Topic: Silliest star wars secret

same here....that is one of the most awesome dreams ever....SWEETNESS!!!!!!!! ("lucky")

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Silliest Star Wars secret?
For a (Very) brief moment I thought Episode 3 was the best.

Then I realised it was the worst after some guy had slapped me.

Nothing is wrong with Ep.3     i loved it and it is in second place right now....and for me, it took 1st for awhile also.

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Yeah, same here, right after I see an action movie, it gets put in my top 5 for some reason? :/

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yup....but then after awhile    it gets old      and it isn't the "most awesome video in the world"    as i know we have all said before....

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I cant stand jar jar but he is kinda funny.....

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You can say that again.......................

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JH3!!! CLEANOUT YOUR INBOX!!! Thanx! :)

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Thats the coolest dream i ever heard lol!!
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If only Boba were Santa.  Like on the Santa Fett wallpaper from TFN, who goes flying around on his jetpack to deliver toys to good little Corellians and Alderaanians.

lol :lol:......if Fett EVER steps foot in my house, I would just wake up, kiss his feet, praise him, and die right there on the floor. lol......

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He might shoot you for getting drool on his boots. ;)

lol :lol:........An even BETTER way to die!! lol

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I'll feed him cookies and cake, and then watch in fascination as he drinks milk through a straw.
Kudar, there's nothing wrong with liking Jar-Jar.  I find him amusing at times (when he isn't being used to make crude jokes or ruin the atmosphere of the story.)

I have never found Jar-Jar amusing....and aren't we off subject?

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Yes we are off the subject........but one last statemant. :D

WHY DID JAR JAR BECOME A SENATOR?!! I dont get it!! I dot think any person who could get his tounge stuck in a visable laser could ever become a senator!!

.....CArry on............

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that is still a mystery to me today...never understood that one...

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Gosh that really bugs me!! Im gonna put it in the Anger management thread.

.....Carry on....

Technically Jar Jar is not a senator. Padme is the senator for Naboo, she represents the planet Naboo as a whole. Naboo has two species, Humans and Gungans, both the humans and the Gungans need representatives in the Senate, and since the humans already have a senator, the Gungans still need their representative, but the role of senator is already filled. So Jar Jar is only a Gungan Representative, and Padme's substitute.

i would still rather have Boss Nass or that captain guy as the representative, not Jar-Jar. Whatever though, its not my movie...

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I never really liked Boss Nass. The guard was okay in my opinion.

Much the same here.

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Boss Nass couldn't be the Representative, as he had a Gungan population to rule. And Captain Tarpoles had an army to run. Besides, they wanted Jar Jar in the movie somehow, and having some random Gungan as the representative wouldn't have kept Jar Jar in the movie as much. lol

yeah   i understand that....i guess i'm just don't care for jar jar's personality much.

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He's just soo anoying!! MISA JAR JAR MISA JAR JAR!!! And Lucas was a lil steriotypical making Jar Jar(made him like a steriotypical Jamaican). :/

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oMG I hATe JAR jAr! he drives me insane

I'm with ya my bratha!! :cool:

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I think the Star Wars films were better in the 80s
Before Lucas got some of his ideas from his Kids...

What? Lucas got ideas from his kids, I didn't know that. :/ Like how?

                                                               
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I don't think he got ideals from his kids.

Not All of them.
But answer me this.

WHy In Star Wars A New Hope does Obi-Wan say when he Met Luke's Father he was a great pilot but in Star Wars Episode 1 he was just a kid?

Why was Jar Jar even In it?

(Those are both Rhetorical questions)

The answer is he talked to his Kids about what they wanted....

Thats right its all their fault....
I was just using Episode 1 as an example but you see in various interviews how
"Well My Kids thought..."
and
"I talked to my Kids about it...."

Now my good friends you can see the proof of the pudding...
we shopuldn't blame Lucas or his multiple chins
just his foolish trust in his kids points of views....

Well it fits doesn't it. :/ I mean, Anikin was a boy, but how many boys can pilot that good at that age? hmm? But Jar Jar.........thats the kids fault.........I just know it.

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Q: WHy In Star Wars A New Hope does Obi-Wan say when he Met Luke's Father he was a great pilot but in Star Wars Episode 1 he was just a kid?
A: "I'm the only human who can do it.", and at such a young age too! Also, in ROTS in the beginning we see a lot of great piloting skills from Anakin. How many other people do you know who can touch a starfighter to another starfighter, in the middle of a battle? And how many others can almost single-handidly land a burning cruiser that's meant to be flied by several hundred people, I think? I don't think he said when he MET Anakin he was a great pilot, I think the "met" line was about how strong Anakin was in the Force, which Obi was. "Over 20,000!!! Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midichlorian count that high." See? ;)

Q: Why was Jar Jar even In it?
A: Why not? I never saw what the big problem with him was. I like Jar Jar. He's a good character and has a lot of importance to the story.

And I think TPM was one of the best episodes of the whole saga. Once when I was watching it I even broke down crying at the end, it touched me that much. And when you watch all six back to back, I hear it's the perfect introductory to the saga. TPM is like the brief calm before the storm. But it's actually so much darker than you'd think if you paid attention and watched it closely.

