Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

Rorschach was the second all-time duct tape lover, for the first was obviously MacGyver.

Then Merlin and Gauis came back, despite being killed. " It was his destiny " as The Great Dragon had said.

They all messed with duct tape and made a massive fortress with laser cannons, spear launchers and flamethrowers. :P

( MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :P )

but as it was all held together with duct tape it didn't last long when Boba came over. In just a few shots it was gone. And as he started feeling annoyed by the constant appearance of BBC Merlin Show characters, he decided to head next for UK, bringing the duct tape along with him in case he'd need to shut a lil' chatterbox up.
:P

Which was good, because he came across a chaterbox called...

That dude without a face, he was previously known as 'that dude with the face', but Rorschach relived him of it

and gave him a face

It was..............

Nonexistant because he relived him of it.Took his face from him in other words.

Rorschach did this because

just because he could

and that was that.

In other ways, Tim The Thing met pillow

( :P )

And Rorschach took away pillow's fluffiness. Then, he eated it.

But it had a strange taste, like

chicken, or maybe it was pigeon...

Rorschach wasn't sure, he just ended his cold beans and crutons diet.

then pillow scowled and stomped away

Tim the Thing laughed.

In other words, A tadpole broke free from it's jelly

( sorry, I have a tadpole in a glass cup and I'm watching it grow. There's more bro's and sis' outside. Like, 400. :) )

Yeah, because pillows that were just eaten can walk away.

And then the world imploded due to green's unfunniness and the fact that he never reads other people's posts.

Because of this, Rorschach farted (The true cause of the Big Bang) and the world came back together, but he left green on the moon.

And then Sparta took over the universe. And there were many budgie smugglers.

Green sighed and read his same book over and over. trapped on the moon forever.

The budgie smugglers started invading the world, and stole bird seed and ammunition for their rifles

Which is quite funny because no one knew why a Speedo would need food.

( a speedo? It's a budgie )

Meanwhile...

One of the budgie smugglers had perfected a serum to make zombie speedos.

The only thing is, zombies hated speedos, and killed the budgie smugglers.

Budgie Smuggler=Speedo....ask Mel

and the zombie speedo's had a party teh celebrate..........

the weirdness of the situation they had caused.

Then Mars exploded!!!! And then alien life forms took over MC Hammers ded body, and then they invented a super loud speaker that cood be heard from all over the world ( and MC Hammer was wearing a speedo like the zombies) And then everyone died and then came back to life and MC was singing agen

Then the old man who lived next door called the cops......

And then the cops came over, found nothing wrong, and went to run over some zombies

then the zombies turned into evil robots controlled by.........

The robots we controlled by Adeptus Astartes.........

who was the lord of all socks and...

and speedos ( he was the one who summoned the zombies wearing the speedos)

which makes him a Speedomancer.

So Adeptus Astartes the Speedomancer made all the zombies do luandry so that...

they would all have Downy soft wedgies instead of just regular ol' wedgies

Because everyone loves wedgies that are Downy soft. Especially Adeptus the Speedomancer.

Adeptus the Speedomancer decided to wedgie some Year 1 kids........

But MM had just recently purchased the Zombie Survival Guide, and used his zombie hunting skills to dispatch all of the undead n00bs.

that were currently in.........

the state of delusion.....

which is in its self a delusion which is rather ironic.

and then the state of delusion ate a hotdog, which is impossible, because...

A state of delusion is a thing, not a person.

Meanwhile, Boba saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and realized he is WAY more badass than any of the mutants in the film.

So he decided to prove it to himself by creating a portal to the Marvel universe using his portal-o-matic.

But then Boba played the X-men Origins: Wolverine Video game, and realized that Wolverine could give him a run for his money. And deadpool told Boba not to touch his cheesy poofs.

to test the insane man, Boba touched Deadpool's cheesy poofs.

and Deadpool's cheesy poofs turned into...

Spicy cheesy poofs

Which made Deadpool even more protective, so he stabbed Fett in the face.