Topic: Never Ending Boba Fett Story Game.

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January 12, 2009 7:54 am #

Even though he was the one who wrote and directed it....

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
January 12, 2009 12:45 pm #

And stared in it, at least untill it was discovered he couldnt act.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
January 12, 2009 1:41 pm #

Dun dun duuunnn!

January 12, 2009 3:03 pm #

So they attempted to redeem it fifteen years later in I Was A Teenage Bounty Hunter Redux, this time the cast being entirely digitally replaced by Ewoks.

January 12, 2009 7:09 pm #

which was a big hit on Corellia, but nowhere else, because

Mandalorians - very good at providing little deaths in large quantities.
January 13, 2009 1:15 pm #

Corellia is full of ewoks.

January 13, 2009 1:28 pm #

and ewoks suck.

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
January 14, 2009 2:06 pm #

And then the ewoks all suddenly died...

January 14, 2009 3:10 pm #

Nobody seemed to care, because luckily at the same time, Jar Jar died as well.

January 15, 2009 5:44 am #

Or so everyone thought until they found it was Jar Jar's bodyguard who died

[color=red]Fatality![/color]
January 15, 2009 8:29 am #

Then jar-jar tried to steal Boba's helmet...

(bye-bye jar-jar)

Some may run a short while, but none of them would bide.
January 15, 2009 7:41 pm #

And succeeded.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
January 16, 2009 6:00 am #

Boba tried to kill him but Qui-Gon came and saved him.

[color=red]Fatality![/color]
January 16, 2009 6:54 am #

Unfortunately

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
January 20, 2009 2:18 pm #

then the cheese puffs invaded

January 20, 2009 3:19 pm #

...again... and everybody was bored with them.  So Boba shot Jar Jar and Qui-Gon in their faces, took his helmet back, and went to find someplace more interesting

"You set a code to live by. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."
January 20, 2009 5:35 pm #

He found himself in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

January 22, 2009 5:13 am #

And he also found Jango, alive.

[color=red]Fatality![/color]
January 24, 2009 6:43 pm #

Though a zombie technicaly isint 'alive'

[i]"Sir, Finishing this Cake."[/i]
January 25, 2009 8:31 am #

Unless you are a zombie, which soon became the case for Boba...

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 5, 2009 1:38 pm #

BOOOM!
Satern exploded

February 9, 2009 5:17 pm (Edited February 9, 2009 05:18 pm) #

but since zombie Boba and zombie jango were nowhere near Saturn (correct spelling, BTW) no one really cared.

"Kom'rk tsad droten troch nyn ures adenn, Dha Werda Verda a'den tratu."
[url]http://mercs.firespray.net/forum/index.php?topic=39267.0[/url]
February 9, 2009 5:55 pm #

However, Boba's pet moose lived in a space capsule nearby...

Some may run a short while, but none of them would bide.
February 10, 2009 4:39 am #

went further because he didn't want to smell the horrifying smell of zombies

[color=red]Fatality![/color]
February 10, 2009 12:48 pm #

and then zombie boba was teleported into the moose's capsule, and the moose ate him.

February 10, 2009 1:25 pm #

Unfortunately for the moose Chuck Norris was hungry

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 10, 2009 2:45 pm #

,and ate the moose, along with it's capsule.

Carry on my wayward son!
February 10, 2009 4:59 pm #

...and then Chuck swallowed the rest of the plane of reality that this story thread resides in. Because he's Chuck Norris, he was able to remake it. In his own image, of course.

"Kom'rk tsad droten troch nyn ures adenn, Dha Werda Verda a'den tratu."
[url]http://mercs.firespray.net/forum/index.php?topic=39267.0[/url]
February 11, 2009 1:47 pm #

And Boba descended from the moose's stomach, reborn.

February 11, 2009 1:50 pm #

Unfortunately he was trampled by a rancor named Mr. Wiggles

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 11, 2009 2:07 pm #

Unfortunately for him, for Mr. Wiggles then attemped to trample Chuck Norris

Carry on my wayward son!
February 11, 2009 2:54 pm #

Who allowed himself to get eaten so he could take it out from the inside. Within the stomach, he found

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
February 11, 2009 7:06 pm #

A Chucksaber, which is about a gazillion times better than a lightsaber.

February 11, 2009 7:26 pm (Edited February 11, 2009 07:27 pm) #

And with a blink of his eye he cleanly and harmlessly removed himself from Mr.Wiggles, whom he cared for deeply.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 12, 2009 9:26 am #

Chuck and Mr. Wiggles formed a very close friendship and decided to take over the Galaxy.

Carry on my wayward son!
February 12, 2009 2:10 pm #

It took three seconds.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 13, 2009 6:29 am #

then Chuck was bored...

"Kom'rk tsad droten troch nyn ures adenn, Dha Werda Verda a'den tratu."
[url]http://mercs.firespray.net/forum/index.php?topic=39267.0[/url]
February 13, 2009 9:48 am #

so he brought Appo back from the dead.....ta-da!

"None of this is really happening. There is a man. With a typewriter. This is all part of his crazy imagination."
February 13, 2009 3:27 pm #

Then Seco Fett made his contribution to this thread...

Some may run a short while, but none of them would bide.
February 13, 2009 8:12 pm #

Which, considering that the thread had basically degraded into a random pile of posts that for the most part made no sense, made no sense in its self....

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 13, 2009 8:24 pm #

There the universe imploded for the umpteenth time.

February 13, 2009 8:33 pm #

So Stefan the one handed Irish looking Portuguese janitor had to get his air compressor for the umpteenth time.

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 13, 2009 9:15 pm #

but realized he'd left the keys to the janitors closet where it was stored in his other pants...

"Kom'rk tsad droten troch nyn ures adenn, Dha Werda Verda a'den tratu."
[url]http://mercs.firespray.net/forum/index.php?topic=39267.0[/url]
February 16, 2009 6:38 am #

which were stolen by.....

[color=red]Fatality![/color]
February 16, 2009 12:57 pm #

Zombie Jesus.

February 16, 2009 3:03 pm #

Who teamed up with Chuck Norris so they could get Stefan's air compressor for themselves.

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
February 16, 2009 7:38 pm #

But they failed. For no could cross Stefan the one handed Irish looking Portuguese janitor

[i]The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed[/i]
[url=http://lfgcomic.com/page/1]Interrogations are hard...[/url]
February 17, 2009 6:16 am #

But even Stefan lost interest when trying to read this thread from the beginning to now. So he called in the help of

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett
February 17, 2009 10:29 am #

Mecha-Streisand

February 17, 2009 3:41 pm #

mortal enemy of Robo Celine Dione!

"Kom'rk tsad droten troch nyn ures adenn, Dha Werda Verda a'den tratu."
[url]http://mercs.firespray.net/forum/index.php?topic=39267.0[/url]

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