Why do the kids have to be involved?  Can't he just be suffering from mild senility?

Like I said his Kids were involved in many of the ideas
Lucas told people in Interviews.

And the point I was trying to make about Anakin being a little kid instead of a great pilot was not.
He wasn't a greta pilot in Episode 1

but he was a little boy

And the queen was 14 years old???

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT THATS MORE THAN STUPID?!?!

Yeah, its kind of dumb.

and why in the AOTC did ani age so much and padme so little.
and why did they have to make boba a clone if his kids gave him that one im super mad

Exactly!
Humorbot 1 George Lucas's kids 0

Ok, we could have Padme be 30 in TPM. But then when AOTC comes around and Anakin's 20 and Padme's 40, their relationship would be kinda odd, wouldn't it? Besides, as Padme said, "I wasn't the youngest queen..." Apparantly Naboo girls mature fast or something.

And the reason it appears that Anakin aged more than Padme is that, by 14 you've grown pretty much as much as you're gonna except in a few places. I've been 5'6" since I was 12. The only thing about me that's grown is my shoulders, hips, chest, maybe my face a bit. But Anakin's only 9, turns 10, in TPM, between then and 20 he's gonna grow a lot taller, spread out a lot more on the shoulders and face... So, when comparing the two, you'd think Anakin's grown more than her, and he has. But only cause of the age difference, and how tall he's gotten. Padme's grown too, if you look closely at pictures of Padme in TPM and Padme in AOTC.

Anakin was a good pilot in TPM. When you were 9, could you have survived a space battle? Or a podrace? In a videogame, maybe, but not in RL. When you were 9, I bet you couldn't even have driven a car easily, and that's going slow, like driving down your street at 10 mph. Anakin was racing at speeds of 700-900 MPH. But he didn't have to be a "great pilot" in TPM. You expect a 9-year-old to fly with Rogue Squadron or something? Anakin was 9 in TPM for a reason, to show the connection to his mom being broken, leaving home at a young age, his childhood, etc. It wouldn't have worked if Anakin was in his 20s already, cause by then he'd have grown enough that he could easily leave home.

wow thats just cool miba nice way of looking at it.

I thought Padme was 18-20 in TPM. :/ Wouldn't that make A LOT more sense? I mean, who is that beautiful at 40? Not a lot of people.

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Or you could put it this way.
George DOESN'T Listen to his Kids "Relating to a character" tactics and make Episode 1 like Episode 2 in terms of age. He's the Obi-Wan of The Phantom Menace and Obi-Wan's the Qui-Gon.
Only he doesn't die.
They Queen is the same age as Anakin and they start ot hit it off and that continues into Episode 2 which is set just a few months later. (Instead of like 10 years.)

That WHOLE plot makes a billion Tons more sense. Plus you don't get some annoying little (Expletive deleted) playing one of Star Wars best loved characters (Darth VAder) I mean Hayden Christensenn wasn't the greatest actor ever. But he was a lot better than JAcob whathisname who played him in TPM.

Also some idiot decided that Attack Of The Clones would be a Romantic Comedy.
You didn't get THAT in the original trilogy did you?
AOTC was great!
But the obvious attempt to make it appeal to girls made me sick!

Especially C3-PO's STUPID "I'm so beside myself" and " Oh what a drag" jokes.

GRRRR Rant Over!

Umm....duh! In all of the old trilogy episodes!! HAN AND LEIA!! duh....

And girls are the thing that make the world go round. Come on, loosen up. Girls are AWESOME. The idea of someone hating something just because it is beuatiful, makes ME absolutly sick.

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DUH????

Yes it was romantic!
I'm not an incompetant Dumb ass

I was complaing about the worst, Corniest, STUPIDEST! JOKES EVER!!!!

I wasn't complainign about girls liking Star Wars either. Thats fine.

Its just Lucas's attempt to try and expand Star Wars to more girls.

It's Sci-FI!!!!
Yopu either like it or you don't
Trying to make it a romantic Sci-Fi comedy was not going to get More Viewers or fans.

It just caused to irritate me!
Surely I'm Not the only one?

There had to be romance. We can't have Anakin and Padme to go, "Huh, you're cool." "Yeah, I like you too." "Ok, let's get married." "Ok, sounds fun." It has to show it happening...

Though I do agree with you on the jokes, they are bad.

Alright, dude. I'm sorry. And I have to admit, the jokes were pretty stupid. But it was the late 70s......so......

but I strongly agree with Miba. You have to understand his love to understand why he turned to the dark side.

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The LAte 70s?????

IT WAS 2002!!!

I'm TAlking About AOTC!!!

Oh, I thought you were talking about the Han and Leia relationship. sorry :D Yeah, in the Anikin and Padme relationship, the jokes wern't supposed to be cheesy. Like when Padme said "Are you making fun of me?" and Anikin said "No, I'd be too loyal to make fun of a senator." and then they both laugh, or somethin like that. Is that what your talkin about? Stuff like that?

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