Topic: How would you pimp a $500 car?

I have a running joke with a friend of mine of how we'd badly pimp a car worth $500. Funnily enough I found a car for sale online for $450.

Here are some of our ideas. Please feel free to add to it:

My friend's ideas:

- It needs to be spray painted gold. The streakier the finish, the better. Maybe nail polish?
- The bonnet needs to be replaced with a LCD screen of equal size. Who needs a motor when you can have a DVD player?
- Those head lights look a bit shabby. We should replace them strobe lights. The cool kids at King Street McDonalds will think we're cool, too.
- Obviously it needs to be lowered.
- We'll also need to source rims that are so awesome, we'll feel compelled to attach the spare tyre (with rim) to the roof as a display of our awesomeness.
- Anything that moves will need a spinner attached.
- The horn should be replaced with an iPhone that plays Snoop Dogg at the press of a button.
- ProSound will hook us up with some phat bass coz they're our mate, mates.
- Entry to the car will require a six bling minimum. Anyone attempting to enter the car with less bling will be effed up by our cousin, Steve-o, who has recently been released from prison. He's an innocent "concreter". The cops are out to get him. He's got the best rates around. (So, we'll need to source a "Steve-o" as well. ProSound can probably help us out)

My additional ideas:
- Flames up the side, because we all know that makes the car go faster and look fully sick
- Pink shag pile carpet as it'll just look so awesome with the paint job
- A stereo that costs at least 8 times more than what the car is worth, even with all these totally awesome additions
- Chrome door handles inside and out, it doesn't matter if they burn the skin off your hands in summer, coolness has no bounds
- Low profile tyres that are practically non-existent as we can't take away from the choice mags with spinners
- Extra gages on the dash, we don't need to know what they mean, they just need to glow in the dark
- We must have the biggest rear spoiler ever made and it needs to be carbon fibre, wouldn't want to weigh the car down with any excess weight
- A chrome exhaust that is so big you could fit a rock melon up it if you so wished - maybe it should shoot flames too, that'd be rad

-All inside lights need to be replaced with blacklights. Likewise, everything inside needs to glow crazy colours when hit with the blacklights as well.
-Solid gold fuzzy dice. Because normal fuzzy dice aren't pimp enough, yo.

hydraulics. everything needs hydraulics.

Hmm do you think we should tint the windows fluro yellow or highlighter green?

yellow

Besides the essentials such a brake and transmission overhaul, the $500 car should painted the same color as the Slave I, be given 4-wheel drive, and a little "bounce". LOL

Well, I would probably go crazy with a $500 car. That is if I had the money to do anything with it.

If I had the money I would turn it into a geek machine. I would love to put all my favorite things into that car.

But if I had a little money I would have it repainted, Blue or White or Black. And if I had money left I would have the interior redone, something neutral like a eggshell color.