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February 20, 2009 1:52 am #

who was at home, watching Futurama, and eating cheesy nachos...............

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.
February 20, 2009 8:45 pm (Edited February 20, 2009 08:47 pm) #

for some reason the nachos had that salmonella contaminated greenut butter, she had a heart attack. Robo Celine Dion then had to be revivied by her great-great grandfather.....er, I mean husband, Robo Rene Angelil. cmon, anyone could make that mistake

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
February 24, 2009 7:20 am #

Robo Celine Dion then made it her goal to make this thread make sense. She started by

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
February 24, 2009 11:39 am #

Accepting Communism as the world's only true way for government to work. So she was sacked.

February 24, 2009 3:51 pm #

*in annoying TV personality voice*...by the producers of this thread, which is sponsored by...

"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
February 24, 2009 4:03 pm #

the people who pay for....

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 24, 2009 5:11 pm #

the murder of innocent children by polar bears.

February 24, 2009 5:26 pm #

Who were part polar bear incidentally

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 25, 2009 1:47 pm #

So Sarah Palin shot them from a helicoptor.

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
February 26, 2009 8:21 am #

The helicopter was on a self destruct sequence however. Right before the helicopter blew up, Palin screamed:

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
February 26, 2009 2:06 pm (Edited February 26, 2009 02:07 pm) #

"*&%##@* *&#%)@!$*%#$ %@$!$#@*!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

**Edited for content**

"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
February 26, 2009 6:12 pm #

Which translates into Klingon as

February 27, 2009 11:40 pm #

" Can I please have a bucket of Mackies ice-cream!!!!!! "

( :P )

You're foolish words can never hurt me
February 28, 2009 2:01 am #
Fett_II wrote:

Which translates into Klingon as

I believe the original Klingon is:


"Rok Thok Noght thlot ta Shang tho li"

That is to say:

"D'oh!"
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February 28, 2009 1:43 pm #

Never cook bacon without a shirt on.

February 28, 2009 2:56 pm #

Hot grease = ouch

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
February 28, 2009 5:19 pm #

So people of every world decided to fight hot grease with a bio weapon called

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
February 28, 2009 6:09 pm #

UBER DEATH RAYS
then all of a sudden..

I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28, 2009 9:41 pm #

The death ray shot the moon and the moon imploded

Ven'gana mhi yaim'ol // We will have our homecoming
February 28, 2009 11:27 pm #

And the temperor laughed as hot bacon smelled grease shot towards it and it imploded.

Harth Cater then interrogated a prisoner called Leia Yorgana

( :P lol, different names in a different star wars universe )

You're foolish words can never hurt me
March 8, 2009 12:24 am #

because he was trying to steal the stolen plans that he/she stole from the Rempire

Aliit ori'shya tal'din - Family is more than bloodline
March 8, 2009 4:05 am #

then Mook Liewalker and Can Golo shot MornTroopers in the prisoner corridor and fell into a hole which had a monster in it.

Alas Mail Yorgana was dead......

You're foolish words can never hurt me
March 8, 2009 8:48 am #

And green was so unfunny that his entire post meant absolutely nothing.

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
March 8, 2009 12:51 pm #

So life went on......

March 8, 2009 2:06 pm #

but for how long

Aliit ori'shya tal'din - Family is more than bloodline
March 8, 2009 2:55 pm #

oh, about five seconds. then the universe imploded yet again, so many times now that the director, the producer, the executive producer, and the scriptwriter were all fired.

March 13, 2009 8:24 am (Edited March 13, 2009 08:25 am) #

and then MC Hammer started singing Can't Touch This!
Ooops I mean Boba started singing that... yeah

The pen is mightier than the blaster!
March 13, 2009 12:28 pm #

And then the universe imploded again, so now the makeup artists and stuntmen were fired as well as the director, the producers, and scriptwriter.

