Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

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May 12, 2009 9:37 pm #

This didn't make Boba Fett happy, So he Shot Deadpool a couple times in the head, lit Deadpool on fire, and then stole his cheesy poofs.

Carry on my wayward son!
May 30, 2009 5:28 am #

The the cheese puffs went to invade the sun

May 31, 2009 7:17 pm #

but then the Sundalorians fought back

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May 31, 2009 8:31 pm #

but the sundalorians were alergic to cheese, so they gave up and the sun was taken over by cheese puffs.

Carry on my wayward son!
May 31, 2009 8:51 pm #

And then the cheese puffs built a super-gigantic-largely-hugeoh-big-not-small space station called it the Big-Idiotic-Gun-Charter-Huge-Expert-Express-Superior-Extra-People-User-Freakin'-Fast-
On-Fat-Designed-On-One-Motor

or simply The B.I.G.C.H.E.E.S.E.P.U.F.F.O.F.D.O.O.M.

June 8, 2009 9:17 am #

Then they used the Big-Idiotic-Gun-Charter-Huge-Expert-Express-Superior-Extra-People-User-Freakin'-Fast-
On-Fat-Designed-On-One-Motor (AKA  The B.I.G.C.H.E.E.S.E.P.U.F.F.O.F.D.O.O.M.) to blow up the earth.  And only Chuck Norris and Mr. T survive.

Dont blame me, I wuz born this awesome.....
June 8, 2009 7:16 pm #

However due to a technicality it was called the B.I.G.C.H.E.E.S.E.P.U.F.F.F.D.O.M. because words such as of, on for, the, with, in, and and are not used in acronyms. The incorect acronym angered the Acronym Armed Forces and they struck out at the weapon and blew it up with their shortened names

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
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June 13, 2009 11:21 pm #

Then Mr.T and Chuck Norris joined forces and went to Burger King

Dont blame me, I wuz born this awesome.....
June 14, 2009 11:35 am #

And ordered Big Macs. And got them. Then Boba Fett walked in and once again became a plot device, instead of just the character this was named for.

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June 15, 2009 8:32 am #

Then Mr.T and Chuck Norris became sick after eating the Big Macs, but instead of suing the fast-food place, they...

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June 15, 2009 8:50 am (Edited June 15, 2009 08:50 am) #

just decided to get dirt on all the major executives, and black mail them all resulting in a dangerous...

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June 15, 2009 11:22 am #

macarena.

June 15, 2009 3:22 pm (Edited June 15, 2009 03:23 pm) #

Loud and proud, they were, as Boba was trying to figure out what he heck he was doing in this story. But he found the solution, he just had to...

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June 19, 2009 7:10 am #

Press the galactic reset button. He then went on the internet so he could figure out how much experience each action would give him, and how badly it would effect his morality meter.

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June 19, 2009 9:32 pm #

but then his computer exploded to his face. And then everything else around him did the same and he was lost in the void. Then he realized...

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June 22, 2009 8:11 pm #

He forgot to pay his electric bills, so his electric company attacked with force by hiring...

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
June 23, 2009 9:00 am #

Rambo! but he was busy, so they sent Dr Emmett Brown instead. But Dr Emmett couldn't find the right time nor right place so he ended up in China, in the middle of the ...

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June 23, 2009 1:03 pm #

mongolian invasion. somehow, boba was in the time-traveling DeLorean as well, and the two set of on a wacky adventure to escape china with their lives and without messing up history.

June 23, 2009 1:19 pm #

but Boba had dropped his helmet! They had to go back!

Meanwhile Boba needed something to protect his head and face, so he explored the junk all over in the car. Then, reluctant and disappointed, he decided to use...

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June 23, 2009 7:30 pm #

A Time magazine with Obama's face on the front.
As Boba returned to the present time, every single American started jumping on his DeLorean and said, "OBAMA IN A BOBA FETT COSTUME!!!!"
One whom was Tom Cruise. Although Tom was disappointed that it wasnt really Obama, he introduced himself to Boba and hired him to kill an evil alien emporer he read in a scientology book.
Boba accepted Tom's offer....................but first...........he had to go BACK to the past to retrieve his helmet!!!
Tom Cruise came along for the ride.
They jumped back in time when..............

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June 24, 2009 9:38 am #

The Ghostbusters crossed proton streams.

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June 24, 2009 11:19 am #

and "accidentally" caught Tom Cruise in their trap box.

June 24, 2009 4:21 pm #

While there, Tom dedided to make the box a better place to live in. He started this by...

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
June 24, 2009 5:53 pm #

posting rules about what people can or can not eat. He was really proud of what he had done, but then Boba simply...

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June 24, 2009 8:00 pm #

destroyed the trap box, claiming Tom Cruise with it. the world was at balance again.

June 24, 2009 8:52 pm #

But Boba still didn't have his helmet! And Doc Brown now was nowhere to be found. So he...

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June 25, 2009 1:43 am #

Went and got his helmet. Problem solved.

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June 25, 2009 6:41 pm #

How did he do that? No one knew, he just did. Then he dumped the DeLorean somewhere and rather decided to ...

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June 25, 2009 7:33 pm #

Take up Tom Cruise's assignment and kill the evil ambassador of planet Candyland. So Boba Fett raced into Slave 1, and plotted a course for the Candyland sector. He flipped the switch and was suddenly in hyperspace headed for his destination. Boba decided to take this time to fix the cotton candy machine on the inside of his helmet. After that, he clipped his toenails. (Bounty Hunters need to practice good hygene too!)
then, hyperdrive was over and he found himself........

TW

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June 27, 2009 3:14 pm #

in the terrifying monsters that are totally harmless sector, so hit switched on his hyperdrive after making some corrections, but Tim the Tool Man Taylor showed up and brought his whole 'Tool Time' show. Al was sucked into Slave 1's engines and caused the ship to reach ludicrous speed.

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July 1, 2009 4:25 pm #

And some where Tom Brady trows a touch down pass to Randy Moss

July 2, 2009 10:15 am #

but randy moss explodes because tom brady threw a bomb instead of a football.

July 2, 2009 6:57 pm #

...and 98.3% of NFL fandom cheered

"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
July 7, 2009 1:11 pm #

And the pats started to lose every game

July 7, 2009 4:15 pm #

Which was odd because no one knew what had happened to cause an entire NFL team to be made up of men named Patrick.. Then Boba Fett became a plot element again.

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July 8, 2009 6:29 am #

And then the Topic Necromancer from a little village up the coast came over and...

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July 8, 2009 6:37 am #

Made boba fett a plot element

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July 8, 2009 6:48 am (Edited July 8, 2009 06:49 am) #

...but how did he do that?...

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July 8, 2009 6:59 am #

by quoting the author of this thread.

PresidentJuggernaut wrote:

Boba Fett was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when suddenly

he began to wrestle a panda

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July 16, 2009 8:50 pm #

and the panda was desimated, not by Boba Fett, but by...

Carry on my wayward son!
July 17, 2009 4:57 am #

but by a gay robot called steven. which tried to...

July 18, 2009 2:11 pm #

spread his "love" to...

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July 18, 2009 3:54 pm #

C-3PO who desperately wanted that kind of attention from R2 D2 who was with...

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July 18, 2009 6:27 pm #

Chewbacca getting...

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July 19, 2009 1:23 am #

Lots of things.

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July 19, 2009 4:22 pm #

like ice cream and...

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July 19, 2009 10:10 pm #

Ukeleles.

Carry on my wayward son!
July 20, 2009 12:55 am #

Which are...

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
July 20, 2009 9:58 am #

silly.

July 20, 2009 10:06 am #

and foolish.

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