Topic: alternate ep.3 Dooku vs. Kenobi + Skywalker

Dooku: i sense...great... FEAR in you...Skywalker

Anakin: well if i'm scared you must crapping yourself right now

Dooku: what?

Anakin: think about it. The force itself knocked up my mom, producing ME. I'm the chosen one. You're just a loose end from episode 2 that was never tied up. Just how do you expect to beat me again?

* loud drawn out wet-fart noise*

Dooku: yesss...well...um...i think i need to go to the little sith lord's room...

*walks away,comes back shortly*

Dooku: HA! i have returned with... A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTS! NOW PREPARE TO-

*Anakin slices his arms off*

Dooku: OMYGOD U SLICED MY ARMS OFF!

*Anakin is poised to decapitate him*

Obi-Wan: NO Anakin! it's not the Jedi way!

Anakin: Screw the Jedi way!

*slice*

Palpatine: u did the right thing anakin, he was too dangerous to be kept alive.

Anakin: meh, i just got tired of the built up suspense as a result of his earlier escape in epsode 2.

Palpatine: u have taken your first step to the dark side- i mean, um, you did well, yes, that's what i meant to say, you did well Anakin, very, very well.

*uncomfortable silence*

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erm...no comments? anyone?

It's pretty fresh. Give people time to read it well, sink it in, think it out. They might give you their deep thoughts about it soon.
;)

Gee, thanks Terra!