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
March 13, 2009 12:29 pm #

and Mc Hammer tried to sue Boba, but Boba shot him with his EE-3 and MC Hammer collapsed and started giggling randomly, as Boba shot him with funny bolts.............

You're foolish words can never hurt me
March 13, 2009 2:31 pm #

which turned out to be toxic darts filled with Joker laughing gas, so MC Hammer died with a grin on his face.

March 13, 2009 11:46 pm #

like Kit Fisto

In more news, Godzilla came into Japan and started trashing it..................

You're foolish words can never hurt me
March 14, 2009 2:03 am #

Which woke me up and gave me an incredible headache...
He does that a lot here. Although, sometimes it's hard to tell if it is Godzilla, Ultraman or just an earthquake.

"D'oh!"
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March 14, 2009 1:19 pm #

in other words closely related to it, it was in fact, Ultra-Man and Ultra-Monsters fighting

tachonyblade swore and lobbed a shoe at them.

" Keep the racket down! " he screamed.

You're foolish words can never hurt me
March 14, 2009 2:40 pm #

and they did...

Carry on my wayward son!
March 15, 2009 3:49 pm #

Absolutely nothing at all, which meant....

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
March 15, 2009 5:53 pm #

pesticides taste horrible, if you ask boba about it.

March 15, 2009 7:41 pm #

But Boba wasnt thinking about that right now, he was busy playing one of the most epic Ping Pong games ever with Rorschach from Watchmen. Why Rorschach would ever play ping-pong is unknown, but no one cares about the details so dont question it.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
March 15, 2009 9:55 pm #

The epic ping pong battle lasted for hours, because both of them had Amazing ping pong skills.

Carry on my wayward son!
March 16, 2009 2:17 am (Edited March 16, 2009 05:32 am) #

(awesome avatar AA!)
(sorry about the length of this, I was bored...) :P



...but then as one of them realized that he had better things to do, and so did the other, they went off, without even thinking of turning off the light. The little ping pong ball went off bouncing on the floor and stopped its run in some corner, ignored and forgotten. The room then became silent for a very long time. Several years. The unique light bulb in the ceiling was cheap and didn't pass the test of time. All became dark. The little ping pong ball was still resting in its corner, now covered and surrounded with dust.

So after all that time, the table was still there, merely changed, except maybe for the flies. Many, many flies. Swarming stupidly, non-stop, all over something. It was recent. There had been some intrusion and someone put something, there, on the ping pong table, then left. Something that seemed to attract the flies. They just wouldn't leave it alone. It was...

Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)
March 16, 2009 4:18 pm #

A turkey sandwich in a stasis field. Then Rorsrach came back, installed a bug zapper, smashed the ping pong ball,and took the totally untouched sandwich and left

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
March 16, 2009 5:12 pm #

Then, he proceeded to stuff it down a man's throat who failed to give him an answer, leaving with the line "Must've been hungry, seems to appreciate food."

March 16, 2009 10:23 pm #

This man was...

Carry on my wayward son!
March 17, 2009 9:00 am #

none other, than.........

( drumroll )

Prince Arthur, from the BBC Merlin Show

( lol )

You're foolish words can never hurt me
March 17, 2009 10:06 am #

he then decided to strip, but as he was too shy to assume that he just left. Meanwhile...

Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)
March 17, 2009 11:38 am #

Nimueh got blasted by lightning, and died.

Merlin rushed to Gaius' side............

You're foolish words can never hurt me
March 17, 2009 10:53 pm #

but they both died because...

Carry on my wayward son!
March 18, 2009 10:24 am #

of no reason.

Then merlin and gauis went to burger king

You're foolish words can never hurt me
March 18, 2009 2:39 pm #

And were killed by Rorschach because of they made him drop his ice cream.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
March 18, 2009 7:09 pm #

And Rorschach loves his ice cream, almost as much as he loves...

Carry on my wayward son!
March 18, 2009 8:01 pm #

duct tape

Cast iron and treadmills? Oh yes. Still sculpting me to what I really want to be, and I love it. :)

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