am #
but realizing he already has an obscene amount of credits, he said forget this went to spend some quality time with....
oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!
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