sidious: so, what's this i hear about you wanting to leave the darkside alliance?
maul: yea, we thought u wuz krunk fo shizzle gangster sucka foo! wit us!
darth: yes, i want to leave my sith career
sidious: to do what?
maul: yea!
darth: take it away twisted sister!
twisted sister: I WANNA ROCK! (rock)
twisted sister: I WANNA ROCK! (rock) I WANT TO ROCK!...
twisted sister: TURN IT DOWN YOU SAY! WELL ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU IS TIME AND TIME AGAIN I SAY NO! (NO!) NO NO NO NO NO!
darth: okay that's enough guys
twisted sister: when do we get paid?
sidious: like heck you are! who's gonna wanna listen to you rock?!
darth: hey, if people listen to will smith and his clean rap i think i have a chance
vanilla ice: ice ice baby! alright stop! collaborate and listen! ice is back wit my-
sidious: alright who invited vanilla ice!
bowling for soup: don't wanna be a canadian idiot!
maul and sidious: WTF!!! WHO INVITED THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
darth: about that...
sidious: alright i'm outta here...
maul: so iz i sucka foo!
all the bands: us too
darth: guys! c'mon! gimme a chance!
* screen gets dark, fading *
darth: i wanna rock! * crying *
THE END