Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

but was resurrected by boba cuz they're homies, and then...

they watch tv and ate some cheese puffs

but then boba got a message on his comlink about a bounty on cad bane for 90 bjillion credits...

Then I posted a message about Boba Fett faking killing cad bane and taking the money to buy cheese puffs

but as he was buying the 90 bjillion credits worth of cheese puffs, a local swoop gang ran him down and killed him with their swoop bikes

Then Boba respawned at the nearest command post

but unfortunately he didn't have enough points to spawn as a hero ( himself, on this level), so he chose clone sniper, and proceeded to...

Pick off the bad guys from a roof

he got 6 headshots so he was awarded the upgraded rifle you get for doing that ( forget waht it's called ), finally he had enough points to play as himself so he respawned as boba fett and then... ( don't say 'eat some cheese puffs' )

Went and got his money back from the thugs and proceeded to Winn Dixie...to capture the command post in the cheese puff isle

but then an imperial heavy trooper shot a rocket at him so he died...

because Karson is always about cheese puffs so much, it's cheese puffs all the way. It's really all he eats. All the time. His life for a cheese puff. He would marry a giant one if he could.

As mentioned, an indeed Giant Cheese Puff slowly makes its way towards the scene, and...

spreads it's cheesy goodness to all, and then blows up. causing...

a tremendous echo of cheese puff goodness far enough to reach...

Mandalore, the Mandalorians ( hearing the explosion, and then getting pelted by cheese puffs) mistook this for an attack on the republics part, so they declared war on them, and thus is how the Mandalorian Wars TRULY started...

but boba pwned all of them, he was saddened to kill his brethren, but the republic paid him VERY well, so then...

He went and got some cheese puffs

but then revan came and...

ate all of his chesse puffs

so boba started the second mandalorian war against the republic

and boba on their side, he totally pwned the republic until...

until the exile blew up another planet

which didn't really happen at all since boba dreamt the whole thing, what really happend was...

he had gone to sleep playing KotOR 2 while eating cheese puffs

then Leon Kennedy came in with his new RPG which he had been saving up for since the beginning of the game, and finally it got from the strange merchant and killed boba...

but by the power of the cheese puffs, boba was resurrected and killed leon kennedy.

Then Ada Wong came in and killed boba with HER skillz...

And again the Cheese Puffs brought Boba back only in zombie mode!

so he was pwned even more easily by Jill Valentine...

but since when could a woman kill from the kitchen?

and this time, Adeptus Astartes used his necromancy powers to bring boba back ten times stronger than before.

so then albert wesker in huge mutated monster form, along with all the S.T.A.R.S, nemesis, the strange merchant, Alice, Chris Redfield on steroids, and Sheva Alomar all ganged up on and KILLED PWNED DEEP SIXED DEATH BLAT BLAT DA BOBA DUDE!!!!!!!

but since this is the never-ending BOBA FETT story game, Boba rose from the dead and killed them all.

And got some cheese Puffs so he could watch some TV and chill

but unfortunately the cheese puffs were poisoned so boba died...again...

and again he was brought back to life by me...and I killed Chosen One for killing Bobalike 40 TIMES

so boba celebrates his imperviousness by...

summoning forth all the...

cheese puffs in the entire universe, but was surprised when he only got 1 cheese puff, so he set forth on a quest to see who was responsible for these transgressions, only to find...

his pants had been stolen

by the worshipers of all things cotten.  Tracking the perverted pant-snatchers to their base on the planet Fruit of the Loomia, Boba was shocked to learn that...

the emperor was behind it all, so boba confronted him, interrupting his...

breakfast

so the emperor cried " GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST CONTRADICTION OF YOUR LIFE!" and put on his...

Darth Vader voice changer

and his...

leopard-print thong

then boba

pressed the button on his wrist and a disco ball dropped down and he started dancing and singing " WE GOT THE FUNK! YOU GOTTA GOTTA GET THE FUNK!" along with the emperor...

but then the emperor realized the stupidity of what they were doing and whacked Boba behind the head with his...

Lamp