Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

This didn't make Boba Fett happy, So he Shot Deadpool a couple times in the head, lit Deadpool on fire, and then stole his cheesy poofs.

The the cheese puffs went to invade the sun

but then the Sundalorians fought back

but the sundalorians were alergic to cheese, so they gave up and the sun was taken over by cheese puffs.

And then the cheese puffs built a super-gigantic-largely-hugeoh-big-not-small space station called it the Big-Idiotic-Gun-Charter-Huge-Expert-Express-Superior-Extra-People-User-Freakin'-Fast-
On-Fat-Designed-On-One-Motor

or simply The B.I.G.C.H.E.E.S.E.P.U.F.F.O.F.D.O.O.M.

Then they used the Big-Idiotic-Gun-Charter-Huge-Expert-Express-Superior-Extra-People-User-Freakin'-Fast-
On-Fat-Designed-On-One-Motor (AKA  The B.I.G.C.H.E.E.S.E.P.U.F.F.O.F.D.O.O.M.) to blow up the earth.  And only Chuck Norris and Mr. T survive.

However due to a technicality it was called the B.I.G.C.H.E.E.S.E.P.U.F.F.F.D.O.M. because words such as of, on for, the, with, in, and and are not used in acronyms. The incorect acronym angered the Acronym Armed Forces and they struck out at the weapon and blew it up with their shortened names

Then Mr.T and Chuck Norris joined forces and went to Burger King

And ordered Big Macs. And got them. Then Boba Fett walked in and once again became a plot device, instead of just the character this was named for.

Then Mr.T and Chuck Norris became sick after eating the Big Macs, but instead of suing the fast-food place, they...

just decided to get dirt on all the major executives, and black mail them all resulting in a dangerous...

macarena.

Loud and proud, they were, as Boba was trying to figure out what he heck he was doing in this story. But he found the solution, he just had to...

Press the galactic reset button. He then went on the internet so he could figure out how much experience each action would give him, and how badly it would effect his morality meter.

but then his computer exploded to his face. And then everything else around him did the same and he was lost in the void. Then he realized...

He forgot to pay his electric bills, so his electric company attacked with force by hiring...

Rambo! but he was busy, so they sent Dr Emmett Brown instead. But Dr Emmett couldn't find the right time nor right place so he ended up in China, in the middle of the ...

mongolian invasion. somehow, boba was in the time-traveling DeLorean as well, and the two set of on a wacky adventure to escape china with their lives and without messing up history.

but Boba had dropped his helmet! They had to go back!

Meanwhile Boba needed something to protect his head and face, so he explored the junk all over in the car. Then, reluctant and disappointed, he decided to use...

A Time magazine with Obama's face on the front.
As Boba returned to the present time, every single American started jumping on his DeLorean and said, "OBAMA IN A BOBA FETT COSTUME!!!!"
One whom was Tom Cruise. Although Tom was disappointed that it wasnt really Obama, he introduced himself to Boba and hired him to kill an evil alien emporer he read in a scientology book.
Boba accepted Tom's offer....................but first...........he had to go BACK to the past to retrieve his helmet!!!
Tom Cruise came along for the ride.
They jumped back in time when..............

The Ghostbusters crossed proton streams.

and "accidentally" caught Tom Cruise in their trap box.

While there, Tom dedided to make the box a better place to live in. He started this by...

posting rules about what people can or can not eat. He was really proud of what he had done, but then Boba simply...

destroyed the trap box, claiming Tom Cruise with it. the world was at balance again.

But Boba still didn't have his helmet! And Doc Brown now was nowhere to be found. So he...

Went and got his helmet. Problem solved.

How did he do that? No one knew, he just did. Then he dumped the DeLorean somewhere and rather decided to ...

Take up Tom Cruise's assignment and kill the evil ambassador of planet Candyland. So Boba Fett raced into Slave 1, and plotted a course for the Candyland sector. He flipped the switch and was suddenly in hyperspace headed for his destination. Boba decided to take this time to fix the cotton candy machine on the inside of his helmet. After that, he clipped his toenails. (Bounty Hunters need to practice good hygene too!)
then, hyperdrive was over and he found himself........

TW

in the terrifying monsters that are totally harmless sector, so hit switched on his hyperdrive after making some corrections, but Tim the Tool Man Taylor showed up and brought his whole 'Tool Time' show. Al was sucked into Slave 1's engines and caused the ship to reach ludicrous speed.

And some where Tom Brady trows a touch down pass to Randy Moss

but randy moss explodes because tom brady threw a bomb instead of a football.

...and 98.3% of NFL fandom cheered

And the pats started to lose every game

Which was odd because no one knew what had happened to cause an entire NFL team to be made up of men named Patrick.. Then Boba Fett became a plot element again.

And then the Topic Necromancer from a little village up the coast came over and...

Made boba fett a plot element

...but how did he do that?...

by quoting the author of this thread.

he began to wrestle a panda

and the panda was desimated, not by Boba Fett, but by...

but by a gay robot called steven. which tried to...

spread his "love" to...

C-3PO who desperately wanted that kind of attention from R2 D2 who was with...

Chewbacca getting...

Lots of things.

like ice cream and...

Ukeleles.

Which are...

silly.

and foolish.