Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

then boba remembered why he was there in the first place, upon realizing this, he...

He did something awesome

which involved a unicycle, a rhinoceros, and a pink umbrella.

now that that was out of the way, he said " where the frak are my pants, and more importantly, the cheese puffs?!!?"

I...um..errrr

So Boba set of on his journy of the land of 'Iumerrrr,' the fabled lost city of the ancients.

Then

upon arriving on iummerr, he...

opened his favorite bag of mold flavored cheese puffs

and then watched each little piece of moldy cheese puff come to life and...

showed him to the pants he's been missing for like 3 pages  :|

but he was still missing the cheese puffs, as he was thinking about this...

but not hes special cheese buffs  :P

So Boba therefore contemplated the punishment ppl should recieve who post one-word posts that don't advance the story in the least..... 

He concluded that...

He didn't like knock off brand cheese puffs

so he realized the only option was to...

(I can't believe this is still going haha)

buy from the local KMart.

(It shall NEVER DIE!  BWAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!)

But unfortunately his local Kmart had been over-run by annoying-customer-eating giant racoons.

Of course, Boba's only option to this scene was to...

Make some good ol' fashion jerky

Which He found at the local Piggly Wiggly along with come real Golden Flake Cheese Puffs and his quest was complete for the moment untill he when to check out...

babes

What?

Baby ruths proved to be more nourishing than the cheese puffs, so

he used the funk to materialize some cheese puffs, thereby ending this subplot that has been going for something like 3 pages, until...

"You are so cute when you're mad!" a voice spoke from behind...

So he turned around and saw that the girlish voice came from none other then Vin Disel.

(Man, I did not see that one coming)

after blasting vin diesel's brains out, boba decided to blow up the Piggly Wiggly and search for his pants/cheesepuffs/whatever he's missing elsewhere.

He met The Rock, who bought him some silly puddy and a pack of Mike's Hard Lemonaid.

and then Fantastic Four's The Thing joined the party, and then he...

died

as he tripped into a

nest of Rock biters because clearly the spike in frequent cameos means Boba has stumbled into Fantasia; Boba wishes for...

His pants that magically get on him cause of

The Orin that was given to him by...

anakin solo

who turned out to be a transformer so Boba...

asked for some ID

the transformer pulled out his cybertron citizen card which read "Jazz." so boba

asked "didn't you get broke in half in that movie?"

to which Jazz replied, "I'm sorry I couldn't hear that over the sound of you Screaming. Like. A. Bitch."

Boba backed off, jazz turned into a cybertronian flying car and toke Boba to Cybertron.

Jazz dropped Boba out of the sky and boba crashed into a building :P

But because he had his jet back missile, Boba recovered and shot jazz out of the sky

Jazz then got ripped apart by a Klingon and Boba went to Seven Eleven to get beef jerky and cheese puffs but...

upon eating too many stanging cheese puffs, Boba had a cardiac arrest and had to be rushed to the space hospital

he past by a torn in half jazz (sorry I just had to) and was treated by Dr.Dorian from Scrubs, who told him about another problem Colon Cancer so Boba...

Made Dr. Cox cry

By switching (excuses me for this) asses with Dr.Cox and Jazz
(Half and Half)

Then Boba checked out of the hospital because docters are for sissys

And then all of a sudden, "BEEEEEEEES!"